samedi 7 septembre 2019, par Ray

Guy de Maupassant was one of the most prolific writers of short stories in the history of world literature – second only to Anton Chekhov (quantity-wise, but not quality-wise, of course) – with 300 stories to his credit, almost all of them written between 1880-1889, shortly before his final illness and premature death at the age of 42.

Here you will find a complete list of all of his short stories, novelettes and novellas in chronological order of initial publication, with for each entry :

  • the original title, with a translation in English (and eventually other English-language titles used by various English translations) ;
  • identification of the collection of stories in which it first appeared (mostly in one of the 15 collections (!) published during Maupassant’s all-too-short lifetime) ;
  • an overview of the story ;
  • our comments on the literary merits of the text ;
  • a note from 1-10, where :
    • 10=> one of his most famous works ;
    • 9.5=> a masterpiece of world literature ;
    • 9=> one of his best works ;
    • 8.5=> a ’must’ read ;
    • 8=> a ’good’ read ;
    • others=> not in the same category as the above, for the reasons indicated.

A majority of these stories (182) – those that we consider to be among his best works – are available in English on this site, of which a considerable number (65) have been translated specially for this site. They can all be seen by clicking on the titles that are highlighted in red below.

Because of his truly world-wide renown during his life and ever since, a quite astonishing number (71) of false aka fake Maupassant stories were inserted in two English-language editions of Maupassant’s collected works published in New York at the beginning of the 20th century – a quite unique phenomenon in literary history –, many of which have continued to be included in modern collections of his stories or have even been published and sold separately. They are all overviewed below, with identification of the editions in which they first (fraudulently) appeared.

Henry René Albert Guy de Maupassant
(Aug. 5, 1850 – July 6, 1893)


1. THE 300 MAUPASSANT STORIES, in chronological order






7. INDEX OF THE 300 MAUPASSANT STORIES, in alphabetical order


1st pub. English_Title____________ Original_Title Theme Synopsis/Comments__________________________________________________ Our
1 1875 The Dead Hand
La main d’écorché super-naturalism The narrator is having punch one evening with friends when his old friend Paul bursts into the gathering with the dried hand of a famous criminal of the previous century that he had acquired in Normandy from the sale of the belongings of an old man with a reputation of a sorcerer. The narrator visits Paul the next day to find that he has attached the hand to his doorbell string and had been woken up by a mysterious banging on the door in the middle of the night. The following day Paul is found dead with the marks of immensely strong fingers of his throat, and the narrator escorts his body to his cemetery in Normandy where another surprise awaits him.
 The author’s very first published story, a tale with a supernatural tinge that appeared in the yearly edition of L’Almanach lorrain de Pont-à-Mousson for 1875.
2 1876-03-10 On the Water

aka :
 On the River ;
 Out on the River
Sur l’eau

(titre d’origine :
En canot)
boating on the Seine The narrator, who has rented a house on the Seine for the summer (in an area where so many soon-to-be-famous impressionist painters were active at the time), tells us about the eerie adventure of his neighbour there, an enthusiastic boater and lover of the river and all its mysteries.
 Full of the atmosphere of the very beautiful river Seine, most magnificently described.
3 1877-11-10 The Dispenser of Holy Water

aka :
 At the Church Door
Le donneur d’eau bénite drama Pierre, a wheelwright in Normandy and his wife Jeanne were delighted when at long last their son Jean arrived, but he disappeared at the age of five after a circus troop of had passed through their village. The rest of their life was spent searching throughout the country for the boy, eventually living on charity before Pierre, then aged, took up a post as provider of holy water in an important Parisian church where he always scrutinised the attendants to try to identify the lost boy, now a man. One day his dream came true.
 A straightforward tale of extreme family fidelity, perhaps a tad simplistic for our modern tastes.
4 1878-05-25 Lieutenant Laré’s Marriage
Le mariage du lieutenant Laré war story A detachment of a hundred French soldiers is sent at nighttime in winter to relieve a menaced army position. On the way they encounter an elderly man and his daughter ; the man serves them as guide but the young woman is so exhausted that she needs to be carried on a litter by the soldiers. The mission is accomplished and the lieutenant only discovers after the war the true identities of the old man and his daughter.
 This little tale was later incorporated into the more elaborate 1882 story Souvenir, with a quite different ending.
5 1878-09-14 Coconut, Coconut, Fresh Coconut !
Coco, coco, coco frais ! drama Pierre was present at the death bed of his uncle, who had smiled when he heard a street vendor of coconuts selling his wares just before he passed away, and it turned out that in his will the uncle left not only 500 francs for him but also 100 francs to be given to the first street coconut-vendor he came across. In a manuscript the uncle explains that one of them had played a role or had been present at a number of the key moments in his life.
 A modest but most readable little tale.
6 1879-12-01 Simon’s Papa

aka :
 Simon’s Dad ;
 Simon’s Father
Le papa de Simon drama Simon’s mother does not have a husband and she has always been disapproved of and excluded, so Simon has grown up alone and secluded from the rest of the village. When he first appears in school at the age of seven he is at an object of curiosity that turns to scorn, rejection and outright brutality for a long time afterwards. Until the other schoolchildren learn that Simon finally has a new papa...
 A very powerful drama of exclusion and social opprobrium at all levels of society, especially the youngest.
7 1880-04-17 Boule de Suif

aka : Ball of Fat

13,400-word novelette
Boule de Suif war story The French army has just suffered a catastrophic defeat by the Prussian army and the tattered remains are staggering through the Normandy town of Rouen towards the Atlantic coast. The civilians in Rouen are nervous about the forthcoming occupation of their city by the victorious army, and rightly so, as although the invaders behave more or less correctly, officers and men must he housed and fed and strict order is maintained. After a few days a group of civilians of all kinds obtains permission to leave the town by coach – several rich businessmen with their wives, a very wealthy and somewhat arrogant count and his countess, two nuns, a radical activist, and the title personage Boule de Suif (’Fat Ball’), a fairly young and very plump woman of the streets. All are proud patriots who want to have nothing to do with the foreign military. But the going is slow as it is winter and the horses are weak, and when they arrive at the nearest town on their way to the coast it is already evening and worse yet : the town has already been occupied by Prussian troops. They are obliged to stay there overnight, where the Prussian officer, a stalwart French-speaker of sorts, orders Boule de Suif to come to his office for an interview. Perhaps you can imagine what the officer wanted her to do, but she indignantly refuses and her companions are equally shocked at the grossness of the Prussian. The next day they discover that they cannot leave the town until his desires are satisfied, and little by little the patriotism of the members of the group, including the nuns, takes second place to their desire to continue on their journey : each and everyone – except to a certain degree the radical activist, who remains notably silent throughout the difficult moments – finds excellent reasons why Boule de Suif should sacrifice herself and her patriotic ideals for the common good.
 A beautifully-written story in an understated but penetrating tone that can leave no one indifferent. One of the author’s finest and most universal masterpieces.
8 1880-05-31 The Sundays of a Parisian Bourgeois

aka :
 Sundays of a Bourgeois ;
 A Parisian Bourgeois’ Sundays

18,300-word novella
Les dimanches d’un bourgeois de Paris life in Paris In ten rather well-developed sections we follow the activities if a fifty-year-old Parisian civil servant on his Sunday outings as he tries, not always very successfully, to escape from the dullness and servility of his week’s work in a government office by undertaking only-too-rare ventures out of the city : visits to colleagues, fishing expeditions, celebrating the honours accorded to his superior and even, on one momentous Sunday, visiting Gustave Flaubert in his home in Meudan.
 At the end of the series of episodes he has not particularly grown in intellectual stature but he is a little wiser and the reader has acquired considerable insight into the nooks and crannies of the soul of a very average but finally very honest and even interesting man of those times. A rather long, hard read though, that hasn’t particularly well passed the test of time.
9 1880-08-29 Suicides
Suicides suicide A suicide letter is found beside a 57-year-old man who has just shot himself in a depressed state of mind, as explained in his letter.
 An extremely effective, powerful letter that can leave no one indifferent.
10 1880-09-13 The Love of Long Ago

aka :
 A Grandmother’s Advice ;
 In Former Times ;
 The Advice of a Grandmother
Les conseils d’une grand’mère

(autre titre : Jadis)
drama in an elegant manor of a certain antiquated style an elderly woman asks her young granddaughter to read to her something from the newspaper – but nothing political – and the girl reads an account of a case where a woman who had thrown acid into the face of the mistress of her husband had been acquitted to the applause of the crowds gathered at the trial. The grandmother is shocked and asks for another story, that this time is about a young girl who shot her seducer who hadn’t remained faithful to her, thereby crippling him for life, and who had also been acquitted. The grandmother is again shocked, but her granddaughter is far more understanding of the seduced girl’s motivations, and the debate becomes impassioned on both sides.
 A story with a strong moral fibre and a didactic undertone that will not be, and perhaps wasn’t already at the time, to every reader’s taste.
11 1881-02-15 A Family Affair

aka : Family Life

8,700-word novelette
En famille life in Paris We follow Monsieur Caravan, a civil servant, in his daily routine going home after a day at the office, having a glass at the local café, getting brow-beaten by his wife at home, and trying to cope with the constant state of warfare between his spouse and his elderly mother who lives with them in an upstairs room and with his two ragamuffin children who run around in the streets all day long. But today there’s a dramatic decline in the mother’s health and the issues of heritage and testaments start to assume major proportions...
 A very cynical, very unsympathetic and at the same time most convincing sociological portrait of a certain sector of the population of the time, couched in the most flowing, elegant, clear language one could wish for. Shocking in a way, really, for those who have strong sympathies for the less well-off sector of the population. But Maupassant says it like he sees it, and he says it just so well !
12 1881-03-21 Public Opinion
Opinion publique life in Paris We are in the office space of a public ministry and it is almost 11 am so the employees have all shown up because that is the hour when the Minister usually comes to work (!), and in waiting for him to actually appear they talk about public affairs and politics and it is all pretty trite and conventional.
 Are such group conversations of our own day on such topics any more insightful, one may legitimately wonder ?
13 1881-03-26 The Story of a Farm Girl

aka :
 A Farm Girl’s Story ;
 Story of a Farm Girl
Histoire d’une fille de ferme the feminine condition We follow Rosa, a young servant on a rather prosperous farm, as she goes to rest in the shade of the barn after a long session cleaning up the dining-room and kitchen after lunch. But her rest is disturbed by Jacques, a farm labourer, who has been watching her for some time. She’s a strong girl and easily fends him off, but one thing leads to another and even a promise to marry her. And Rosa’s life falls apart a few months later when she is in an interesting situation and Jacque’s commitment to marriage fades and he then disappears.
 Has the plight of the unmarried pregnant young woman throughout history – up until our enlightened days – ever been better and more powerfully told ? A moving and timeless tale.
14 1881-04-02 An Outing in the Countryside

aka :
 A Country Excursion ;
 A Day in the Country
Une partie de campagne love story A Parisian family goes on an excursion to the countryside where they have lunch at an inn on the Seine river. The ladies – the very plump thirty-fiveish mother and her eighteen-year-old daughter – accept the invitation of two athletic young men also lunching there to go for a boat ride with them. One of the young men sacrifices himself by taking the mother on his boat, and other one shows the daughter his favourite grove on an island in the river where a nightingale is warbling its mating serenade.
 A beautifully-written, elegant, very sensitive story that somehow says much about life and love, then and always.
15 1881-05-07 On a Spring Evening
Par un soir de printemps love story Jeanne and Jacques have grown up together and have fallen in love and are engaged to be married, much to the satisfaction of their families who have always thought that they would make an ideal couple. Even Jeanne’s spinster aunt, who has never has a suitor, is happy for them, but on a lovely spring evening their tenderness is the drop of water that makes the dam of her suppressed emotions overflow.
 A simple but effective and moving story.
16 1881-04-21 In the Spring
Au printemps love story The narrator describes his impulse one fine spring day to go out on an excursion to benefit from the good weather and the special springtime feeling in the air and in his whole being. Well, right beside him in the tramway taking him to the riverside there’s a delicate young woman with the most attractive set of curls who senses his attention and almost has a smile on her face – but just as he is about to start talking to her a stranger imperiously tugs at his sleeve and says that he must urgently tell him something.
 Which he does, and that does change the day for the narrator, and it also leaves the reader just subjugated by the charm and the whimsical power of this epitome of a springtime story in spite of its cynical Maupassantian content.
17 1881-04-21 Madame Tellier’s Establishment

aka :
 The House of Madame Tellier ;
 The Maison Tellier ;
 Mme. Tellier’s Excursion

9,600-word novelette
La maison Tellier prostitution Madame Tellier is the owner and manager of a house of prostitution in a provincial Normandy village on the coast, where such establishments had long been considered to be practically normal commercial affairs. Madame had been an inn-keeper before inheriting the establishment with her husband, whose premature death soon left her completely in charge, which she managed to do most successfully. But one day, much to the dismay of the regulars – just about all the important men in town – the house stayed closed for two days with just a mysterious sign posted explaining that they had all left for a communion somewhere else, and we follow the group as they appear in all their finery at a very serious church affair and reception for a niece of Madame Tellier’s at the other end of Normandy where they all have a fine time and make an excellent impression on the citizens there who have no idea of their professional pastimes.
But all good things must come to an end and life must go on, and the anxious notables of the home town must be relieved of the distress caused by their unexpected and unprecedented absence.
 A straightforward account of the sexual mores of those days and no doubt others, with a strong accent on the foibles and not-at-all glorious aspects of the citizenry, bourgeois or not.
 This was the title story of Maupassant’s first collection of his stories, La maison Tellier (1881).
18 1881-04-21 Paul’s Mistress

aka : Femme Fatale
La femme de Paul drama Paul is a wealthy young man, son of a distinguished senator, who is regularly seen boating on the Seine at a popular auberge on Croissy Island near Paris with his mistress Madeleine, whom he is crazy about although she doesn’t have the same well-educated bourgeois background. One day a boat arrives below the inn with four well-known young women of a particular genre who provoke Pail’s indignation and cat-calls of “Lesbos ! Lesbos !” from the crowd on the shore. But Madeleine defends the ladies and their mores, and is even friendly and soon passionately involved with one of them. Things go from bad to worse from then on, at least for Paul.
 An amazingly frank, sharp portrayal of sexual diversity, and a powerful, fascinating account of the ambience among the Parisian population of those days when out for a good time boating and wining and dining and dancing and sinning and so on in their leisure hours. A literary tour de force !
19 1881-06-02 The Story of a Dog
 [5] ;

aka : Francis
Histoire d’un chien animal story Cocote is an extremely ugly female mongrel that François has been allowed to keep by the master of the manor where he is a servant. But she has a default – she’s absolutely irresistible for all of the male dogs in the neighbourhood, and soon the property’s invaded by endless streams of mongrels big and small seeking her freely-granted favours. That’s too much for the master, who tells François to get rid of her or else he’ll lose his job. As François knows that he could never be hired with such an ugly and now-enormous creature he does go through with the ordeal, much to his regret and even despair. The author’s prologue to the story states that it is a true one, and concludes with a plea for support for the newly-created Society for the Protection of Animals.
 A worthwhile anecdote on a rare theme for the time.
20 1881-12-01 A Corsican Story
Histoire corse Corsican story On reading about the murder of two gendarmes by bandits in Corsica the narrator remembers a walking tour he had made from Ajaccio in the south to Bastia in the north along the coast and then across the wild mountain country that had always provided refuge for that land’s redoubtable bandits and fugitives from justice. What he remembers most about that journey were the extraordinary scenery and the terrible ravages of violence and blood feuds among the people who provided him hospitality.
 A splendid testimony to the land and its people, in spite of the harshness of their ways.
21 1881-12-09 Flotsam
Épaves anecdote The narrator comments on his attraction to seaside resorts in the month of December, when the normal summer visitors have left and there only remain those hardline cases who cannot tear themselves away from the lieu of their past splendour on the beach.
 A light narrative on the fringe of an essay, with dialogues and undoubtedly fictional albeit credible personalities to illustrate his reflections on the somewhat melancholy atmosphere of seaside resorts in the winter months.
22 1881-12-22 An Adventure in Paris

aka : A Parisian Affair
Une aventure parisienne life in Paris A still-young married woman with two children has the feeling on reading about the fashions and the animation of life in Paris that she is missing out on something essential, so she arranges to visit her elderly parents there, without husband or children. She tries very hard to get involved in the swing of sophisticated Parisian life, but without success until she does meet a famous writer in a café. With a good deal of insistence and feminine wiles she manages to spend the whole evening and even night with the famous artist, but ends up going back home suitably disillusioned about Paris and its artists and sufficiently reconciled to her life in general and her provincial life in particular.
 Very readable and somehow surprisingly modern.
23 1882-01-05 A Christmas Eve Festival

aka : An Odd Feast
Un réveillon life in Normandy Two hunters who are staying overnight in an isolated and very cold manor on the Normandy coast realise that it’s Christmas Eve when their maid leaves to go to the midnight mass. They decide to participate to see how the other half lives in those parts, and they do get what we might call a cultural shock when they are invited into one of the houses to partake of the local people’s supper.
 Not the cosy warm-hearted image of country life that so many other authors tend to portray !
24 1882-01-12 Petition of an Involuntary High-Liver
Pétition d’un viveur malgré lui drama A elderly, very solitary former officer who had had to renounce his career because of the threats of a married woman who had threatened to kill herself if he did not run away with her – which he did, only to bitterly regret his fate and by extension the fate of all hen-pecked men young and old – writes to the court to protest against their favouritism to women in cases involving marital conflicts, insisting on the predatory nature of most members of the female sex.
 The man seems somewhat deranged and no, we are not all hen-pecked, and no, they are not mostly all scheming predators who will do anything to have their way !
25 1882-01-19 The Cake
Le gâteau drama Mme A. is a highly-regarded hostess who attracts an unending stream of admirers to her receptions, where the highlight has always been the ceremony of cutting the cake for the crowd (and her husband and his own guests, always relegated to a secondary room in the dwelling) : to be selected for the honour was a clear appointment to the envied position of favourite. But all good things come to an end and one day Mme A. discovers that it’s not so easy any more to find a candidate for the cake-cutting ceremony.
 Cynical and brutal, as so often with Maupassant, perhaps a touch too caricatural though to be sufficiently convincing.
26 1882-01-26 The Burning Log

aka : The Log
La bûche the battle of the sexes The youngish narrator is having tea with a close friend, an almost-elderly, very sophisticated lady, when a burning log in the fireplace rolls onto the carpet. That reminds him of a similar but more dramatic incident when he had been dining with very close and newly-married friends, a story that the lady insists he tells her and us.
 A good one with a strong lesson about not even thinking of fooling around with a friend’s wife, newly-married or otherwise, I think.
27 1882-02-02 Words of Love
Mots d’amour the battle of the sexes A young woman writes a short missive full of tender epithets to her “gros coq chéri” (big beloved rooster) begging him to come back to her or at least to write to her, which he does, explaining with numerous citations from her over-exuberant style just why they are not a proper fit, at all, at all.
 Brilliant, amusing and even most instructive too.
28 1882-02-16 Souvenir

aka : Recollection
Souvenir war story A detachment of French soldiers, reduced to two hundred from their initial strength of eight hundred at the beginning of the 1870 war, is retreating in winter at nighttime through Prussian-occupied territory trying to rejoin the remnants of the French army further west, when they encounter an old man with a young woman, his daughter, fleeing from marauding Prussian soldiers. The commander decides to take them along, even though the young woman has to be carried, in spite of the exhausted state of the company and their desperate situation. They encounter the marauding Prussian troops described by the refugees and carry on, ultimately successfully, after having taken care of them.
 A striking, realistic, memorable tale that’s a variant, with a different ending, of the earlier 1878 story The Marriage of Lieutenant Laré, which itself was largely integrated into the later 1884 tale The Colonel’s Ideas.
29 1882-03-02 Marroca
Marroca life in Algeria The narrator, who’s sojourning in Algeria and suffering heavily from the heat and the absence of female companionship, writes to a friend who wants to know what the ladies are like in those parts. The letter is essentially – apart from a brief passage quite beside the point about the horrible native women – an account of his steamy affair with the (very) passionate wife of a (European) neighbour in the town where he has rented a house for the summer.
 Apart from the nasty comment referred to above the story is brilliantly told with no holds barred, and with any number of memorable passages. What a writer !
30 1882-03-09 The Shepherd’s Leap
Le saut du berger drama How a very hidebound priest who militantly preached in vociferous, ultra-dogmatic terms against sins of the flesh reacted – very badly and tragically for all concerned – during a storm when, seeking shelter, he entered a shepherd’s hut where a couple were having a very intimate relationship.
 A severe, violent requisition against the precepts of the Church about sex, told with force and even understanding from the viewpoint of the militant priest himself.
31 1882-03-16 The Bed
Le lit love story The narrator discovers a letter hidden in an old priest’s gown that he had just bought at a public auction. It’s a letter from a sick and probably dying woman to her lover that starts with a memorable passage about beds in general (“The bed, my friend, is our whole life. It’s there that we are born, it’s there that we love, it’s there that we die.”) and continues in a lyrical vein to elaborate most magnificently on that theme.
 A real tour-de-force.
32 1882-03-23 Mademoiselle Fifi

aka :
 Mlle Fifi
 Mme. Fifi [7]
Mademoiselle Fifi war story A group of very bored and very blasé not to say brutal Prussian officers stationed in a hastily-abandoned château in Normandy after the French defeat in the War of 1870 decide to organise a banquet-orgy with a group of prostitutes from the nearby town of Rouen. The orgy goes more or less as planned until the final round of champagne and cognac when the most aggressive of the officers starts to insult the French nation, their men and their women. Things do not at all go to plan then, to put it mildly...
 Very hard-hitting, even savage, one of the author’s most powerful stories.
 This was the title story of Maupassant’s second collection of his stories, Mademoiselle Fifi (1882).
33 1882-03-29 Old Objects
Vieux objets solitude Adelaide, an elderly woman who has lived all her life in the same house, writes to a Parisian friend about how the old objects that have been stored in the attic for generations incorporate for her not only memories of the glorious happiness of her youth but also the very essence of the long years that have passed her by.
 A light but touching exploration of the theme of old age looking back on time gone by.
34 1882-03-31 The Blind Man
L’aveugle life in Normandy The narrator, in the process of enjoying the atmosphere of a new spring, thinks of how much blind people miss out on such sensations, and remembers the terrible story of how a blind boy in the Norman countryside was treated worse than a dog by one and all, especially his own family who considered him just a useless burden who consumed food that could be better used elsewhere.
 A harsh portrait of the innate insensitivity that was so prevalent in those rough days in that rough region and elsewhere too no doubt.
35 1882-04-05 Magnetism
Magnétisme love story An after-dinner discussion about the (then-)fashionable theme of occultism leads the most cynical anti-occultist of the group, a (typically Maupassantian) confirmed bachelor and woman-chaser, to recount two seemingly strange incidents that he considers to be more or less explainable in scientific terms, although the second story, about the amazing way he met his mistress, leaves the audience quite unconvinced about its scientific background.
 A clever exploration of two apparently unrelated themes of considerable interest to the author and others too : occultism and falling in love.
36 1882-04-12 A Son

aka :
 The Son ;
 His Son ;
Un fils Brittany story A senator and an academician on a promenade on a lovely spring day talk about their sexual exploits in their youth, both convinced that the average man of their milieu has a considerable number of illegitimate children somewhere in view of what they used to do so regularly so many years ago. And the academician tells about a trip he made in those days to Brittany when he had to stay in an inn in the town of Pont l’Abbé where practically everyone only spoke Breton and not French. What he did to the young servant-girl there and the consequences of his brutal behaviour are the central theme of this very cruel story that reflects no honour on the central personage, nor on his dignified companion either and even on its author, in a way.
 Has not well passed the test of time because of its insufferable masochism, in spite of the quality of the prose and even the historical (linguistic) interest of the story itself.
37 1882-04-14 Guillemot Rock

aka :
 The Penguin’s Rock
La Roche aux Guillemots hunting story A group of ageing hunters, or rather the few of them that are left of the original group of twenty thirty years beforehand, has met up once again at their yearly rendezvous at Etretat on the Normandy coast to hunt guillemots, a rare sea-bird from Newfoundland that nests every year on an isolated eponymous rock on the Norman coast. One of the group arrives at the last minute out of breath dressed all in black, and after the first outing – one might almost say slaughter session – he explains that he really has to finally leave them, and when his dismayed comrades insist that he stay for another outing he explains the problem on his agenda.
 The reader, unlike his companions, can only conclude that he has gotten his priorities wrong.
38 1882-05-10 Travelling

aka :
 The Mountain Pool ;
 En voyage
En voyage drama A lady writes to a close friend to recount her travel experiences, and recounts a terrible tale told to her by a local citizen in the mountains above Monaco while she had been admiring an artificial lake that had been the scene of a double drowning years beforehand.
 Very grim indeed.
39 1882-05-25 A Corsican Bandit

aka :
 The Corsican Bandit
Un bandit corse Corsican story On a hike in the mountains of central Corsica the narrator’s companion explains that the region is where Corsican bandits traditionally seek refuge, and tells how a meek, mild-mannered villager became the most celebrated bandit of them all.
 Introduced by a magnificent description of the wild country in question, this dramatic tale is a real treat.
40 1882-05-26 An Encounter

aka :
 A Meeting ;
Rencontre solitude On a visit to the little southern town of Saint Tropez the narrator meets a widow in a state of grave depression, who recounts to him her terrible loneliness since the departure of her only son to live in far-away India.
 A slim but effective tale nicely evoking the vistas in the region around Saint Tropez, at the time quite unknown and practically unexplored. Its theme of solitude in old age was somewhat more elaborated in another similar story published the following year, A Humble Drama.
41 1882-06-07 A Dead Woman’s Secret

aka :
 Dead Woman’s Secret
La veillée drama A (severe and inflexible) judge and his sister, a nun, are mourning their mother who has just passed away, and decide to honour the memory of the very devout and straight-laced loved one by reading out loud to each other letters that they find in her desk. Letters that reveal much about the secret love life of their mother in her younger days and that transform completely the nature of the deathbed vigil.
 A grim story, heavily infused with the author’s anti-clericalism and anti-authoritarianism.
42 1882-06-08 Dreams
Rêves anecdote A group of friends are discussing how to escape from the essential boredom of their lives and one of them, a doctor, describes in detail the beneficial effects of breathing ether and how superior that experience is to the better-known drugs like hashish and opium.
 A fascinating and almost convincing account of a drug experience in that bygone age.
43 1882-06-14 Other Times
Autres temps comedy In the framework of a passionate denunciation of the stereotyped morality of the time, the author relates a scene in a Norman court where a somewhat ageing lady of means had brought a suit against a young man to whom she had legally bequeathed a parcel of land in exchange for his services of an intimate nature, and who had nevertheless gotten married to a young woman.
 A simplistic and rather silly farce in the framework of a libertarian essay, this tale was more effectively developed in the later 1884 story Rustic Tribunals.
44 1885-06-18 A True Story

aka :
 True Story
 An Unreasonable Woman
Histoire vraie the battle of the sexes An old and rather decrepit nobleman, one of a group of riotous hunters after a very liquid dinner, tells his companions who’d been making ribald comments about the serving-girl how he had married off a servant girl whom he’d gotten in trouble to an avaricious local fellow, comparing her unfavorably to a dog he’d once sold who kept on coming back to him after the sale. The girl and her baby finished badly of course.
 Not a pretty story, and not one we could really recommend to anyone, even though it was probably intended to stoke negative feelings about the social class that indulged in the sort of thing described here.
45 1882-06-21 The Thief

aka : A Lucky Burglar
Le voleur comedy Three friends are having a party and when they’ve become thoroughly inebriated they dress up in the ancient uniforms that the host collects, each with an appropriate weapon. By this time they’re all three in a state of extremely joyous excitement, and when they hear a noise in the attic they realise that a prowler is up there, so they launch a military expedition to surround and capture the culprit. Which they manage to do, and after tying him up and putting him safely away in a locked closet up there they decide to conduct his trial which, given their state of inebriation, not surprisingly pronounces a death sentence. However there’s a debate about the method to be applied even though one of them does wonder if they shouldn’t rather hand the thief over to the gendarmes instead. It all actually turns out surprisingly well though.
 Most enjoyable – who would have thought that the author of Boule de Suif had a sense of humor ?
46 1882-06-28 A Woman’s Confessions

aka : A Wife’s Confession
Confessions d’une femme hunting story An elderly woman who has had a very rich love life recounts a dramatic hunting incident during her first marriage that changed her life forever.
 Harsh, cynical, sophisticated, disillusioned – a quite representative M. story.
47 1882-07-01 Moonlight
Clair de lune love story A woman reveals to her sister the encounter she had had on a moonlit walk along a Swiss lake one evening when her somewhat inattentive husband had retired early.
 Most convincingly told, a very readable and almost moralistic little tale.
48 1882-07-05 A Rooster Crowed

aka :
 A Cock Crowed ;
Un coq chanta the battle of the sexes The baron de Croissard is passionately fond of hunting and even more passionate about Mme d’Avancelles whom he is assiduously pursuing. He organises a great hunt on his extensive property after Madame has indicated that she just might be favourably inclined in the autumn season. The hunt is spectacular and the baron is on the point of attaining his goal, but when the rooster crows the next morning there has been a problem...
 A nice story elegantly told with a truly splendid account of the passionate atmosphere of hunting in all its forms.
49 1882-07-24 The Little One

aka :
 A Wedding Gift ;
 Complication ;
 The Child
L’enfant love story Jacques encounters a lovely young person on a beach and is so enraptured that after a brief courtship he proposes marriage to her. Her parents are reluctant to agree to the betrothal because of Jacque’s reputation and especially his well-known affair with a certain widow, but he persists emphatically, explaining (truthfully) that that affair is entirely in the past. The wedding is a great success, but when the moment comes for the married couple to retire to their chambers a messenger arrives with an urgent message for Jacques, and he leaves his bride to join his former mistress who is is great difficulty, to put it mildly.
 A very powerful and very moving investigation of the intimate relationship between the sexes in a moment of crisis.
50 1882-07-25 The Lock

aka :
 Always Lock the Door
Le verrou comedy A group of very macho friends who “are so contemptuous of women that they think only of them, only live for them, and direct all their desires and efforts towards them” meet yearly to celebrate their bachelorhood, although there are only four of them left of the original fourteen after twenty years, the others being married or having passed away. Over desert and champagne, when everyone has finished boasting about their latest splendid conquests, one of them decides to tell the truth for a change, about his first conquest, or rather how he was conquered by a friend of his mother’s, an affair that ended up in a most embarrassing and somewhat comical fashion because of a problem with the lock on his door.
 Cynical and very lively for almost the whole length, narrated most elegantly.
51 1882-08-06 A True-Life Drama
Un drame vrai drama Two brothers are courting the daughter of a prosperous farm-manor, and the one that had become engaged to the girl was treacherously murdered in cold blood a week before the wedding. No trace could be found of the killer except for a burnt piece of paper on which a portion of an unknown song could still be deciphered. Two years later the surviving brother married the girl and twenty years later the elder daughter of the couple became engaged to the son of a magistrate, the very magistrate who had been in charge of the murder investigation. But at the wedding one of the participants begins to sing the mysterious song that the murderer had left trace of on the evidence that had been left behind, and the magistrate takes up the case again.
 The impact of the rather harsh story is somewhat lessened by the excessively impassioned anti-establishment comments on the ensuing judicial verdict.
52 1882-08-08 A Normandy Joke
Farce normande life in Normandy A wedding is taking place in the Normandy countryside and the many guests in their Sunday best are coming into the courtyard to sit down at the huge table where the more-than-copious wedding feast is served along with countless jugs of cider, wine and “trous normands” (Norman intermissions) of calvados in between dishes. The dinner that started at 2 pm is still going strong at 8 in the evening, when many of the male guests let go with ribald remarks addressed at the young couple. The bridegroom does react to the teasing, but nevertheless underestimates the hilarious (to his friends) trick that they have prepared for him.
 An authentic sociological document, a really good story with larger overtones, told superbly well.
53 1882-08-12 My Uncle Sosthenes
Mon oncle Sosthène drama The uncle in question is a militant free-thinker, anti-clerical, anti-authoritarian republican Freemason who takes particular delight in publicly mocking a Jesuit priest of his neighbourhood. And after a particularly not to say amazingly heavy Freemason feast when Uncle has had to be carried home to bed the narrator plays what he thinks will be a very funny trick when he tells the Jesuit that his uncle is dying and needs ultimate consolation from him. That encounter does not however work out as planned by the playful nephew.
 A somewhat caricatural account of the political climate of the time, of course, but nevertheless interesting, amusing and well-told, of course.
54 1882-08-18 The Honeymoon
Voyage de noce love story A woman recalls the joy and emotion of her honeymoon trip to Naples thirty years beforehand, after which she had always felt that it was her ultimate and final experience of true happiness.
 A very effective and very melancholic narrative.
55 1882-08-22 A Passion
Une passion the battle of the sexes How a young officer let himself get involved with a very insistent older woman and how difficult not to say impossible it became to put and end to the cursed affair.
 A very cynical but engaging tale with a somewhat surprising touch of anti-libertarian morality.
 A development of an earlier story, Petition of an Involuntary High-Liver.
56 1882-08-23 Madness ?

aka : Call It Madness ?
Fou ? drama The narrator describes with intensity the many aspects of his voluptuous and very passionate wife and how he could see that at one point she had started to become tired of him. But his jealous passion could not be satisfied until he could confront the rival who must have been out there somewhere. Whom he does rapidly discover, unfortunately for everyone concerned, as mad jealously knows no bounds...
 A sharp, sombre story.
57 1882-08-30 The Impolite Sex
Correspondance the battle of the sexes Madame X writes to an old friend Madame Z complaining about how boorish and ill-mannered men have become, and Madame Z replies that woman are now even more ill-behaved than the men, and remembers how elegant people had a good time in the good old days. And finishes with a rather catty gesture herself.
 A charming epistolary exchange, full of bon mots and clever barbs, most entertaining.
58 1882-09-01 A Widow

aka : Sentiment
Une veuve love story An elderly lady reveals the story of the quite maniacal and finally tragic passion that a young boy, heavily influenced by the legends of his extraordinary ancestors, had had for her in her young days.
 A harsh tale told most convincingly.
59 1882-09-14 Rusty

aka : Rust
La rouille love story Baron Coutelier, a rather energetic 50-year-old, is passionately fond of hunting in all its forms, a topic that he cannot talk too much about and indeed is the only topic that interests him. But his neighbours think he should finally widen his horizons by getting married, and they introduce him to an eligible widow who wins his heart by actually going out shooting partridges with him. The baron’s heart is duly conquered, but is the rest of him up to the challenge ?
 A light tale about a couple of very nice subjects (hunting and the other one, so close to the author’s heart), very nicely told indeed.
60 1882-09-17 Lasting Love

aka : A Strange Fancy
La rempailleuse love story A large group of hunters and their wives are debating the question of long-lasting (or otherwise) love after a copious dinner, and a retired Parisian doctor recounts the most intense and long-lasting affair he had ever encountered, involving a respectable pharmacist and a wandering gypsy girl.
 With a neat twist at he end, this nicely-told story says something (not particularly flattering) about the hidebound moral attitude of the middle class of the time, and other times too, perhaps.
61 1882-09-25 A Parricide
Un parricide crime story A man is on trial after having come forward to confess to the seemingly-inexplicable murder of a wealthy couple that had baffled the authorities. In court he explains how he discovered that the couple were in fact his biological parents who had abandoned him at birth.
 A drama about parenthood that has not at all lost its sting.
62 1882-09-25 An Artifice
Une ruse drama A young woman being treated by her elderly doctor tells him that she cannot understand how women can manage to have affairs in secret and live in a constant state of deceit and falsity. So the doctor tells her that in his opinion a woman can only love passionately after having been married, and that as for techniques of dissimulation, women have no end of resources when the need arises. To illustrate his theme, he tells her about a patient of his who had called him urgently late one evening to do something – anything – to save her because her lover has suddenly died while visiting her, and her husband would be coming back home soon when his club closed at midnight.
 A very strong story indeed, albeit cold-blooded and immoral to a degree, naturellement.
63 1882-09-26 An Old Man
Un vieux comedy A new health resort in the mountains has attracted a considerable public with its publicity about the exceptional longevity of the inhabitants of the region. We follow the interviews with his doctor of an agile elder of eighty-five who’s always enquiring about the reason for the demise of other elderly cItizens of the resort.
 An early, shorter and simpler version of his more elaborate 1884 story on the same theme Doctors and Patients.
64 1882-10-09 Pierrot

aka : The Watchdog
Pierrot animal story Mme Lefèvre lives in the Normandy countryside and hides a hard heart under an outwardly congenial exterior. She decides to acquire a guard-dog after discovering that someone has stolen onions from her garden overnight, but finds that the prices demanded by the neighbours for their surplus canine population are too extravagant for her penny-pinching tastes. Then the local baker brings her a strange mongrel creature – for free – that’s so ugly no one else wants it. How Mme Lefèvre treats the poor animal and what she does when she discovers to her dismay that she has to pay a government tax on it is the heart-rending and very off-putting subject of the rest of the story.
 A good example of the author’s quite extraordinarily disabused and pessimistic attitude towards the vast mass of mankind.
65 1882-10-10 A Norman

aka : Father Matthew
Un Normand life in Normandy Mathieu is a resourceful former soldier who’s established in the Normandy countryside as the caretaker of a chapel where young women in trouble traditionally come for solace and eventual miraculous remedies for their condition. He uses his wood-whistling skills to shape diverse figures of saints so that all the other local folk can find solace for their medical woes of whatever kind too. The narrator of the story sets out from nearby Rouen to visit this celebrated shrine, and is recompensed by a memorably comic scene.
 Gloriously rich in Normandy atmosphere, with the author’s cynicism about religion and with a sharp eye and ear for the ways of the locals.
66 1882-10-16 The Pardon

aka : Forgiveness
Le pardon the battle of the sexes Berthe was brought up in a strict family and has remained innocent of the ways of the sophisticated world long after having married Georges and moved to Paris. Georges is absent most evenings and one day Berthe receives an anonymous letter telling her about Mme Rosset, a young widow with whom Georges has been spending so much time. She confronts the two, who have such a convincing story-line that she even becomes an intimate friend of the lady – but truth will out at the end.
 A somewhat contrived intrigue apparently aimed at convincing the reader that Georges’s behaviour is in line with progressive morality and masculine virility. Perhaps, but some modern readers will tend to sympathize with Berthe.
67 1882-10-17 The Relic­
La relique love story Henri Fontal, a young agnostic, writes to the abbé d’Ennemare, an old friend, to beg him to salvage at any cost (including his eventual conversion to Catholicism) his engagement with the abbé’s vivacious, young and very devout niece that she had suddenly broken off on discovering that the present he had brought back for her from a trip – a saintly relic that he had stolen from the Cologne Cathedral to impress her – was not as authentic as all that.
 A light, somewhat involved but somehow most credible story saying much about the kind of religion that used to be so prevalent and even more about a young man’s priorities when push comes to shove, I mean love. Beautifully told, of course.
68 1882-10-19 Clair de lune

aka :
 In the Moonlight ;
 Moonlight #2
Clair de lune #2 love story The abbey Marignan is extremely passionate about his religion to the point of fanaticism and hardened dogmatism, especially about morals and sexuality and with particular reference to the feminine portion of humanity. So when he is informed by a servant that his young niece, whom he had been grooming for a career as a nun, regularly meets a young man in the evening by the riverside he is beside himself with rage and decides to go out there for a walk and perhaps a decisive confrontation. But on his way he cannot help being quite overwhelmed by the silence and the beauty and the odiferous atmosphere of the moonlit river and countryside and begins to wonder why the good Lord had created such scenes, and is suddenly filled with enlightenment about the feelings of the young people in question.
 An interesting investigation of the religious mindset of the most dogmatic variety, coupled with an absolutely superb account of the glories of a spring evening.
 This was the title story of Maupassant’s fourth collection of stories, Clair de lune (1883).
69 1882-10-23 Fear

aka :
 The Traveller ;
 The Traveller’s Story
La peur drama A group on a passenger boat is discussing the title subject and one of them intervenes to give two examples of what fear really is, other than simply the somewhat-instinctive reaction to a dangerous situation such as had been evoked until then. Both examples have an eerie and almost-but-not-quite supernatural aspect to them, and both are suitably impressive and appropriate.
 A striking story impressively told by one of the greatest masters of the language.
70 1882-10-31 In the Countryside

aka :
 Country Living ;
 In the Country ;
 Our Peasants ;
 The Adopted Son
Aux champs drama Two (very) poor peasant families, each with four children, live side by side in the Norman countryside not far from a resort town on the coast. One day a couple from the town pass by in a carriage and stop to admire the lively young children playing there, and they come back several times to see them again. The wealthy, childless couple end up by proposing to adopt one of the children and to provide financial support to the family in exchange, first to one of the families and then to the other.
 A solid sociological drama imbued with the author’s harsh but not necessarily unrealistic judgement on the values of the people that made up the society of his time, all social groups and ages included. With, it must be said, a particular lack of empathy with young children (consistently described in essentially derogatory terms equivalent to ’ragamuffin’ or ’little squirt’), but that’s probably beside the point.
71 1882-11-02 A Million
Un million drama A childless couple is very worried that they won’t be able to inherit the million-franc legacy of an aunt, because the will had stipulated that the money would go to poor people unless the couple had a child within three years of the lady’s demise. Somehow they just must find a way !
 An early, simplified version of the much more developed 1884 novella on the same theme The Heritage.
72 1882-11-07 The Will
Le testament drama The narrator discovers why his neighbour never sees or speaks to his two brothers. Long-hidden family secrets, a man’s undying love for his mother, and a will all figure prominently in this surprisingly effective and affecting story. 8.5
73 1882-11-14 The Kiss
Le baiser the battle of the sexes An aunt writes to her niece who is in a state because her husband has just left her, to provide friendly advice on the main reason for his discontent – she hadn’t properly mastered the essential feminine art of kissing properly !
 Very short but amusing and nicely put.
74 1882-11-14 The Wolf

aka : The White Wolf
Le loup hunting story The Marquis d’Arville recounts to his dinner companions why for three generations he and his forebears have refused to go hunting although their ancestors were fanatical about that blood sport, as illustrated by the story he tells about the passionate-to-the-point-of-frenzy hunt for a gigantic white wolf in the previous century.
 A most convincing and impressive evocation of the atmosphere of hunting in former times.
75 1882-11-20 Minuet

aka : The Dancers
Menuet love story The narrator remembers a touching scene, reminiscent of times gone by in the period before the French Revolution, that he had regularly witnessed long ago in his youth in the botanical gardens of the central Parisian park le Jardin de Luxembourg.
 Evocative and delicately touching, indeed.
76 1882-11-21 That Pig of a Morin

aka : That Pig, Morin
Ce cochon de Morin comedy The distinguished deputy Labarbe explains to a friend just why no one ever mentions the name of Mr. Morin without preceding it with the violently disparaging epithet of the title, and especially how he had fulfilled his delicate diplomatic mission of getting Morin out of the very hot water he was in with a lovely young girl’s family after his quite insane and unsuccessful attempt to do her damage during a long train ride.
 Just oozing with Maupassantian charm and elegant cynicism – a complete and even memorable success.
77 1882-11-22 Madame Baptiste
Madame Baptiste drama The narrator has two hours to kill while waiting for his train in a provincial town, so he goes for a walk and ends up following a little funeral procession that has caught his eye because, most unusually, there is no priest in the column. One of the few mourners tells him the whys and the wherefores of what turns out to be a particularly tragic event involving a young woman whose life had been utterly ruined by a servant when she was only a child.
 A biting attack on the mindset of the average citizen of those days and the intolerable condition of women in trouble in those not-so-far-off times. This simple tale told straightforwardly has a Punch with a capital P !
78 1882-12-05 My Wife
Ma femme love story After dinner a joyous group of friends is talking about marriage and Pierre, who has a quite perfect wife and who has been very happily married for five years, recounts how it happened even though at the time he “thought no more about getting married than hanging himself”.
 In fact a quite dramatic tale, recounted most credibly – and very very funny, a masterpiece in its way.
79 1882-12-05 The Snipe
La bécasse hunting story The baron des Ravots has always been a fanatical hunter, and even now that he is a cripple and has to stay in his manor he still loves to shoot pigeons from his living-room window and especially to organise dinners with his fellow hunters where each more or less in turn tells stories to liven up their gay wining- and dining-sessions.
 This short tale was the introduction and title story of Maupassant’s third collection of stories, Contes de la bécasse (1883). It well sets the tone of passion for hunting and the accompanying rituals of wining, dining and boasting for the 17 stories in this quintessential Maupassant collection.
80 1882-12-06 The Mad Woman

aka : The Madwoman
La folle war story As announced in the first sentence of this very grim story, this is “a very sinister anecdote about the war.” It tells of what happened to a woman who had been bed-ridden for fifteen years ever since losing her baby, her husband and her father in the space of a single month, when the Prussians occupied her village and interpreted her refusal to get out of bed to greet the invaders as a gesture of patriotic defiance.
 These Prussians are just too terrible, and this quite nightmarish story is just too fanatically hostile to them to be memorable or even credible.
81 1882-12-12 Cunning

aka : Woman’s Wiles
Rouerie the battle of the sexes A former Foreign Affairs Minister proclaims that women are particularly cunning when it comes to fooling men in general and husbands in particular, and illustrates his discourse with the account of an intense affair of his own during his years of service.
 Amusing although perhaps not as credible as other tales by the author on the same theme.
82 1882-12-19 The Legend of Mont St. Michell
La légende du Mont-Saint-Michel Norman fable A Norman peasant explains to the narrator, who has just finished visiting the famous abbey, the sly, earthy Norman version of the combat between Saint Michel and the devil that clarifies the saintly origins of the great monument.
 A down-to-earth, unpretentious – and not particularly religious – but amusing local fable, of considerable interest augmented by the splendid beginning : “I first saw it from Cancale, this fairy-land castle planted in the sea. I had seen it confusedly, a grey shadow rising up into the foggy sky. I saw it again from Avranches when the sun was setting. The immensity of sand was red, the horizon was red, all the bay was immeasurably red ; alone, the steep abby, rising up over there, far from the land, like a fantastic manor, stupefying like a dream palace, implausibly strange and beautiful, was almost black in the purple of the dying day. I went towards it the next morning at dawn across the sands, my eyes riveted on this monstrous jewel cut like a cameo and vaporous like a muslin veil. The more I approached it the more I felt uplifted with admiration, as nothing else in the world perhaps is more astonishing and more perfect.
83 1882-12-20 Yveline Samoris

aka :
 Mother and Daughter ;
 Yvette Samoris
Yveline Samoris drama The eponymous lady is a society adventuress of perhaps Hungarian origin whose salon is frequented by one and all. Her lovely young daughter loves the gay life-style of her mother but she is innocent and quite unlike her loose-living courtesan of a mother, and when she discovers accidentally the truth about her origins and her mother’s morality she reacts most violently indeed.
 Cynical (of course) and harsh (of course) but credible (of course) and well told (of course). Later developed into the much more elaborate novella Yvette.
84 1882-12-25 A Christmas Tale

aka : A Miracle
Conte de Noël life in Normandy The very agnostic Doctor Bonenfant recounts a veritable miracle that he witnessed in the middle of an extremely severe winter in the Normandy countryside, when a woman who had been seized by an uncontrollable fit of frenzy had been taken as a last desperate measure to be exorcised in the midnight mass at Christmas Eve.
 A most impressive fable that quite perfectly captures the enduring religiosity of the Normandy countryside at the time, told quite without the author’s usual mockery of matters religious.
85 1882-12-25 Christmas Eve
Nuit de Noël prostitution Henri Templier explains to his entourage why he hates Christmas Eve so much, and it is not a pretty story that he has to tell about how he once invited a street-girl to share a Christmas Eve dinner with him, with disastrous results as far as he was concerned.
 Imbued with misanthropy and misogyny and a strong lack of empathy with little children, this brutal, frankly nasty tale is most distasteful to our modern sensibilities and must have repulsed more than one reader in its own time.
86 1883-01-02 The Substitute
Le remplaçant comedy Madame Bonderoi is an ageing widow with a secret and rather active sex life that provokes a public scandal when two soldiers whom she has engaged to perform regular duties clash in public over a conflict in the schedule for their well-remunerated services.
 Recounted in a comic vein by one of them to his captain, this very cynical and fundamentally misogynist tale cannot help but raise a chuckle in even the most refined reader. But it is pretty low-down stuff nevertheless.
87 1883-01-14 That Costly Ride

aka :
 A Costly Outing ;
 Madame Simon ;
 On Horseback ;
 Riding Out
À cheval drama An impoverished young couple of noble extraction in Paris decides to treat their children to a picnic lunch in the countryside, hiring a carriage for the family and a mount for the father, a poorly-paid civil servant, so that he can show off his almost-forgotten riding skills to the children. But the horse is not all that easy to control and there are many many other people milling around on the Champs Elysées on this nice Sunday afternoon and the day does not go according to plan at all.
 A subtle but impressive critique of the ravages of poverty among the average citizens of the time.
88 1883-01-21 The Wooden Shoes
Les sabots life in Normandy The country priest makes his usual announcements about the goings-on in the community and announces that one of the richest farmers in the neighbourhood is looking for a maid to hire. The parents of a peasant family rush their 20-year-old daughter off for an interview and we follow the lightening-rapid evolution of the relationship between the rather vacuous young woman and the boorish, dominating master over the next few days and later too.
 Good fun, told mostly in peasant dialect, with a typical Maupassantian mix of empathy and snottiness about country folk, though.
89 1883-01-23 Monsieur Jocaste

aka : M. Jocaste
M. Jocaste incest A public letter to a lady who has been outraged by an affair of incest, openly taking the side of the 40-year-old man who had knowingly married his illegitimate daughter because she resembled so closely her beloved mother with whom he had been madly in love and who had died in childbirth.
 Not everyone’s cup of tea, even in these enlightened times.
90 1883-01-23 The Cough
La toux comedy A letter to a friend telling him a rather intimate story recounted to him by a lady friend in the theatre profession, when the lady was troubled at night because of what she delicately termed the need to ’cough’ but not via the throat, rather lower down. The problem being what her present bed companion would think if in case he wasn’t really asleep and got wind of the event.
 A juvenile kind of joke that some might find crude and vulgar even today.
91 1883-01-30 Beside Schopenhauer’s Corpse

aka :
 Beside a Corpse ;
 Beside a Dead Man ;
 The Smile of Schopenhauer
Auprès d’un mort anecdote The narrator meets a German tourist on the Mediterranean coast who shows him the book he has been assiduously studying – a text of Schopenhauer liberally annotated by the master himself. The tourist was a student of the great man, and tells how he sat up all night on vigil beside the corpse of the deceased philosopher with another disciple and what they saw then.
 An almost-but-not-quite-supernatural tale, that has not particularly well passed the test of time.
92 1883-02-05 Two Friends

aka : A Fishing Excursion
Deux amis war story M. Sauvage and M. Morissot are passionate about their weekend fishing expeditions along the Seine on the weekends, and decide to go there – after a couple of aperitifs – on a lovely autumn day, even though the Prussian army has surrounded Paris after their resounding victory at Sedan in the 1870 war. Their favourite fishing spot turns out to be in the no-man’s land beyond the French Army’s defensive positions, but M. Sauvage knows the French commanding officer who will gladly give them a pass, and off they go, on their last-ever fishing expedition.
 Very biting, very anti-Prussian, very powerful.
93 1883-02-12 At Sea

aka : Selfishness
En mer fishing story A fishing-boat captain is faced with a difficult dilemma when his brother’s arm is caught in a netting rope in a violent storm and the only way to save his arm is to abandon the expensive netting and the whole day’s catch. But these are Normandy sailors and this is a Maupassant story, so the outcome is rather obvious.
 Brutal, realistic, cynical.
94 1883-02-20 The Awakening
Réveil the battle of the sexes The young Madame Vasseur had been married for three years without ever leaving the remote, damp and somewhat unhealthy valley where her elderly husband was intensely preoccupied with managing two industrial weaving-mills. Her doctor insists that she spend the winter in Paris for health reasons, and after a while she has adapted well to the hectic pace of life in the capital – and to the pressing attentions her beauty arouses among the male acquaintances of the family. There are in particular two very persistent and very different suitors, one of whom, the reader feels, will manage to overcome the lady’s blasé resistance before she has to return to her valley home – but which one ?
 Pleasantly cynical and even elegantly romantic in a very Maupassantian way.
95 1883-02-28 Old Judas

aka : Father Judas
Le père Judas anecdote A solitary, elderly fisherman living on the edge of an isolated little lake explains to a traveler that the giant cross painted on an abandoned hut was where a strange wanderer, supposed to be Jewish because he never went to church and was called ’Judas the wandering Jew’ by one and all, had settled down and lived a precarious existence with the woman who had provided him with hospitality there.
 A strange tale with a strange atmosphere of an isolated countryside culture.
96 1883-03-20 Mademoiselle Cocotte
Mademoiselle Cocotte animal story A “cocotte” is a lady of light morals and is the moniker of an incredibly ugly female dog who just loves being intimate with any or all of the male dogs of the neighbourhood, who gather round her non-stop and quite invade the manor where the coach-driver François has been allowed to look after her. But this pack of sex-crazed marauders finally becomes too invasive and the manor owner tells François to get permanently rid of her or else.
 Perhaps a parable about the inconveniences of a too-promiscuous love life (that the author suffered from in the sense that it tragically ended his own life prematurely at the age of 42), this is a modified and slightly less-successful version of an earlier dog-story, The Story of a Dog.
97 1883-03-27 The Jewels

aka :
 The False Gems ;
 The Jewellery
Les bijoux drama Mr. Lantin is a young civil servant on a modest salary who meets a lovely (and poor and honest) young thing at an evening party who sweeps him off her feet. When they get married she most efficiently runs the household and manages their sparse finances, although Mr. Lantin does find that she has two small failings – her love of the theatre and her mania for collecting false jewellery. One day there is a drama though and Mr. Lantin discovers what might be called the secret life of Mrs. Lantin.
 A modern fable with a cruel and cynical message about women, marriage, modern society, bourgeois morality and so on.
98 1883-04-03 Saint Anthony

aka :
 A Jolly Fellow ;
 St. Anthony
Saint-Antoine war story Antoine is a very big, boastful and dominating farmer who is full of enthusiasm for violently resisting the Prussian invaders after the defeat at Sedan in 1870, but who calms down entirely when the Prussian army actually occupies the neighbourhood and he is requisitioned to provide food and shelter for a Prussian soldier or else. As soon as he sees that the (very big) fellow doesn’t understand a word of French he becomes great friends with him, constantly plying him with drinks of all kinds and amusing his entourage and neighbours no end by constantly addressing him a “you big pig”. However after one evening of particularly strenuous quaffing the soldier starts to feel that he has been made fun of somehow and push comes to shove. The rest of the story is violent in the extreme.
 Lighter in touch than Maupassant’s other accounts of wartime occupation of France by the Prussians in 1870, this story is just as intensely anti-Prussian, just as critical of the essential moral fibre of the average citizen, and, in a way, just as patriotic as Boule de Suif.
99 1883-04-04 The Apparition

aka :
 An Apparition ;
 A Ghost ;
 The Specter
Apparition super-naturalism An aged marquis recounts to a gathering an encounter in an isolated manor in his youth that had left an indelible mark upon him.
 A nicely-told tale that probably had more impact in M’s time than in our scientifically-minded age.
100 1883-04-10 The Condemned Prisoner
Le condamné à mort anecdote A series of anecdotes about the tiny but very special Grand-Duchy of Gerolstein, Monaco, particularly about the case of a man, sentenced to death for having killed his wife in a dispute, who was an almost impossible problem for the penny-pinching (at the time) monarchy as they had no jail, no jailer, no guillotine, no funds for food, etc. A satisfactory solution was eventually found for one and all, especially the prisoner.
 A simplistic spoof of historical interest perhaps, the Principality having changed beyond all recognition since then.
101 1883-04-11 Walter Schnaffs’ Adventure

aka :
 The Tribulations of Walter Schnaffs
L’aventure de Walter Schnaffs war story The eponymous Walter is a tranquil and pacifist soldier in the Prussian army advancing through Normandy after the crushing Prussian victory at Sedan in the 1870 war. His unit is severely ambushed by a group of civilian sharpshooters and he immediately flees and hides in a covered hollow. Since he would like to continue eating every day and in view of his pacifist inclinations he decides to give himself up as a prisoner, but that is easier said than done.
 A light but nevertheless intense episode of a very dramatic and major war that directly resulted in the Paris Commune, the creation of a united Germany proclaimed by Bismarck in the Versailles Palace, the cession of Alsace and Lorraine to the new German State and the sowing of the seeds of the great cataclysms of the next century.
102 1883-04-24 Queen Hortense

aka : An Old Maid
La Reine Hortense drama Hortense is an elderly spinster who lives alone in the environs of Paris with her dogs, cats, birds and her garden. She has no real friends but does have two married sisters who visit her twice a year. One day she falls sick and the two sisters arrive with their husbands to see just how badly off she is and perhaps to profit somewhat from the occasion.
 A hard-hitting condemnation of the brutish, mercantile, insensitive mentality of the average citizen, most convincingly narrated.
103 1883-05-10 A Railway Story

aka :
 A Traveller’s Tale ;
 The Frontier ;
 Train Story
En voyage #2 anecdote How a rather mysterious Russian countess decided to help an utter stranger to escape form the Czarist police, and how the stranger in question behaved towards her afterwards.
 A simple account of a complicated and finally interesting, unusual relationship.
104 1883-05-15 A Surprise
Une surprise drama The narrator and his brother were strictly brought up by their uncle, the village priest Loisel, in a small Normandy village and after finishing their secondary education in a religious institution they went to Paris where they shared an apartment and rapidly adapted to the delights of the big city. They became more than friendly with two young women who worked in the same public ministry as they and who also shared an apartment in their building, and all went well until there was a surprise visit one night right in the middle of an intimate moment of the narrator with his paramour. The evening ended worse than badly for the narrator, needless to say.
 A somewhat juvenile sketch with a strong anti-clerical tinge, not really up to the level of his more sophisticated works.
105 1883-05-22 Father Milon

aka :
 Old Milon ;
 Père Milon ;
 No Quarter
Le père Milon war story The family Milon is dining outside under the shade of a giant pear tree in the courtyard of their Normandy farm and they notice that their “Dad’s vine” above the front door is already budding, which probably signifies a good year to come. They recall how and why their Dad had been shot there by the occupying Prussian forces during the 1970 war, where the vine had been planted afterwards in his memory.
 A bitter, violent, very memorable and even unforgettable text.
 This was the title story of a posthumous collection of Maupassant’s stories published in 1899, Le père Milon.
106 1883-05-29 The Accursed Bread
Le pain maudit drama Rose is getting married to the nice boy next door and her elder sister, who had left the family home several years before to earn her living as best she sees fit, if you see what I mean, much to her working-class father’s outrage, proposes to the couple to have their wedding feast in her rather luxurious apartment. Both families agree to this cost-saving proposal, and the feast proceeds along satisfactorily on the big day until the innocent bridegroom starts singing songs that end up embarrassing just about everyone.
 A simplistic tale that makes one wonder if the radical author was in fact very much in contact with the working-class milieu he so disparagingly and ineffectually portrays here.
107 1883-06-03 Friend Joseph

aka : A Lively Friend
L’ami Joseph political conflict M. de Meroul meets his boyhood friend Joseph at a ball and invites him to come for a visit to his manor in the north of France where he lives with his wife for six months in the year. When Joseph, a bachelor, arrives for a stay there his aggressive republicanism and anti-clericalism do not fit in at all, but not at all, with the traditional monarchism and catholicism of his hosts and their neighbours, but they are much too polite to just ask him to leave. What to do ?
 An interesting insight into the political atmosphere of the time, most objectively portrayed by the militantly republican (i.e.- anti-monarchist) author.
108 1883-06-12 A Mother of Monsters
La mère aux monstres drama On seeing an elegant woman on the beach whose children had been deformed because of her mania for wearing tight corsets during her pregnancy to maintain her svelte silhouette, the narrator remembers a similar and even worse example of this evil practice that he’d witnessed a long time before among a low woman of the lower classes.
 Yuck !
109 1883-06-15 The Orphan
L’orphelin crime story Mademoiselle Source is a wealthy woman who had been horribly disfigured by fire in her youth and who has remained a spinster because she didn’t want to be married for her money. But she had adopted the orphan baby of a neighbour and has lavished loving, perhaps too-loving care on the frail young boy, until in adolescence he begins to incessantly stare strangely at her and to change his manner so much that she becomes frightened by him and decides to secretly move elsewhere to get definitively away from him. But the day before the move she’s found by the roadside with her throat cut.
 A rare attempt by the author at the crime-novel genre of a psychological nature, not very successful, unfortunately.
110 1883-06-26 The Conservatory
La serre drama M. and Mme Lerebour have retired to a lovely property in the countryside near Nantes after a successful commercial career, but Madame has become increasingly nervous and difficult, ceaselessly criticising her hen-pecked husband. One night she’s awakened by a noise in the garden and Monsieur forays forth with his revolver to defend house and home, coming back much later with a smile on his face and an eye-witness account of what he saw the maid doing in the greenhouse. Madame is scandalised and wants him to immediately fire the young thing, but Monsieur has other ideas in mind and it all ends most satisfactorily for everyone concerned.
 Sort of amusing although possibly too caricatural about bourgeois behaviour for some tastes.
111 1883-06-28 Denis
Denis crime story Denis, the valet of M. Marambot, a pharmacist, whom he has served faithfully for twenty years, hands a letter to his master at the beginning of this rather violent tale that informs M. Marambot that he will shortly be receiving a tidy sum of money – money that Denis mentions he could use himself to launch into business on his own. When another letter arrives with what seems to be the money in question, Denis becomes fed up with M. Marambot’s dillydallying, loses his usual joyful and contented manner and attacks his master with a knife in the middle of the night. Both of them survive the encounter physically but not morally.
 A hard story told straightforwardly and most effectively.
112 1883-07-03 The Terror

aka : He ?
Lui ? solitude The narrator writes to a friend to announce the amazing news that he’s getting married – even though he feels “incapable of loving one woman because he will always love all the others” and his wife-to-be is small, blond and chubby and he knows that a couple of days after the wedding he will inevitably be ardently desiring one tall, brunette and thin. But he has had a hallucination and can no longer bear the thought of being alone, especially at night.
 A surprisingly effective investigation of the psychology of solitude.
113 1883-07-09 Miss Harriet
Miss Harriet love story A group of friends is travelling by slow coach along the Normandy coast early one morning and one of the ladies asks Chanal, an ageing painter who has the reputation of having been a lucky lover, to tell them a romantic story. Which he does, about the saddest love affair of his life, involving a reclusive middle-aged English lady at the village inn where he had been staying during an extensive walking/painting tour along the Norman coastline.
 A moving, magnificently narrated, quite unforgettable story, a masterpiece.
 This was the title story of Maupassant’s fifth collection of stories, Miss Harriet (1884).
114 1883-07-10 The Window

aka : A Bad Error
La fenêtre the battle of the sexes The narrator recounts his long, too long, intensive courtship of the well-known, wealthy, attractive, intelligent, really quite ideal Mme de Jadelle, and how a fateful false step unfortunately upset his careful plans regarding that most desirable person.
 Sort of interesting in a subtle way, and most artfully narrated. And if this story doesn’t make you chuckle, I just don’t know what will !
115 1883-07-15 The Donkey
L’âne drama Two professional marauders who roam around on the river Seine stealing and poaching what they can, end up buying an elderly donkey that they mistreat (of course) and worse, and use it to play a practical joke on a stolen-goods dealer.
 A cruel tale about cruel people, a convincing portrait of the low life on the famous river in those days along the Seine rendered famous by so many Impressionist painters.
116 1883-07-24 At the Spa
Aux eaux love story The marquis de Roseveyre brings a promising young actress with him on a vacation at a spa high up in the Swiss mountains, presenting her to one and all as his wife, to great effect because of her beauty and elegance.
 Although it was never included by the author in any of his collections of short stories but in one of his collections of his travel articles, this is not only a remarkably interesting account of the spectacular scenery in those magnificent mountains but also a charming and even poignant account of a sentimental adventure that could have and, as the narrator himself wondered afterwards, perhaps should have ended differently.
117 1883-07-24 The Matter With André

aka :
 Poor Andrew ;
 What was Really the Matter with Andrew
Le mal d’André the battle of the sexes The wife of Maître Moreau has succumbed to the insistent advances of Captain Sommerive and gives him a rendezvous at her home when her husband leaves for a week on business in Paris. But when the captain finally gets her alone in her boudoir Madame’s young child Andrew in the next-door room hears them and makes such a fuss that Madame has to take him up and interrupt their get-together. The captain finds an effective and satisfying – to him but not particularly to Andrew – method of keeping the little fellow silent.
 An even more cynical than usual vision of the war of the sexes and the role of children therein that is not unless we are mistaken to everyone’s taste, and certainly not to ours.
118 1883-07-31 The Mustache

aka : Good Reasons
La moustache the battle of the sexes Jeanne writes to her intimate friend Lucie to complain about her husband’s having cut off his moustache, and goes into a lot of interesting and enthusiastic details about the erotic advantages of a fine moustache from a feminine point of view.
 Quite an entertaining tour de force, although more of an essay than a traditional story with a plot, heroes and/or villains, suspense of some sort and a dénouement likewise. But artists must have leeway and take liberties with established forms, no doubt.
119 1883-08-02 Timbuctoo

aka : A King’s Son
Tombouctou war story An officer chatting with a fellow officer on a terrace on the Grand Boulevards in Paris is accosted by a gigantic negro who salutes him gaily with great enthusiasm, and when the fellow has gone gaily on his way he recounts to his comrade how he met the fellow, a former soldier under his orders during the 1970 War nick-named Timbuctu. He had stood out from his fellow soldiers by his uncanny resourcefulness, and especially his ability to find food of all sorts and even meat during the severe siege of Bézières by the Prussians.
 A most unpleasant caricature of Africans in the framework of a not very credible and not at all amusing or entertaining story, that has particularly poorly passed the test of time.
120 1883-08-07 My Uncle Jules
Mon oncle Jules drama Jules is the black sheep of a very penny-pinching family who had gone to America and on whom the whole family was counting to help them out financially by at least paying back his sizeable debts to them, as he had often promised he would do. And one day he does come back.
 A straightforward family drama with an original and convincingly moralistic touch.
121 1883-08-07 Is it Rabies ?

aka :
 Hydrophobia ? ;
 The Wedding Night
Enragée ? love story A young and incredibly innocent newlywed writes to her best friend recounting in detail her tumultuous honeymoon, both because she had been tormented throughout after reading an account of rabies and remembering that her pet dog had scratched her nose as she was leaving, and also because of her discovery of the details of the nuptial encounters with her husband for which she had been totally unprepared.
 An amusing and most enjoyable parody of the honeymoon experience, ending nicely with the comment “One gets used to everything...”
122 1883-08-14 A Duel
Un duel war story M. Dubuis, a Parisian merchant, leaves the city by train right after the end of the 1870 war to join his family who had been sent to Switzerland for their safety at the beginning of the war. A big and extremely arrogant officer of the occupying Prussian forces comes into his carriage after a while and makes incessant triumphant and aggressive remarks to one and all, finally ordering M. Dubuis to do errands for him. There is a fight and there is a duel.
 A subtly very patriotic statement that is an interesting testimony on that momentous historical event, too short and abrupt however to be really effective.
123 1883-08-14 The Caresses

aka : Caresses
Les caresses love story Geneviève writes to Henri expressing her feelings about platonic love and explaining to him at length that “the day that you overcome my weaknesses and obtain what you desire, you will become odious to me. The delicate tie that links us to each other will have been broken.” Henry writes back to explain forcefully, citing notably an appropriate text by Musset, that he would only know after the physical experience in question whether he really loved her, describing in detail the plus side of caresses, kisses, etc.
 More an impassioned essay on the theme of the need for more sexual liberty than a work of fiction, really, although one must admit that Geneviève is just too strait-laced for words, even in those days. But on the other hand would Henri really be an ideal mate for her ? Perhaps asking such questions is the role of fiction after all...
124 1883-08-19 The Child #2

aka : The Little One #2
Le petit drama Monsieur Lemonnier was really crazy about his young wife, constantly gazing at her in adoration and caressing her to the point of folly, and after five years of childlessness they finally had an infant son – but the mother died in childbirth. M. Lemonnier became as obsessed with the little boy as he had been with the mother, and spoiled him endlessly with chocolates and biscuits until one day the maid became fed up with the way the spoiled boy constantly refused normal food and pointed out the boy’s resemblance to the close friend of the family who’d known the mother from childhood onwards, who’d always been constantly about the house and still was, and who spoiled the boy as much as Monsieur did. An eye-opening scene indeed with dramatic consequences.
 Cruel, depressing and somewhat distasteful - no one in this story comes out smelling sweet.
125 1883-08-21 The Case of Madame Luneau

aka : Hippolyte’s Claim
Le cas de Madame Luneau comedy The 45-year-old lay-priest Hippolyte, father of six, has sued the fortyish, very plump and very pregnant Madame Luneau for failing to pay him the 100 francs she had promised him in exchange for his services in getting her pregnant in time to inherit her late husband’s heritage. But the case is not an easy one, as Madame Luneau points out that Hippolyte’s wife was notoriously unfaithful because of H’s masculine failings, and brings forward six different witnesses to testify that they too had provided Madame Luneau with the service in question.
 A crude tale of crude folk told in their crude dialect that is a tad too silly for our taste, and not all that funny either.
126 1883-09-04 Friend Patience

aka :
 Our Chum Patience ;
 A Way to Wealth
L’ami Patience anecdote The narrator recounts to a group of friends how he met a former member of their group when travelling on business in Limoges in the centre of France, how much the friend had changed and how he had become very prosperous, very bourgeois and very disagreeable.
 A cynical, not very convincing and not very nice story of moral corruption of the baser sort in the provinces.
127 1883-09-11 Martine

aka :
 Martin’s Girl ;
La Martine life in Normandy On going home one day after church with his family, Benoist notices the fine form of Martine, a young woman of the village whom he had never really noticed before, and repeated to himself many times on the way home that night, the following day and for many days afterwards that Martine was indeed a handsome girl. He manages to talk to her and meet up with her a number of times, and they actually agree to get married as soon as their parents agree to it. But Benoist had been waiting for the right moment to talk to them about it when the village church published the announcement that Martine was officially engaged to be married to Vallin, the richest farmer in the region.
 How Benoist managed to adjust to that situation and how the three young people were eventually reconciled make this perhaps Maupassant’s most effective and moving of his many tales of the Norman countryside.
128 1883-09-13 The Orient
L’orient anecdote The narrator is shivering with the onset of winter and remembers the last time he saw a good friend who was irresistibly attracted to the lands of the Orient. The friend was just getting into the depths of an opium session and described to him the various delightful stages of the trip he was on, explaining how he was just longing to settle down there where he could freely indulge in his heart’s desires (sun, sea, horseback riding, servants, slaves, harem, opium, etc). It was no surprise to find him gone the very next time he called on him.
 A remarkable, heart-felt text on the attraction of life in the East as seen by many intellectuals of the time.
129 1883-09-18 The Child #3
drama During an after-dinner conversation a baroness is scandalised by a recent affair (described in the text as an abortion) involving a seduced girl had who thrown her new-born baby alive into a pit. A doctor in the group pleads in the girl’s defence, highlighting her sufferings and her social situation, denouncing the hostility of society to free love and its consequences. The debate takes a sharp turn when the doctor compares most unfavourably the soft and dispassionate life of the baroness with that of people with hot blood and fiery passions. He illustrates his theme with an account of one of his patients, a woman who had always had strong sensual urges and at the age of twelve was fully developed and highly nubile as we might say. Well, she had to get married at the age of fifteen because of social constraints on her sensuality and went rapidly through three husbands, two of whom died of exhaustion because of her demanding nature. Alone, she became pregnant, and developed such a hatred for the unborn and very unwanted creature inside her that blood was shed.
 A passionate plea for abortion, legal or otherwise, but some may find the harshness and brutality of the acts described out of place in a short work of fiction.
130 1883-09-21 A Queer Night in Paris
Une soirée life in Paris Maître Saval, a Norman notary well-known locally for his (modest) musical talents and love of music, goes to Paris to hear a new opera and has dinner in a café in Montmartre where he thought he might meet artists or musicians. He does in fact get invited to an artist’s house-warming party nearby, but the party doesn’t turn out to be as much fun as he was expecting.
 A mildly amusing spoof of bourgeois pretentiousness in the artistic domain.
131 1883-09-25 The Odyssey of a Street Girl

aka :
 A Poor Girl ;
 The Odyssey of a Prostitute
L’odyssée d’une fille prostitution The narrator remembers an unforgettable scene that plunged him into the very depths of human misery – a rainy night when a young street woman he had helped to get through a police round-up of prostitutes recounts to him her life story, and it is not a pretty one.
 Sad and bitter about the social conditions and the existential dilemma of young, uneducated women in a brutal, egotistical, male-dominated society, one cannot help sharing at least to an extent the narrator’s sympathy for those lost souls roaming the streets of the big cities.
132 1883-10 A Coup d’Etat

aka : An Affair of State
Un coup d’État political conflict In a small town near Paris political passions are running high when word comes of the fall of the monarchal regime and the creation of a Republic in the wake of the French defeat in the 1870 war with Prussia. So the very republican Doctor Massarel leads a troop of his supporters to take over the town hall in the name of the new revolution – but the monarchist mayor has shut himself up there already with three heavily-armed soldiers. Civil war is smouldering, but the revolutionary party is not quite as bloodthIrsty as their forbears in 1789, and the tension persists until reason and law and order somehow prevail.
 A tongue-in-cheek parody of the violent political upheaval in Paris – the Paris Commune – at the same time, tempered with an openly disparaging animosity towards the average citizens of all political tendencies, that has however somewhat lost its bite with the passing of time.
133 1883-10-02 A Humble Drama

aka : Minor Tragedy
Humble drame solitude The narrator remembers meeting a very lonely, mournful English woman in the mountain resorts of central France, who ended up telling him about how her life had been devastated by almost never having seen her son, who had always gone away to school in his youth and had gone to live in far-off India after getting married.
 Not a gay story but a solid one, interestingly narrated in the framework of travel reminiscences and with the aura of a splendid natural site.
 This is a modified version of an earlier story, Encounter (Rencontre).
134 1883-10-09 Théodule Sabot’s Confession

aka :
 The Convert ;
 Making a Convert
La confession de Théodule Sabot life in Normandy Théodule is an accomplished carpenter and famous in his village for his aggressive anti-clericalism. The municipal elections are approaching and the Church is worried that Théodule might get elected as mayor, which would be bad news indeed for the Church of Rome, and they come up with the idea of completely renovating the stalls and benches in the church, a lucrative and hard-to-resist contract for a carpenter, who however could obviously not be a declared enemy of the Church. So Théodule and the curé have to come to an agreement, somehow.
 A solid satire nicely narrated.
135 1883-10-14 A Vendetta

aka : Semillante
Une vendetta Corsican story The widow Saverini lives with her grown son and her dog Semillante on the rocky flanks of the ancient town of Bonifacio, but one night her son is treacherously knifed to death by a certain Nicolas, who immediately flees across the straits to Sardinia, where Corsican bandits traditionally sought refuge from the authorities and especially revenge-seekers. The poor, feeble, isolated widow swears revenge (the traditional ’vendetta’) and hatches a terrible means of achieving her end.
 A dramatic tale dramatically recounted with great force and talent.
136 1883-10-21 A Sister’s Confession
La confession

(à l’origine : L’aveu)
drama Marguerite, who is fifty-six although she seem to be at least twenty years older, is on her death-bed and tells her elder sister to listen to the confession that she is about to make to the priest who has just arrived for the final rites. And it is a terrible confession about what she did in their youth that prevented either of them from ever marrying. Sombre in the extreme, a sad tale of a sad crime committed by a deranged young woman.
 Not an enjoyable reading experience even though it is supremely well told.
137 1883-10-23 At the Bed’s Edge

aka :
 In the Bedroom ;
 A Crisis
Au bord du lit the battle of the sexes On coming home after a ball the count of Sallure tells the countess that she had flirted too openly with one of the men there, and she retorts by mentioning his own recent affairs with various ladies. She pursues her line of thought by asking how much he’s been spending on them per month, and when he provides an estimate she demands the same or more for her own (exclusive) services.
 Entertainingly and quite brilliantly naughty.
138 1883-11-04 Regrets

aka :
Regret solitude M. Saval is aged and lives alone, as he has never married and has no family. He reflects on his isolated status and the absence of love in his life, and remembers the one woman he had really felt strongly attracted by, the wife of a friend whom he frequently met and went on excursions with. On remembering those occasions he recalls that sometimes she had looked at him strangely and he starts to wonder if he shouldn’t have been more forward with her, and decides to investigate the matter more thoroughly by interviewing the lady who is now almost elderly herself. A surprise is in store for him, of course.
 An interesting little story, although somewhat contrived to illustrate the author’s libertarian outlook on male-female relationships.
139 1883-11-06 The Avenger

aka : His Avenger
Le vengeur the battle of the sexes Antoine Leuillet married at long last the widow of his close friend M. Souris, who had died after nine years of marriage with Mathilde, whom Antoine had courted in vain previously and had assiduously courted, also in vain, ever since the marriage. All went well, although Antoine did have a tendency to be somewhat too contemptuous of his former friend and rival, until the day when Antoine started inquiring too deeply into the marital techniques of his late friend and even the eventual extra-marital relationships of Mathilde. An intimate conversation that ended badly.
 A somewhat overdrawn parody of petit-bourgeois mores, not as amusing as it was intended to be, one cannot help thinking.
140 1883-11-11 The Wait

aka :
 Mother and Son !!!
L’attente drama A notary recounts to an after-dinner gathering how a woman on her deathbed had asked him to move heaven and earth to find her son who had suddenly one night left the family home – she was a widow by then – when he saw her kissing a family friend with whom she had had a relationship before her marriage, a relationship recently renewed.
 The guests and the author and no doubt the reader too condemn the rash reaction of the boy that devastated the rest of his mother’s life.
141 1883-11-13 Decorated

aka :
 The Decoration ;
 The Legion of Honor ;
 How He Got the Legion of Honor
Décoré ! satire M. Sacrement is a very wealthy and rather stupid man who has dreamt all his life about getting the prized Legion of Honour pin to wear on his lapel like so many successful people in Paris, although he has never managed to actually do anything worthwhile or even pass his high-school-leaving exam. He is completely obsessed with this dream and knocks at all doors possible, especially those of his politically-influential (and decorated) friends. With the help of his attractive young wife he finally achieves his ambition.
 A sharp parody of “people” politics that rings quite true even today.
142 1883-11-20 The Father
Le père drama François is a lonely bachelor with few means who regularly sees an attractive young person of the opposite sex on the (horse-driven) bus every day on his way to work at his dreary job at the Minister of Public Instruction. One thing leads to another and they eventually start going on Sundays for an outing in the Seine valley. François and Louise have to deal with the natural consequences of that outing, and François makes a decision that he bitterly regrets ten years later.
 A powerful, enduring tale with a punch.
143 1883-11-25 The Piece of String

aka : A Piece of String
La ficelle life in Normandy A farmer on his way to the market in Normandy is observed by a rival as he picks up a bit of string that he thinks might come in useful some day. But the wily and very aggressive rival exploits the micro-incident to maximum effect to demolish the farmer’s reputation.
 Related mostly in patois, the atmosphere of those places in those days among those people is most convincingly portrayed.
144 1883-12-04 A Wise Man

aka : A Philosopher
Un sage the battle of the sexes The narrator’s best friend Blérot, who always tells him everything about everything, marries an attractive, forthcoming woman and is quite ecstatically happy, as he recounts in no uncertain terms to his friend. Who however feels somewhat estranged by this new relationship and departs for a lengthy trip abroad. On meeting Blérot again after his return he can hardly recognize him, he has been so exhausted by the demanding requirements of his spouse. When the narrator meets him again six months later Blérot has recovered his form and his spirits, having found a solution to his dilemma.
 Somewhat simplistically salacious.
145 1883-12-11 The First Snowfall
Première neige life in Normandy A pale woman in poor health has come to Cannes to get away from the cold and rain in winter in her Norman castle that her husband has always refused to heat, not only because it would be a useless expense but also because the brisk atmosphere was good for the health according to him. She in fact is suffering from a severe lung disease, and we follow her existential dilemma almost to the sad end.
 An interesting insight into the down-side of life in the Norman countryside in those days, powerfully portrayed.
146 1883-12-17 The Model

aka : The Artist’s Wife
Le modèle the battle of the sexes The well-known painter Jean Summer is morosely accompanying his crippled young wife along the sea-front in the Norman resort town of Etretat, and one of the observers wonders just why such a successful artist would have married a person like that with whom he obviously had little affinities. So his companion explains the extreme extent to which the young woman had gone to snare her man.
 A libertarian, anti-marriage parable tinged with misogyny.
147 1883-12-18 The Prank

aka :
 A Practical Joke ;
 An Uncomfortable Bed
La farce comedy Starting off with the interesting statement that “We live in an age when pranksters look like undertakers and call themselves politicians”, the narrator regrets that the high-spirited pranks of former days are no longer in fashion, and after admitting that one of his own best farces had resulted in the (hilarious, according to him) death of the victim, he recounts a silly farce that was played on him by his friends at a party, and a really stupid, vulgar, utterly gross one that he had played on an elderly lady in his youth, involving a chamber-pot and explosive powder.
N.B. : The stories A Practical Joke (1903) and An Uncomfortable Bed (1909) are shortened versions of this tale, including only the silly farce played on the narrator by his friends.
 Neither prank has retained its humorous impact over time, in our humble opinion.
148 1883-12-23 The Hand

aka : The Englishman
La main Corsican story A retired judge who had served in the Corsican town of Ajaccio contributes to an after-dinner conversation about supernatural phenomena with an unexplained and very violent case he was involved in in that mysterious land.
 The supernatural element is distinctly present in this unusual tale of an unusual event.
149 1884-01-01 Waiter, a Bock !
Garçon, un bock ! drama The narrator meets an old school friend in a café on the boulevard, a former schoolmate from a wealthy family who has decided at a very early age to drop out of the social structure and to just drink bocks (strong beers) all day every day. Amazed at the transformation and shocked by the sad state of his former friend, the narrator listens as the bock-drinker relates the family upheaval that changed his life forever at the age of thirteen.
 A solid story with universal overtones, told in the author’s inimitable no-nonsense-but-somehow-elegant style.
150 1884-01-06 The Old Man

aka : The Moribund
Le vieux life in Normandy The elderly father of a Normandy farmer is on his death-bed and the priest has declared that he won’t pass the night, so the farmer and his wife start the funeral preparations right away as time is pressing and the colza crop has to be brought in the next day. The funeral feast is prepared and all the neighbours are invited to the funeral ceremony and feast – but there is a dilemma as the old man is still alive and moaning the next day. Country resourcefulness comes to the rescue and all turns out well in the end.
 Amusing and credible in spite of its possibly exaggerated portrayal of countryside materialism.
151 1884-01-08 Found on a Drowned Man

aka :
 Letter Found on a Corpse ;
 Letter Found on a Drowned Man
Lettre trouvée sur un noyé love story A man writes to a friend recounting the details of the one and only time he had really and sincerely fallen in love, and how that affair had ended first farcically and then tragically.
 Sharp cynicism with a real punch.
152 1884-01-14 The Baptism

aka : The Christening
Le baptême life in Normandy In the Normandy countryside a large family in their Sunday clothes troops out to the local church where the latest member of the family is baptised by the village priest, who is one of the several brothers of the father. After the ceremony they all go back with their numerous guests for a massive feast at the farm where, after a few of the endless rounds of cider, beer and wine, ribald jokes flow, mostly directed at the chaste ears of the priest. He bears up well under the harassment, as he becomes more and more fascinated by the mystery of the new life that has arisen magnificently in the person of his tiny new nephew.
 A quite terrific evocation of farm life in general and of the essential emotion aroused by the magical process of the creation of new life in particular.
153 1884-01-21 Coco
Coco animal story Coco is an old horse who can hardly stand up any more, that is well treated in her retirement by the quite prosperous farmer and his wife who have assigned a farm boy to tale care of her and take her out to pasture every day. The boy cannot understand why they insist on wasting food on the old thing and not only starts to neglect feeding it but begins to seriously mistreat it in secret, and an unpleasant end is very much in store for Coco.
 Sad and probably sadly realistic, unfortunately.
154 1884-01-22 Misti
Misti love story The narrator is having a very satisfactory affair with his charming mistress, with whose innocent and unsuspecting husband he gets along famously. But the illicit couple meet a bizarre fortune-teller during a fun night out at a fair, and the ancient lady tells them at a suitably eerie rendezvous the next day a really really scary story with dire implications for the young woman’s immediate future. But she manages to find a solution to (almost) everyone’s satisfaction.
 Very sharp and sophisticated, with universal overtones.
155 1884-01-27 A Coward

aka :
 Coward ;
 The Duel
Un lâche drama The viscount Signoles is an elegant, wealthy society figure who is quite an experienced swordsman and an expert shot, so he doesn’t hesitate to provoke a stranger to a duel when he feels that friends whom he has invited to a café have been insulted. But the day and especially the night before the dangerous encounter he is overcome by odd sensations when contemplating his possible imminent demise and he starts to wonder if they are not in fact symptoms of fear that could mortally embarrass and shame him on the field of battle.
 A serious study of the fear of death that the viscount Signoles is not the only person to ever have suffered from.
156 1884-01-29 Rose

aka : Humiliation
Rose the battle of the sexes Simone and Margot, two quite young and very vivacious married women, participate energetically in the annual Festival of Roses (aka ’Rose Fight’) in Cannes – splendidly described – after which they go farther along the seashore to admire the scenery and exchange stories. Margot brings up the topic of having an affair with one’s servant and proceeds to elaborate on a curious and even dangerous experience of hers in this domain several years beforehand.
 Charming and actually a lot more original than it sounds.
157 1884-02-04 A Traveller’s Notes

aka : Notes on a Journey
Notes d’un voyageur drama We start off on a train trip from Paris down to the French Riviera with the narrator’s spirited comments, mostly rather cynical and dismissive, about the other people in his compartment and with various stories that the travellers tell each other. Highlights are the quite brilliant account of the country around a practically deserted little fishing village called Saint Tropez, and the final story that he hears a fellow from Marseille telling two ladies about what happened to a young Corsican on that train some time previously, a real shocker !
 A lively travel chronicle with (hopefully) fictional content.
158 1884-02-05 The Protector

aka : The Patron
Le protecteur satire We follow the career of a student from the provinces who assiduously cultivates acquaintances among the more outgoing of his fellow students in Paris and afterwards follows their later careers, offering his services on all occasions, and finally is appointed to a senior position when one of them becomes a minister. He is just so delighted with this accomplishment of his lifetime dream that he offers his services, notably letters of recommendation to key government officials, to one and all, including people he meets casually in stores and on the street. When that gets him into trouble his training as a sycophant comes in very handy.
 A simplistic parody of the political mores of the day and later too.
159 1884-02-10 The Umbrella
Le parapluie satire Madame Oreille is fanatically penny-pinching, to the extent of going to the insurer’s to claim payment for the repair of a damaged umbrella. The astonished insurer, used to dealing in cases involving vastly greater sums, kindly hears her out and comes to a most reasonable conclusion.
 Meant apparently as a parody of the limited mentality of the common person, this foolish tale about a very foolish person has not well passed the test of time.
160 1884-02-12 Idyll

aka : An Idyll
Idylle anecdote On a long train journey in Italy a young man shares a coach with a young woman who has given birth recently and whose breasts are painfully overflowing with mother’s milk. Not a particularly easy situation for either of them.
 A delicate situation delicately described, a mini-masterpiece.
161 1884-02-17 The Diamond Necklace

aka : The Necklace
La parure drama Madame Loisel borrows a diamond necklace from a long-time and better-off friend to be sufficiently elegant to at long last be able to go to an official ball, where her natural elegance and beauty, highlighted by her splendid outfitting, cause quite a sensation. But the necklace is lost on coming home very late at night and she and her husband have to somehow replace it with a similar and extremely expensive one, far beyond their means.
 A stunning story, a classic, sad and moving with a strong social undertone.
162 1884-02-22 A Sale

aka : A Deal
Une vente comedy Two Norman country fellows, Brument, a peasant-farmer and Cornu, a café-owner, are in prison for having attempted to drown the former’s wife, who had survived and is also present at the courtroom proceedings. The two fellows, or rather idiots, explain that after a very heavy drinking-session at Cornu’s establishment they were trying to establish how much water the lady in question displaced when immersed, as the amount Brument had sold her for depended on for her weight in displaced litres of water.
 Too silly for words, and too contemptuous of country folk in the bargain.
163 1884-02-26 Advice Given in Vain
Vains conseils the battle of the sexes An elderly man writes to a young fellow of twenty-four who has asked him for advice on how to get out of the quite impossible situation he finds himself in – he’s been having a satisfactory and above all safe relationship with a (married) lady friend of his mother, but the lady is every day becoming visibly older, heavier, uglier and more insistent on a definitive arrangement. The very experienced elder man explains in forceful terms how difficult it is to find a solution to the young man’s desperate dilemma.
 Sharp and cynical, with humorous overtones(!).
164 1884-03-03 Mother Sauvage

aka :
 La mère Sauvage ;
 Mother Savage
La mère Sauvage war story A woman whose only son had joined the French Army at the beginning of the War of 1870 behaves cordially to the four robust Prussian soldiers she is obliged to house and feed when the victorious enemy occupies the area. And then she learns of the death in combat of her beloved son.
 A stark, bitter, violent, powerful glimpse into life in an occupied territory as seen by the population of the defeated country.
165 1884-03-09 The Beggar

aka : The Tramp
Le gueux life in Normandy He had been abandoned at birth in a ditch in the Norman countryside and crippled for life as an adolescent when locals had left him on the road after plying him with liquor where he had been run over. For the rest of his life he had wandered the neighbourhood begging from one and all for his daily subsistence, but when everyone in the four villages that he ceaselessly circulated in became tired of paying him the slightest attention, he was led to desperate measures to avoid starving to death.
 An almost incredibly grim, dark parable of human insensitivity in the countryside and elsewhere that is very affecting indeed.
166 1884-03-11 An Encounter #2

aka :
 A Meeting #2 ;
 Encounter #2
Rencontre #2 the battle of the sexes The baron Entraille finds his young wife in a compromising situation with a young man at a party and tells her the next day that they will henceforth live separately and that she will be liberally provided for providing that she behaves with absolute correctness. He promptly departs for an extended stay at his hunting lodge, then at his provincial manor and abroad, and on coming back he unexpectedly meets her on an overnight train, although he has difficulty recognizing her as she has become so elegant and sophisticated. The surprising whys and wherefores of the encounter will be explained to him the next morning.
 Very clever and convincing.
167 1884-03-15 The Heritage

23,000-word novella
L’héritage drama In this ambitious novella we follow the career of an up-and-coming young civil servant who arrives at work every day before his colleagues, works much harder and longer than they do, curries favour with his superiors and is obviously destined for rapid advancement up through the ranks. Especially after he has married the daughter of one of his colleagues who is about to come into an interesting heritage. But the marriage remains childless and office tongues begin to wag, and his social standing and especially his career prospects begin to suffer, as the heritage in question is dependent on his having a descendancy. What to do ?
 A really quite fascinating not to say masterful as well as entertaining account of the workings of a large civil administration aka bureaucracy, imbued with the sharp and essentially critical world-outlook of the author.
168 1884-03-16 Happiness
Le bonheur Corsican story At tea-time in a villa on the French Riviera the view across the Mediterranean is so clear that Corsica can be perceived on the horizon, and one of the guests illustrates the theme of the conversation about whether love can really last long with his account of having met an elderly couple in a remote mountain cove there.
 Moving and most convincing, nicely conveying the atmosphere of the Isle of Beauty then and even now.
169 1884-03-18 Farewell !

aka : Growing Old
Adieu love story Two middle-aged fellows are reminiscing about their glorious youthful days after dinner on a pleasant summer evening on the Parisian boulevards and the talk turns on the topic of ageing. That provokes Pierre into telling Henri about how he had recently run into a former passionate love of his when she came into his train carriage with her four children and how she had changed size-wise over those twelve long years. For the first time he realized that he too had seriously aged.
 A forceful tale with a strong theme, even if its macho masculine-superiority outlook has aged a lot since those days too.
170 1884-03-23 Memories

aka : Relics of the Past
Souvenirs solitude A woman writes to a friend in Paris to explain why she won’t come to visit her any more, explaining that true happiness for her lies in dreaming, not about the future but about the past. Her whole life is taken up remembering past things and past times.
 This is a slightly modified version of an earlier story, Old Objects.
171 1884-03-31 Solitude
Solitude solitude After a pleasant dinner among friends, one of them invites the narrator to go for a walk with him along the Champs Elysées, where he explains a) that he feels so solitary that he dreads returning to his lonely flat ; b) that “out greatest torment in life comes from the fact that we are eternally alone, and that all our efforts, all our acts, only tend to try to flee from this solitude” ; c) that ever since he became conscious of his state of solitude “it seems to me that I am sinking more each day into an underground tunnel of which I can’t find the sides, that I don’t know where it ends, and perhaps it has no end” ; d) recalls the desperate phrase of Flaubert “We are all in a desert. No one understands anyone” ; and e) exclaims that women make him best perceive his solitude : “Misery ! How I have suffered because of them, because they have often given me, more than the men, the illusion of not being alone !” At the end of the promenade the narrator thinks that his friend is either a wise man indeed or has quite lost his senses.
 A moving soliloquy on a powerful theme indeed.
172 1884-04-01 The Landlady

aka : My Landlady
La patronne the battle of the sexes The narrator recounts his arrival as a young student in Paris at a small boarding-house run by a strict lady of middle age and imposing stature. Naturally, this being a young man and a story by Maupassant he is most reluctant to accept any restrictions on his nocturnal activities, so one night, when he has snuck into his room with a young female acquaintance whom he has finally convinced to come up for a visit, there is a terrible scene when the landlady bursts into the room when the two of them are in a most embarrassing state of undress. But our lad is no pushover...
 Yet another good one on an eternal theme, well carried off by a master-teller of this kind of tale and the others too.
173 1884-04-07 The Little Cask

aka : The Little Keg
Le petit fût comedy Maître Chicot is a wily and wealthy local entrepreneur who hankers after the farm of a neighbour, the retired, old but very sturdy “Mother” Magloire. But the old peasant in question is viscerally attached to her land and well-being, so Maître Chicot proposes a sizeable lifetime annuity to her that she does accept after taking suitable legal advice. Maître is faced with the prospect of handing over a lovely lump of money to her every month until she manages to pass away, which in view of her frugal and healthy lifestyle is likely to take forever, and he has to find a way to make that happen sooner rather than later. Which he cleverly manages to do by means of the eponymous little cask in question.
 Simple but malicious and most credible.
174 1884-04-15 Shali

aka : Châli
Châli pedophilia A retired admiral remembers a diplomatic mission he undertook in his younger days to a sultanate in the heart of India where after elaborate feasting, hunting and (brutal) pugilistic ceremonies he finds a group of six (!) very young girls or rather children aged from four (!!) to eight (!!!) years old in his sleeping quarters, to be disposed of as he wished. Well our hero ends up falling in love with the “oldest” of them, Shâli, and it all turns out very badly, of course.
 A truly shocking pedophile tale that is difficult to read to the end. Mr. Maupassant, shame on you !
175 1884-04-20 The Drunkard

aka : The Victim
L’ivrogne drama A storm is raging in the Norman seaside village of Yport and Mathurin invites Jérémie to take refuge with him in the café to play dominoes and get drunk once again, which they do in spite of Jérémie’s hesitations because of his wife being left alone once again in their little home. The storm is severe and lasts a long time and the evening ends in violence and tragedy.
 A stark and barely-supportable exploration of the very real and very tragic problem of alcoholism.
176 1884-05-11 Doctors and Patients
Malades et médecins health cure in the Auvergne mountains The narrator remembers visiting the health resorts in the Auvergne mountains in the centre of France and how an elderly visitor there made a study of the number of patients in all the establishments in the area who had died there of something other than straightforward old age.
 Charming and even amusing.
177 1884-05-13 The Hairpiece

aka :
 A Tress of Hair ;
 One Phase of Love ;
 The Golden Braid ;
 The Head of Hair
La chevelure mental illness A doctor explains to the narrator how his patient, a quite insane man in a cell in an institution for the mentally ill, had become obsessed with a hairpiece that he’d discovered hidden in an old desk and by his ever-more intense researches into the origins of the thing and its whys and wherefores.
 Another strange incursion by the author into the world of the mentally ill, a world that he might possibly have felt that he was destined to enter himself only a few short years later.
178 1884-05-15 The Horror

aka :
 The Horrible ;
 The Horrible Event
L’horrible drama At the end of a dinner party the guests comment on a local tragedy of the previous day, when a group of people had drowned in the river right in front of them. The General de G. agrees that the accident was horrible but then proceeds to give the guests an example of what he calls (and is) a really horrible event that he witnessed during the recent Franco-Prussian War. And then he tops that one with an even more atrocious incident that he participated in during his active career in Africa.
 Truly horrible, indeed, but told in a straightforward way that heightens the impact of the different episodes.
179 1884-05-20 A Recollection

aka : A Memory
Souvenir #2 the battle of the sexes The narrator remembers a splendid Sunday outing – nowadays every day is a Sunday for him, but then there was only one per week and it was always a very special one – in the Seine valley and the delightful adventure he had had with a lady who was out for a stroll with her husband. They had lost their way and the narrator helped them out or rather helped her out after having gotten rid of the husband.
 A quite delightful story and a beautiful evocation of the lovely area around the Seine so beloved by impressionist painters and others in those far-off days.
180 1884-05-27 A Stroll

 Strolling ;
 A Walk ;
 A Little Walk
Promenade life in Paris M. Leras has been working all day in the dark, damp back office of a bookstore as he has been doing all his life, and instead of going straight home for supper as he almost always does in view of his limited resources, he decides to go for a walk as it is one of the first fine days of the new spring. First along the boulevards, then, as it was so interesting to see the bustling life all around him, he continues the promenade up the Champs Elysées and along into the Bois de Boulogne. Where there are endless carriages full of couples in a romantic frame of mind, and where he is repeatedly approached by loose ladies looking for love. And he realises that his life has slipped quite meaninglessly away.
 A sad and moving story splendidly recounted, with a particularly interesting portrait of the Paris of the time and its vibrant lifestyle.
181 1884-05-29 The Rondoli Sisters

10,300-word novelette
Les sœurs Rondoli love story Pierre is not a traveler at heart – he worries too much about awful trains, hotels and restaurants and the immense waste of time all that entails – but he has tried twice to go down to Italy to visit Florence, Venice and Rome like everyone should. But he has never gotten farther than Genoa because of a certain young lady who entered his train compartment on the way there in the company of his close friend Paul, who had let himself be convinced to come along because of the prospect of all those amazing Italian beauties down there.
 A beautifully-narrated sentimental adventure with suitably immoral overtones, quite a tour de force really, pure Maupassant.
 This was the title story of Maupassant’s sixth collection of stories, Les sœurs Rondoli (1884).
182 1884-06-09 The Colonel’s Ideas

aka :
 What the Colonel Thought
Les idées du colonel war story Colonel Laporte propounds his views on the Frenchman’s overwhelming not to say obsessive interest in the female half of humanity, and illustrates his declaration with the story of how his detachment in the recent Franco-Prussian War managed against all odds to survive after rescuing a young woman and her father fleeing from marauding Prussian troops.
 A dramatic tale recounted in an engaging, almost light-hearted spirit that is hard to resist.
 This is a modified version of the earlier story Souvenir.
183 1884-06-24 Boniface’s Crime Case

aka :
 Old Boniface’s Crime ;
 A Mistake
Le crime au père Boniface comedy The village postman Boniface arrives a bit earlier than expected at the isolated house of the newly-arrived (and newly-married) tax inspector M. Chappuis, and is alarmed to find everything still shut up and strange noises inside. Alarmed by a crime story about serial murders that he has been reading in M. Chappuis’s national newspaper on the way over, he alerts the local gendarmerie and hurries back with them to arrest the supposed marauders red-handed. But the noises he had heard were not in fact as alarming as he had thought, much to his astonishment and the amusement of the gendarmes.
 Amusing in a simplistic, adolescent way but amusing nonetheless.
 This was the lead story of the original edition of Maupassant’s eighth collection of stories, Contes du jour et du nuit (1885).
184 1884-07-08 Bed 29

aka : Bed No. 29
Le lit 29 war story Captain Épivent is a tall, handsome, elegant soldier much envied by his fellow officers for his innumerable feminine conquests, whose favourite pastime is going for a walk in the fashionable quarter of the city of Rouen where he is certain to attract much attention from the society ladies and others who gather there. His eye is caught by Irma, the splendid mistress of one of the town’s notables, whom he sets after in his usual determined and irresistible manner. They do become most attached to one another, but then war breaks out, the Captain has to leave for the front, and Irma has to face up to the occupation of the city by the victorious Prussian army. Which she does most successfully in one sense and tragically in another.
 A very bleak and cruel parody of the military mindset, somewhat too much so, we cannot help thinking. Sad and disturbing in any case.
185 1884-07-14 The Spasm

aka:The Mannerism
Le tic health cure in the Auvergne mountains The narrator is having a health cure in the Auvergne mountains and meets an apparently healthy fellow-patient accompanying his unwell daughter. They sympathise and the narrator learns their story, full of drama with a shocker of a final twist.
 Very nicely told, one is right there in the atmosphere of the place and the time.
186 1884-07-22 The Confession

aka : Confessing
L’aveu #2 the feminine condition Céleste, a robust farm girl, and her mother are carrying heavy pails of milk after milking the family’s many cows when Céleste collapses under the strain and confesses to her mother that she is in an interesting condition. After getting a beating she explains the monetary circumstances at the origin of the event and the mother is faced with a moral dilemma that she quickly resolves.
 Although cynical and no doubt simplistic, this earthy story is convincing and almost amusing in spite of its serious sociological significance.
187 1884-07-25 Fear #2
La peur #2 hunting story During a train ride a fellow passenger muses on the nature of fear after seeing a somewhat eerie sight when passing through a forest, and then the narrator remembers a story on the theme of fear recounted to an evening gathering chez Flaubert (!) by the Russian author Turgenev (!!), about an experience he had had when hunting in the forests in Russia.
 A rather good story too, naturally.
188 1884-07-28 The Return

aka :
A French Enoch Arden
Le retour life in Normandy The wife of a Norman fisherman is alone in her cottage with her five children while her husband is out at sea, and a horribly ugly tramp in rags arrives not only scaring her and her ragamuffin children but also starting her wondering if he could possibly be her first husband, the father of two of her children, who had been lost at sea on the Banks of Newfoundland ten years previously.
 Told largely in dialect-dialogue style, this harsh tale about incredibly poor people – materially and culturally – is not the kind of thing that the author does best.
189 1884-07-25 The Tomb

aka : The Grave
La tombe drama The guardian of a municipal cemetery is woken at night by a horrible sight – a well-dressed, serious-looking young man is in the act of digging up the corpse of a young woman who had just been buried there. The fellow is arrested and calmly explains in court his motivation and the circumstances that led to the outrage.
 Grim, too grim.
190 1884-08-12 The Confession #2

aka : A Peculiar Case
La confession #2 the battle of the sexes The very serious, orthodox, irreproachable Captain de Fontenne has married the vivacious young high-spirited (and wealthy) young Laurune, and in spite of everyone’s doubts about the chances of success of their marriage it turned out very well. She is very active in social work of all kinds, and her only default is that she sometimes breaks out into peals of high-spirited laughter while describing her activities to her husband afterwards. At one point the Captain has to participate in a major military exercise and leave his young wife alone for a week, and when he returns she senses that something had gone wrong. The Captain ends up confessing what he had done that he very deeply regretted, with a surprising reaction indeed from his ever-charming wife.
 Amusing in a not all that high-minded kind of way.
191 1884-08-15 Abandoned

aka : The Castaway
L’abandonné drama After forty-five years of marriage Mme de Cadour has arranged a holiday on the Normandy coast for the first time, much to the surprise of her husband, who decides to retire for a nap after lunch and asks the couple’s long-time friend, a former diplomat who is accompanying them, to accompany Madame on the promenade she insists on having in the countryside. Off they go, not to admire the scenery but to pay their first visit ever to the illegitimate son they clandestinely had had together forty-five years beforehand and promptly abandoned for social-status reasons, however with appropriate support. But the culture-gap between this elegant couple and the ways of the countryside is just too wide for words.
 A hard-hitting, unsentimental, very realistic account of a most credible and even significant social situation.
192 1884-08-29 Yvette

23,400-word novella
Yvette the battle of the sexes Jean de Seville is a young, wealthy, elegant man-about-town who frequents the somewhat dubious salon of the marquise Ovardi because he hankers after (if you’ll pardon the expression) the marquise’s splendid and surprisingly resistant daughter of the title. Things come to a head when the self-styled marquise – in fact a very sophisticated and successful courtesan – invites Jean and his (big, handsome) friend Léon out to her country house on the Seine for a weekend stay-over. Jean puts all his expertise in seduction to the test but Yvette is in fact not at all the same kind of person as her mother and when he starts talking straight to her about the way things work in the world there is a first-class drama indeed.
 An in-depth portrait of a world of outer sophistication and inner superficiality, pretentiousness, frivolity and snobbishness most convincingly and effectively done, with perhaps somewhere or other a moral or two, possibly but probably not, in any case beautifully written and satisfyingly cynical and immoral.
 This was the title story of Maupassant’s seventh collection of stories, Yvette (1884).
193 1884-09-01 Mad ?
Un fou ? super-naturalism The narrator remembers an evening when a friend revealed to him the strange and very deadly powers that he possessed in stormy weather.
 Not everyone’s cup of tea in these more enlightened times(?).
194 1884-09-04 Discovery

aka : The Charm Dispelled
Découverte the battle of the sexes On the passenger-boat trip along the Normandy coast from Le Havre to Trouville the narrator meets an old friend who remarks somewhat bitterly on the large number of English people there and everywhere, and when the narrator wonders why he has such animosity to their neighbours from across the Channel he explains that he had married one of them himself. Who although she had remained faithful to him (thus depriving him of grounds for divorce) had unfortunately taken French lessons after a while and had completely lost her charming accent.
 Light and amusing.
195 1884-09-07 A Cremation

aka :
 The Funeral Pile ;
 The Funeral Pyre
Le bûcher anecdote A visiting Hindu prince dies during a visit to Normandy, and his devout followers arrange for his corpse to be burned in the open air on the beach according to the ancestral Hindu custom. Quite contrary to the accepted sanitary practice in those Western parts, but nevertheless faith triumphs, although the local population and authorities do not appear in their best light.
 Based on a real incident, this is a calm and subtle plea for religious tolerance.
196 1884-09-09 The Dowry

aka : Love’s Awakening
La dot drama The young and somewhat carefree notary Simon Lebrument is in dire need of funds to buy a notarial office in the suburbs of Paris, so no one is very surprised when he courts and marries the charming Jeanne Cordier who just happens to be endowed with a very sizeable dowry. After a few days of love-making which have completely converted Jeanne to her new marital status they go off to Paris on their honeymoon, with the whole dowry in cash in a briefcase for the notarial purchase in question. But things do not at all work out as the bride had expected.
 This is probably intended as a critique of notaries in general and of the provincial bourgeoisie in particular, but it is even harsher and more cynical than usual and not as interesting as all that.
197 1884-09-20 Mohammed-Blackguard

aka : Mohammed Fripouli
Mohammed-Fripouille life in Algeria The narrator is visiting a military friend in Algeria and over coffee and cognac on his terrace in the old town overlooking the bay of Algiers the captain tells him about a dangerous mission of reprisal against a local tribe that had murdered an English tourist in the outlands.
 Extremely violent, extremely vicious, extremely supercilious and hostile to the native population, extremely distasteful to the modern reader, this nasty tale does convey a good sense of the supremacist mentality of the French in Algeria at the time, and later too no doubt.
198 1884-09-23 The Bequest

aka : The Legacy
Le legs drama The best friend of M. and Mme Serbois has just died childless and when his will is opened it turns out that he’d gallantly left all of his considerable wealth to Mme Serbois. The husband is disappointed and arrangements are made for her to share the bonanza with him, but the reader is left wondering about the motive for the legacy.
 Very directly told, somewhat without the author’s habitual elegance and subtlety though.
199 1884-10-08 The Gamekeeper

aka :-The Keeper
Le garde hunting story After dinner the company is telling tales about hunting accidents, and M. Bonniface, an old friend of everyone present and an enthusiastic hunter, tells about the most tragic hunting accident of his life.
 A a sobering tale indeed.
200 1884-10-20 Bertha
Berthe mental illness The narrator, on a visit to a good friend, a doctor in the old town of Riom in the central Auvergne region, stops off for a moment with him at one of his patients, after which the doctor tells him about the unfortunate daughter of the house, a splendid beauty who had been born severely mentally retarded and who had nevertheless been married to a local playboy, with devastating results.
 An interesting and even powerful exploration of the heavy theme of mental sickness, in the usual Maupassantian framework of the moral turpitude of the money-grubbing bourgeoisie.
201 1884-10-28 Bombard

aka : Consideration
Bombard the battle of the sexes Simon Bombard, a big, healthy, handsome, flashily-dressed fellow from Caen in Normandy has always had an incredible aptitude for doing nothing. He just knows that his route to success is to meet, seduce and marry one of the many almost-elderly society ladies who congregate in the seaport resort of Trouville, which he finally manages to do during a holiday there. But the bride, a haughty English woman, is not as easily taken in by Simon’s bombast as he thought she would be.
 Not a very uplifting story, it must be said – one does hope that there aren’t as many awful people in Normandy as the author seems to think there are !
202 1884-11-10 A Father’s Confession

aka : After Death
La confession #3 drama The son and daughter of the honourable citizen M. Badon-Leremincé are gathered at the notary’s office to hear the testimony of their dearly beloved and recently deceased father, in which he confesses to them the terrible secret – and it is a bad one indeed – that he has hidden from them all these years.
 A difficult but powerful story with a strong moral message about the low moral standards of the middle class aka bourgeoisie.
203 1884-11-18 The Revenge

aka : Revenge
La revanche the battle of the sexes Set in the form of a theatre sketch, we hear a) the monologue of M. de Garelle who is in Cannes rejoicing in his newly-divorced status as a free agent, able to openly pursue one or many of the adorable creatures who are surely waiting to make his acquaintance out there somewhere ; b) the dialogue of the same with his former wife who has just passed by, whom he assiduously courts in spite of her outrage at being addressed by the man whom she had divorced on the grounds that he had so energetically beaten her on the mere suspicion of being unfaithful.
 A brilliant text, very clever and full of wit, very amusing indeed.
204 1884-11-25 Rustic Tribunals

aka : In the Court Room
Tribunaux rustiques comedy A large crowd of local people has gathered in the local court to hear the case brought by a very large middle-aged woman against a young man who has gotten married with a young woman in spite of having signed an agreement to remain faithful to the plaintiff – after receiving a handsome piece of property in exchange for the promise. The judge hears the point of view of both sides and of their witnesses – all talking highly-uneducated country slang – and manages to come to a clear-cut decision in spite of all the emotion and confusion surrounding the affair.
 Quite amusing, really, in spite of its underlying superciliousness towards sImple farm folk.
205 1884-12-09 Room 11

aka : Room No. Eleven
La chambre 11 anecdote The elegant, highly-regarded, vivacious wife of a senior magistrate leads a secret love life centred on the younger officers – but not too young as those are too indiscrete and not too old because those are too tired – in the regiment established in her provincial town. She has managed to maintain her reputation for years while secretly meeting her lovers in security thanks to a strict procedure for maintaining confidentiality —but one day there is a slip-up...
 Sort of entertaining, with a satisfying touch of cynicism about the life-style of those on top of the social ladder.
206 1884-12-16 The Cupboard

aka :
 The Closet ;
 The Wardrobe ;
 Florentin ;
L’armoire prostitution This tale starts off with the very Maupassantian line “We were talking about women, after dinner, because what else does one talk about, amongst men ?” and one of the fellows tells about how one night when he was feeling particularly lonely he went to the Folies Bergère to find suitable love at a suitable price. Which he did and on going into the young person’s tiny apartment he went through the usual routine of asking her how she got started in the game and after a while, as she was revealing her life story, there was a noise in the cupboard and lo and behold there was a little boy there who had gone asleep and fallen off the chair that he had to stay on while his mother was occupied with a guest. This was too much for the narrator and he left and the reader doesn’t feel much better about things either at this point.
 A very explicit and very sad story of existential misery on the bottom of the social scale.
207 1884-12-30 The Prisoners
Les prisonniers war story We follow the adventures of a sturdy young countrywoman living in an isolated cottage in the forest near the northern town of Rethel during the War of 1870, when a patrol of Prussian soldiers pound on her door one night seeking board and shelter.
 Really quite dramatic and realistic, very nicely narrated, with a serious touch of cynicism about the moral fibre of the dignified citizens of the town in question as an extra.
208 1885-01-05 For Sale
À vendre Brittany story A young man is on a long walk all around the Brittany coastline and he couldn’t he happier as he admires the scenery and soaks up the enchanting atmosphere of that lovely land. When he comes across a charming cottage nestled in a valley overlooking the sea he cannot resist going in and finding our more about who the owner is and why it is on sale, which he does and where he finds a picture of a mysterious young woman, whose story that’s recounted to him fits quite perfectly in with his romantic mood.
 Very nicely told, very charming, very impressive – a happy story, one might almost say for a change.
209 1885-01-06 Toine
Toine comedy Toine is a huge, boisterous and very popular fellow whose countryside tavern is well frequented by the locals who love his home-made calvados (schnapps) and his amusing company. But his wife is very stern and intolerant of his fondness for his own product, and when he falls sick and becomes completely bed-ridden she takes her revenge on him in a way that amuses everyone but Toine himself.
 A true farce, realistically recounted in the country style.
 This was the title story of Maupassant’s tenth collection of stories, Toine (1886).
210 1885-01-13 The Christening #2

aka : Christening
Le baptème #2 Brittany story The doctor-narrator has just been offered a golden glass of cognac and as he is slowly savouring it he recalls the tragic effect of alcohol on a baptism that he had participated in in the Brittany countryside near Pont-Aven. The parents and family were waiting in front of the church on a cold winter day waiting for the elderly priest, who was late, to arrive to open the door of the church. Local custom had it that the new-born child must be presented nude for the ceremony and the simple-minded father had insisted that the baby’s wrappings be removed while they were waiting in spite of the freezing cold, despite the doctor’s protestations. When the priest eventually arrived and the lengthy ceremony was over, the father departed with friends – and the baby – to celebrate the event, and only arrived home the next morning completely inebriated, having spent the money the doctor has provided for the religious service on liquor and having fallen asleep in a ditch on the way home. The baby had not survived the ordeal.
 As cruel a story as Maupassant ever wrote, if not the cruellest.
211 1885-01-27 The Strange Woman

aka : The Unknown
L’inconnue the battle of the sexes Guys are talking about gals and about how one sees so many adorable creatures walking around, on the beach for example but especially in the big city, that one would just love to get to know better – but a moment later they’ve passed on out of one’s life forever, alas ! One of them tells about a mysterious brunette he fell hopelessly in love with when he first saw her on the Pont de la Concorde in Paris, how his diligent efforts to make her his own turned out badly, and how the memory of her has haunted him ever since.
 Somewhat surprisingly, the fact that the lady was dark and no doubt of Jewish origin is supposed to explain somehow the narrator’s inadequacies in this affair, but the link is probably unclear to most modern readers, at least it is to this one.
212 1885-02-03 White and Blue

aka : Blue and White
Blanc et bleu comedy The narrator is admiring the magnificent view of the Alps from a small boat (painted white and blue) off the Riviera coast and the contrast between the white snow-covered alpine mountain tops and the greenery below. He talks about the terrible avalanches that had recently devastated a number of Alpine villages, and his companion retorts with a snow story of his own, a very funny one about an incident he had witnessed after a party in Paris on a snowy evening.
 A really good story told in the framework of a lovely travel chronicle.
213 1885-02-10 Our Friends the English

aka :
 Our English Neighbors
Nos Anglais anecdote The narrator provides us with three pages of a notepad found abandoned in a railway carriage describing the odd and eventually insufferable behaviour of a group of very religious (in a Protestant way) English tourists in a hotel in the town of Menton on the French Riviera.
 The note-taker does specify of course that he has some nice English friends so one must avoid generalisations, but somehow one doesn’t and one is not too pleased about the xenophobic tone of the tale.
214 1885-02-17 Letter From a Madman
Lettre d’un fou mental illness A man writes to his doctor explaining his evolution to a mentally-disturbed state, originally provoked by the phrase of Montesquieu “One organ more in our machine, or less, would make us a different kind of intelligence”, and then proceeds to unfavourably compare each of our (only) five senses with those of other creatures better endowed in each respect and to imagine the immense possibilities of perception of beings that might be elsewhere – on other worlds or perhaps right around us – endowed with such superior characteristics. That leads him to doubt what his (limited) senses tell him about the world around him – and to be afraid of what really might be out there, of what he and we might call the supernatural. At the end he starts hearing strange noises and seeing strange images at night in his mirror.
 Pretty scary and even thought-provoking, a rather powerful text all in all, that was later developed into the longer novelette The Horla.
215 1885-02-24 Old Mongilet

aka : A Sunday Outing
Le père Mongilet life in Paris Everyone in the office goes out to the countryside around Paris on nice summer Sundays, except for Monsieur Mongilet who always spends his Sundays walking and tramwaying around and exploring the city’s different neighbourhoods and its infinite mysteries. He explains to his co-workers that he did once accept an invitation to visit a colleague in the suburbs on a Sunday, and recounts what happened that made him vow never to go outside the city limits again.
 An amusing and even instructive account of Parisian life in a certain milieu in those times and possibly later too.
216 1885-03-24 In the Train
En wagon comedy Vacation time is about to begin in the valley of Royat in the mountains in Auvergne in the centre of France and three noble families have commissioned a priest to go on an important errand for them in Paris – to fetch their three adolescent sons who are in boarding schools in the capital and escort them to their vacation location, while making sure that they’re prevented from getting into trouble on the train trip with the young and dangerous members of the opposite sex who are so frequently on that line. All goes well until a woman in the coach starts to moan and groan and tells the concerned priest that she thinks that she is about to give birth.
 Amusing from an adolescent point of view, perhaps, probably a bit too simplistic for most of the rest of humanity though.
217 1885-04-03 Roger’s Method

aka : Roger’s Remedy
Le moyen de Roger the battle of the sexes On hearing a street vendor cry out “Ask here for the method of getting rid of your mother-in-law !” the narrator asks his friend Roger what his wife is referring to when she regularly refers in public to “Roger ’s method” for reinvigorating men who are out of shape. So Roger tells him about how he overcame an embarrassing difficulty on his wedding night to the complete satisfaction of his bride.
 Perhaps a bit too crude and vulgar for some people, including us, but some may find it entertaining, possibly.
218 1885-04-13 Two Little Soldiers
Petit soldat love story Two soldiers, close friends both from the same Brittany village, go out on every Sunday leave for a long walk and a picnic lunch along the Seine river. The highlight of the day is watching a robust farm girl take her cow out to pasture and back, always at the same time of day. One day she offers them a sip of fresh milk and they strike up friendship and one thing leads to another and the friendship of the soldiers comes to a sad end.
 A simple story masterfully recounted.
219 1885-06-16 A Failure
Un échec Corsican story On his way to Ajaccio in Corsica by way of Bastia, the narrator notices an interesting young lady on the boat to Bastia and sets his sights on her. Using his considerable charm and experience to strike up a conversation with her on the boat, he discovers that she too is going to Ajaccio, to join her officer husband there, so he discretely reserves all of the seats on the coach that will take them there from Bastia across the mountains and gallantly offers the lady a seat. The adventure begins as the coach leaves for the overnight trip, and it will not be entirely without incident.
 A story that happens to take place in Corsica on a universal theme. The best part is the evocation of the wild mountains traversed during the trip.
220 1885-07-21 Joseph
Joseph the battle of the sexes The baroness de Fraisières and the countess de Gardens are having a champagne dinner in the isolated villa on the Normandy coast where their husbands had left them for a business trip to Paris. The countess, almost inebriated, remarks that what was lacking was a lover to finish the evening off properly, although they’re practically impossible to come by in such an isolated spot. Whereupon the baroness comments that she can always find one, even in such a place, and the rest of the story bears out her claim.
 A quite credible conversation with a clever twist at the end, and most effectively cynical about the going-on of the not-all-that-noble nobility of those days, now practically vanished from the face of the earth.
221 1885-07-27 All Over
Fini love story At the beginning of the story the count de Lormerin looks at himself in a mirror and is pleased with what he sees – an elegant man in fine shape. Just then he receives a letter from a former sweetheart that he was madly in love with many years ago who invites him to come for a visit, which he does right away. He cannot recognize the white-haired, rather tired person he meets there – but her young daughter is the spitting image of the splendid beauty he was so enamoured with twenty-five years beforehand. On returning home he catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror, wherefore the bitter comment of the title.
 Smoothly cynical and disillusioned.
222 1885-08-13 The Pin

aka :
 Fascination ;
 Doubtful Happiness
L’épingle the battle of the sexes A traveller finds hospitality in a prosperous property in a hot, unnamed southern country – possibly Algeria – where he soon finds that his host is a Parisian like himself who has fled far away after having had his entire fortune devoured by a ravaging woman who twisted him about her little finger while she was spending his money on the good life. But he can’t get her out of his mind and is working hard to be able to go back and have another try...
 A most engaging tale most engagingly narrated, just so evocative of a certain Parisian way of life in the Belle Époque.
223 1885-08-20 The Secret
La confidence the battle of the sexes The Baroness of Grangerie is resting when her close friend the Marquise de Rennedon rushes in somewhat disheveled and exclaims “Done at last !” She proceeds to tell her friend how utterly fed up she’d become not only with her ugly husband’s big red nose and enormous stomach but also and particularly with his intimate demands upon her and finally with his insane jealousy and surveillance. That had culminated the other day when they were in a restaurant at a table next to the almost-as-horrible M. Baubignac and the husband had accused her of arranging the get-together and of being Baubignac’s mistress ! So she got even with him as she amusingly describes in detail to her friend.
 Even more explicit than usual, this tale of marital incompatibility and sexual misery is not all a bag of laughs – it is harsh and cruel and cynical beneath its casual, light-hearted surface, it is quintessential Maupassant.
224 1885-08-25 My Twenty-Five Days
Mes vingt-cinq jours health cure in the Auvergne mountains On arriving at his hotel in a health resort in the Auvergne mountains in the centre of France a man discovers the notes left in a drawer by a previous visitor and we read about how the fellow a) didn’t like anything about the place, especially the food, except for the splendid scenery ; b) tried mostly unsuccessfully to lose a few grams ; c) struck up acquaintance with a couple of charming young widows ; d) was bitterly disappointed when they left on the arms of two ’widowers’ who arrived suddenly to whisk them away ; e) briefly describes a visit to a mountain village town with remarkably fluid mores. The narrator concludes with the disappointed remark that his own twenty-five days there weren’t much different, except that he hadn’t had the chance of meeting two widows.
 A modestly charming albeit somewhat disabused account of life in the well-known health resort.
225 1885-09-02 A Madman

aka :
 The Diary of a Madman
Un fou crime story A distinguished, universally-respected (and very severe) magistrate has just passed away, and among his papers a document is found describing his morbid fascination with death and its bloodiness, to the extent that he had been driven to commit crimes himself to satisfy his urge to revel in the liquid red stuff on the spot.
 Sick and revolting, with a no doubt subterranean implication in the choice of the nature of the central characters – not so much that we are all potential madmen and murderers, but probably more that judges and other representatives of established society are no doubt at least as rotten as the criminals they condemn.
226 1885-09-15 Imprudence

aka :
 Indiscretion ;
 A Bit of the Other ;
 Forbidden Fruit
Imprudence the battle of the sexes He loved her because she was young and fresh, confusing that feeling somewhat with the effect the ocean air and the sunny seaside landscape evoked in his veins. She loved him because he was young, rather rich, and was courting her, and because it is normal for young girls to love young men who say tender words to them. So they got married and after three months of happy love-making both started to become a bit blasé about it and started trying to find ways to liven up their relationship. She had the idea of going to one of her husband’s former hangouts and pretending that she was just the latest in his long list of mistresses, and the conversation there about what he had really gotten up to in his bachelor days really gets her thinking.
 Clever and cynical, a very solid story with no doubt a very solid moral somewhere.
227 1885-09-22 Belhomme’s Beast

aka :
 Master Belhomme’s Beast
La bête à Maît’ Belhomme comedy A group of travellers on a stagecoach in the Norman countryside ate dismayed when one of them is taken with an unbearable pain in his ear that he proclaims to be a bug that has crawled in there. The suffering of the poor fellow is such that everyone tries to find a solution, which they finally manage to do after stopping off at a farmhouse on the way.
 Told largely in Norman dialect, this authentic-sounding quasi-farce is a lot of fun even though it might sound a tad condescending towards country folk to latter-day urban sophisticates.
228 1885-10-20 The Snipes

aka : The Deaf-Mute
Les bécasses hunting story A passionate hunter writes to a friend in Paris to explain that it is quite impossible for him to come back to the big town while the hunting season for the elusive snipe is in full swing. He goes on to recount his exciting life with two dear friends and their dogs on their expedition to the hunting grounds of the friends in Normandy, during the brief period once a year when the snipes arrive in the nearby woods. In the middle of their outing, however, they come across a deaf-mute shepherd, whose tragic story is recounted by one of the friends.
 A brilliant evocation of the atmosphere of a hunt, marred somewhat by the sordidness of the story about the shepherd and his late wife and the dark side of the mentality of country people that it illustrates.
229 1885-11-10 Ça ira

aka : The Tobacco Shop
Ça ira boating on the Seine The narrator finds himself in a small provincial town where there is really nothing to do to pass the time away. In the café of the little town he recognizes a former rather tattered female acquaintance of his younger days nicknamed ’Ça Ira’ (all will be well) when he used to go out boating on the Seine on Sundays with a varied group of fellows and (loose) girls, and she tells him her life story and how she ended up finding a wealthy young man at the Opera in Paris who had enabled her to end up owning the establishment there in this town.
 An interesting account of low life in Paris in the good old Belle Époque days.
230 1885-11-10 Monsieur Parent

14,300-word novelette
Monsieur Parent drama The life of M. Parent is quite obsessively centred on the little 3-yr-old Georges, whom he caresses and cuddles and admires incessantly – he lives on his considerable income – practically all day long. After a long session at the park one day however there is a big scene with the maid who is angry because Monsieur Parent wants to wait for his wife to come home – she is late once again – and in exasperation she starts to tell him the truth about his wife, her lover and even the parenthood of his child. That turns into a very nasty confrontation indeed when the wife finally does come home with the long-time friend in question and push comes to shove with disastrous consequences, at least for Monsieur Parent.
 A sad story about an unbalanced man and his inability to stop torturing himself about fatherhood and loneliness, this ambitious story is somehow not as touching as it should have been in view of the profundity of its themes, perhaps because of the quite pathetic weaknesses and lack of character of George’s (legal) father.
 This was the title story of Maupassant’s ninth collection of stories, Monsieur Parent (1885).
231 1885-12-18 La Petite Roque

aka :
 The Little Roque Girl ;
 Little Louise Roque

12,500-word novelette
La petite Roque sex crime The postman on his circuit around the village of Roüy-le-Tors finds the dead body of a young 12-year-old girl in the woods. He promptly alerts the mayor of the village who lives nearby and the police, a magistrate and a doctor rapidly arrive on the scene to investigate what is obviously the rape-murder of the young La Roque girl, who had been missing since the previous day. The magistrate and the police suspect that the crime had been committed by a tramp or by one of the doubtful working-class elements in the village, but readers of Maupassant know that the culprit is far more likely to be a sly and hypocritical member of the town’s notability, a hypothesis that is rapidly confirmed, and we follow the mental processes of the killer as he observes the fruitless investigations of his friend the magistrate and eventually is wrenched with pangs of regret for what he has done.
 A powerful, in in-depth investigation of the psyche and thought processes of a notable and a sex criminal.
 This was the title story of Maupassant’s eleventh collection of stories, La petite Roque (1886).
232 1885-12-22 Saved
Sauvée the battle of the sexes The marquise de Rennedon sweeps into the home of her friend the baroness de Grangerie with the triumphant announcement that she was “saved” – she had acquired proof of her husband’s infidelity and was now certain to be able to get a most satisfactory divorce. The tale of how she managed this long-desired achievement follows, much to the delight of the baroness and the reader too.
 Naughty, immoral and very funny, a Maupassantian masterpiece.
233 1886-01-01 The Wreck
L’épave love story The narrator is dining with a friend on New Year’s Eve when the friend receives a letter from the lady who writes to him once a year in memory of their former encounter in dramatic circumstances. He recounts how they had found themselves on a shipwreck off the coast of the island of Ré near La Rochelle and how close they had come to getting very involved with one another.
 A neat tale nicely told with sensitivity and just the right touch of wistfulness.
234 1886-01-16 Mademoiselle Perle

aka : Mademoiselle Pearl
Mademoiselle Perle drama For the yearly ceremony at Epiphany at the house of his wealthy friends the Chantals, the narrator had been unexpectedly declared king instead of the head of the Chantal family, and in that role had declared Perle, the eldest daughter of the family, to be the queen of the day, much to hers and the family’s surprise, as this was curiously the first time that Perle had ever been so honoured. Afterwards M. Chantal explained to his guest why Mademoiselle Perle had always taken back seat in the family ever since she had been adopted by his father in dramatic circumstances forty-one years beforehand.
 A forceful and moving story on the theme of what might have been.
235 1886-01-26 The Hermit
L’ermite life in Paris A hermit established quasi-permanently on a mountain-top in the south of France finally explains to the narrator, after several visits, his terrible secret that had caused him to flee from Paris and his Parisian way of life to seek solitary solace in his hermitage.
 An unusual story and not a particularly nice one, although there might be a moral here about excessive promiscuity (but probably not in view of the author’s quasi-obsession with the subject), and the hermit’s hideaway is most evocatively described.
236 1886-02-09 On Cats
Sur les chats animal story Reading a book on a bench in his garden on a pleasant sunny day the narrator finds the gardener’s cat on his lap, almost but not quite about to plunge its claws into his flesh. This starts off a long train of thought about cats (not always positive), and recollections of the declarations of several major poets about the grace and felineness of those animals and their female human counterparts. Culminating in the memory of a stay in a secluded castle in the wild mountains above Nice when an erotic dream had been interrupted at the critical moment and he had woken up to find his hand cuddling the round body of the lord of the manor’s cat, who it turned out had access to all of the rooms of the castle via secret passages that had been built into the manor at its conception.
 Apart from one nasty incident in his youth the narrator’s mental soliloquy is most engaging and evocative both of the scenery in the south of France and of cats and feline females.
237 1886-03-02 Rosalie Prudent
Rosalie Prudent the feminine condition Rosalie, a maid in a wealthy middle-class family living on its income, is on trial for having killed her new-born child and buried it in the garden. When questioned about the husband of the child and her motives for the terrible act she names the family’s nephew as the father and dramatically describes what happened on that fateful night.
 A somewhat banal but nevertheless tragic story told emotionally in the uneducated language of the serving-girl. The outcome of the trial does not come as too much of a surprise in view of the author’s very understanding treatment of her case and his obvious outrage at the social injustices involved, but we cannot help having reserves about the basic morality of burying babies (alive) in the garden no matter what the mitigating circumstances or the author’s opinions are.
238 1886-03-16 Madame Parisse
Madame Parisse the battle of the sexes The narrator is admiring the splendid view of Antibes at sunset and notices a well-dressed, handsome woman of about thirty-five walking melancholily along the waterfront. His companion, a local citizen, recounts the celebrated story of the adventure of the lady, Madame Parisse, with the dashing young officer commanding the town fifteen years before.
 Particularly evocative of the enchanting atmosphere of the Riviera at the time, this amusing tale might have a moral but that is not the point – it is a good one in any case.
239 1886-03-26 Julie Romain
Julie Romain love story The narrator is on a walking tour of the French Riviera from Saint-Raphaël to Italy and discovers a particularly attractive cottage nestled in a valley that he discovers belongs to the great singer Julie Romain, who has retired there. Fascinated by the her career and her tumultuous love affairs he presents his card, is invited for tea and then dinner, when the diva evokes her career and the great loves of her life.
 A lyrical, elegant account of a bygone age.
240 1886-04-18 Health Trip
Voyage de santé satire M. Panard was a very prudent man who was particularly concerned not to say obsessed with his health and who tried out any and all methods and remedies possible to keep disease from his door. On reading about a possible outbreak of typhoid fever in Paris he hurriedly left with his wife for Saint-Raphaël on the Riviera, but rushed away from the hotel there because of bad odours suggesting all kinds of germs and infections left by previous tenants. At Cannes and Nice the same problem arose even worse, so M.Panard rushed back to the safety of his home in Paris, where he discovered the reason for his anguished departures on opening his suitcases.
 A parody of health-conscious citizens that was a good idea that didn’t quite work out.
241 1886-04-27 The Signal

aka :
 The Sign ;
 Playing With Fire
Le signe the battle of the sexes The marquise de Rennedon is still in bed (at 9 am) when her close friend the baroness de Grangerie practically bursts into her bedchamber, pale and in tears, to tell her about the trouble she’s in. She had been looking out the window of her apartment near the busy Saint Lazare railway station when she noticed a rather handsome redhead doing the same in a window on the other side of the street. Well, there was a steady stream of fellows who looked up at the lady who seemed to be sort of smiling at them, and regularly one of them would turn in to her building to come out only 20 minutes or so seemingly satisfied. The lady was a tramp ! But how did she make contact with the fellows so effectively ? The baroness got out her opera binoculars and saw that she was making a certain almost imperceptible gesture with the head if the fellow below seemed to react to a slight smile – and set herself in front of a mirror to try to imitate the subtle gesture in question. Finding that she could in fact do it even better than the girl, she tried it out herself on the gentlemen passing by – and one of them, a big handsome one, actually turned in to her building to follow up on it ! The baroness then recounts the resulting encounter and her present dilemma, because the fellow had promised to return the next day ! The marquise does have a proposal of how to get out of the mess, though.
 A quite immoral and decadent story, but a very, very funny one.
242 1886-04-30 Old Amable
Le pére Amable life in Normandy Césaire is a farm lad who really really wants to marry Céleste, in spite of the stubborn refusal of his ageing and penny-pinching father on the grounds that the girl has already had a child out of wedlock that the family would have to feed for years if Césaire married her. Céleste insists that Césaire get the local priest to convince his father to grant his permission, which he does successfully. So there is a wedding and life carries on and it is not an easy life for any of them.
 Perhaps the most sombre of Maupassant tales of the countryside, there is meat and food for thought in this extremely realistic tale in a pessimistic vein.
243 1886-06-08 Human Misery
Misère humaine drama Jean d’Espars explains that he has become completely disillusioned, discouraged and we might even say depressed by the sight of terrible misery that one cannot help seeing about one, even in places like the street in front of the Paris Opera. He tells how all his joie de vivre left him on a hunting excursion three years previously when on a dismal day a doctor passing by in a carriage asked him to help carry a woman dying of dysentery back to her home, and how what he saw there shocked him to the roots.
 A dismal and depressing view if life here on earth, told with passion and emotion.
244 1886-06-22 In the Bushes

aka :
 In the Wood ;
 In the Woods
Au bois comedy The mayor of a village near Paris is alerted by his security guard that he had arrested a rather elderly, distinctly overweight and unglamorous Parisian couple for having been found committing a moral outrage in the bushes on the outskirts of the village. The mayor and the reader then are treated to the lady’s interesting explanation of why she had insisted on returning to the scene of a long-regretted and long-lasting frustration of her youthful days.
 An interesting sociological-sexual situation that somehow seems too caricatural to have the intended emotional effect.
245 1886-07-20 Day of Celebration
Jour de fête solitude The narrator flees from the city on the national holiday, detesting the sounds and noises of the madding crowd in a spirit of rebellion against celebrating and being gay when the government tells one to do so. He wanders along a river bank admiring the solitude and the intense concentratIon of the fishermen on the banks waiting so intently for a bite, and admires a solitary woman meditating on her own on a terrace. He stays for the night in a little village, only to be woken up by the clamour of the village youngsters celebrating the national holiday as loudly as possible, and to get away from it all he seeks shelter in a secluded church, where he is alone until the woman he had seen on the terrace comes silently into the church, goes up to the alter and is shaken by tears there. He feels almost moved to tears himself, and the chronicle ends with the thought “If the churches are closed down, where will women go to cry ?”
 An original, rather anti-social portrayal of the emotions of solitary beings.
246 1886-08-03 A Family
Une famille drama The narrator recounts how he went to visit an old friend whom he hadn’t seen for fifteen years in the provincial town where he had settled down. The friend, previously so close to him, so alert, dynamic and alive, was now barely recognisable as he had put on so much weight, had become a conformist local notable and had acquired a (dull, frowsy) wife and five children. The dinner with the family, including the wife’s very aged, almost deaf and quite incapacitated father, turned our to be more than disagreeable because of the way everyone had so much fun teasing the old man about his appetite and tantalising him with tidbits held just out of reach. The story ends shortly afterwards with the narrator more disenchanted than ever with the awfulness of a bourgeois family life.
 Not the author’s most convincing denunciation of the shallowness of the middle-class way of life, though.
247 1886-08-05 The Devil
Le diable comedy The local doctor is explaining to the peasant farmer Honoré that his elderly mother is on the point of dying and is unlikely to last the night, and warns him not to leave her alone, which Honoré would like to do because the colza is ripe and has to be brought in, or else the doctor would not take care of him when it was his turn to go. So Honoré has to hire the surveillance services of the village specialist in the matter, La Rapet, that however risks to almost ruin him as La Rapet charges by the day and the old lady is so tough that she might last out the night and even longer. A fIxed sum is negotiated and la Rapet is faced with a problem as the old mother does indeed last longer than the doctor expected. She does find a satisfactory solution to her problem, though, just in time.
 An amusing little tale full of atmosphere, even if the peasant population is depicted, as usual, in a highly unflattering albeit effectively comic light.
248 1886-08-31 A Divorce Case
Un cas de divorce mental illness A lawyer pleads the divorce case of a woman who has been beaten and totally rejected by her young husband who has apparently lost his senses, as shown by extracts from the man’s notebook, detailing his sudden distaste for the physical aspect of a marriage relationship and his growing fondness or rather extreme passion for flowers, which among all their other wonderful qualities reproduce themselves so much more elegantly than humans.
 A strange and impressive foray into the realm of mental illness, a realm of recurring interest to the author and one that he succumbed to only a few years later.
249 1886-09-01 The Inn

aka : The Hostelry
L’auberge drama The young Ulrich and the older Gaspard take care of the Hauser family’s inn on the Gemmi pass high up in the Swiss Alps throughout the winter months, and it is not an easy task, as they are completely snowed in there for almost six months. Towards the end Gaspard goes out hunting for mountain goats in particularly cold weather and doesn’t come back when expected, so Ulrich has to go out to try and find him. This is the story of how he tried to do that and how he finally cracked under the strain of loneliness and fear of the unknown elements that he felt all around their isolated shelter.
 A rather eerie and unusual story, perfectly credible and most dramatic in the end. The only alpine story in the Maupassant opus.
250 1886-09-02 The Question of Latin

aka :
 This Business of Latin
La question du latin solitude The narrator remembers his latin classes with Father Piquedent, an expert in the language of Ciceron who was famous for the remarkable achievements of his boarding-school pupils in the local and national Latin competitions. The narrator had had lessons from the narrator in his flat in town, and they had become friendly, the priest finally revealing his distress at being isolated and penniless and incapable of doing anything but teach Latin. The narrator, already at eighteen a fairly gay bachelor, uses his charm and wits to find another future for the Father.
 A straightforward, naturalistic tale of solitude in an academic environment that ends satisfactorily and even happily for the Father and the reader too.
251 1886-10-05 The Marquis de Fumerol

aka :
 The Marquis of Fumerol
Le marquis de Fumerol satire Roger recounts to his royalist circle of friends how his ultra-royalist parents had reacted when news arrived of the imminent death of his mother’s brother, the marquis de Fumerol. There would be a serious political scandal if the free-thinking and libertarian marquis, the black sheep of the family, passed away without receiving last rites in due form from the Church, so they rushed off with a priest to his (decrepit, working-class) dwelling where they were rebuffed in no uncertain terms by the marquis and the two ladies of light morals who were with him. But in view of the important political issues at stake (monarchism vs anti-clerical socialism) the family would just not take no for an answer.
 A political parody with punch that is rather a lot of fun.
252 1886-10-11 The Farmer

aka : The Farmer’s Wife
Le fermier love story The narrator accompanies the baron du Treilles to his hunting grounds in Normandy, where they are met by a farmer who’s obviously completely devoted to the baron. After dinner when the man had retired the baron recounts the marriage of the man and the reason why he and the baron are on such close terms, and it is a sad one indeed.
 A quite wonderful evocation of the Norman countryside as a bonus to this emotional story.
253 1886-10-26 The Horla

aka :
 Le Horla ;
 Modern Ghosts

9,400-word novelette
Le Horla super-naturalism The narrator starts his recital of recent events by recalling how splendidly he had been feeling in his home in the countryside near Rouen, and how his spirits had then progressively declined and he had become constantly overtaken by a feeling of extreme nervousness and fatigue. Worse, he had become conscious of an invisible and very mysterious presence about him that somehow controlled his will and even his actions. His notes become ever more distressed and anguished about the manifestations of this domineering force as he mobilises all his energies and inventiveness to eliminate the mysterious being who seemed to have come from far off – Brazil at least, as other similar cases were reported there – and it all finishes very, very badly indeed.
 The theme of “magnetism” and esoteric unseen powers was very much in fashion at the time of its publication, encouraged greatly by the exploits of the hypnotist Mesmer, and this is probably the most powerful work ever on the theme, brilliantly developed by Maupassant in many penetrating passages. Although the subject has lost much of its impact though over time, read as an exploration of the development of the process of mental sickness it can and should be considered as a masterpiece.
 This was the title story in the Maupassant’s twelfth collection of stories, Le Horla (May, 1887). The final 9400-word version published in that collection is a development of this somewhat shorter version.
 the title can be interpreted as "The Thing Out There" (le hors-là, "the out-there").
254 1886-11-09 The Hole

aka :
 Our Spot ;
 The Fishing Hole ;
 The Spot
Le trou fishing story Léopold, a passionate Sunday-fisherman (a Parisian carpet-repairer the rest of the week) and his wife, who always go to a special spot on the Seine where the fish always bite, get there late one Sunday and find that their spot has been occupied by another fisherman, who not only refuses to give it up but who proceeds to pull in a superb catch of prize fish. Sharp comments end up being made by Léopold’s sharp-tongued wife, the other fellow’s spouse replies in kind and soon there is a royal battle underway that ends up badly and in court. The author nicely captures the petty mentalities of the various antagonists – not to mention the atmosphere of fishing on that very special river – but we have trouble today adhering to his ill-concealed contempt for the common man.
 Possibly meant to be humorous somehow, the fact is that the fatal fate of the enemy fisherman is no joke.
255 1886-11-23 A Cry of Alarm

aka : A Warning Note
Cri d’alarme the battle of the sexes A discussion of extra-marital relations in the form of a letter from a young man explaining his liberal but nevertheless innocent views on the matter and the disturbing comments of his married mistress on the question one wine-fuelled evening when he pursued the discussion particularly intently. 8
256 1886-12-07 Love
Amour hunting story Sub-titled “Three Pages From the Notebook of a Hunter”, this rough tale recounts the excitement felt by a passionate hunter going out in the middle of the night with a companion waiting for the wild ducks in the nearby swamp to wake up and be shot. There is a particularly sad episode at the end illustrating the tremendous attachment to each other of a couple of wild ducks who have the misfortune to fly too near to the human “heroes” of the story.
 From a hunter’s point of view this (short) story is quite perfect, for the other participants distinctly less so.
257 1886-12-21 Clochette

aka :
 Dot-and-Carry ;
Clochette the feminine condition The narrator remembers how kind Clochette, a handicapped sewing-woman who came once a week to his family home in his youth to do mending, had always been to him, telling him an endless number of fantastic stories that he had never forgotten. One day he had found Clochette dead on the floor, and, having hidden in a corner out of distress, he had overheard the doctor tell how Clochette had received the terrible injury that had changed her life forever at the age of seventeen.
 A sad story indeed, with a very strong social sting.
258 1887-01-01 A Vagabond

aka : The Tramp #2
Le vagabond crime story Jacques is an unemployed carpenter who has been walking for forty days all over the country looking for work of any kind, mostly unsuccessfully, as the farther away from his home town he goes, the more hostile one and all are to wandering strangers. On the verge of starvation he breaks into a house for food and drink and makes off with a bottle of cognac, and then bad goes to worse and he has committed an unpardonable crime.
 We are most effectively led to understand the social conditions leading up to Jacque’s crime, but not everyone will be able to consider it as complacently as the author.
259 1887-01-07 A New Year’s Gift
Étrennes the battle of the sexes Jacques is writing letters to his close friends on New Year’s Day when his lady friend Irène arrives unexpectedly in a very distraught state, on the verge of tears, because her husband, whom Jacques had always thought to be a mild, civilized, understanding man of the world, had not only beaten her but had told her to cut off all relations with Jacques or else leave house and home. Which she didn’t want to do, to preserve her standing in society. A crisis that will reveal the true feelings of both Jacques and Irène.
 Smart and sophisticated, albeit immoral in an old-fashioned way, of course.
260 1887-01-18 Madame Hermet
Madame Hermet mental illness The author-narrator begins with the remark that the subject of mental illness had always attracted him, and illustrates this with an account of a visit he had made to an institution for the mentally ill where he had participated in an interview with a certain Madame Hermet, who had always been excessively attentive to her health and was now absolutely convinced that she had marks all over her face and could not be persuaded otherwise. After the interview the institution’s doctor had told the narrator about the family event that had caused her relapse into such a profound state of mental imbalance.
 A rather morbid exploration of the world of the mentally insane that cannot but leave the reader ill at ease, which was no doubt the author’s objective.
261 1887-01-23 Epiphany
Les rois war story Captain de Garens remembers the dramatic Epiphanyhe spent in a village that his unit was guarding against the Prussians during the War of 1870, when they had been having a feast with confiscated goods, fowls and wine in the company of the village priest and three ladies. When shots were heard in the middle of the rather joyous dinner they all rushed out to find that blood had in fact been spilt and their dinner spoiled.
 Not a particularly glorious event on the whole, although the tale well evokes the tense atmosphere of tense soldiers in a tense war zone.
262 1887-03-29 One Night’s Entertainment

aka :
 The Wrong House ;
 The Noncommissioned Officer
Une soirée #2 comedy The sub-officer Varajou decides to take a week-long leave at his sister’s home in Vannes in Brittany, as although he had never gotten on well with his straight-laced sister or her boring husband at least he wasn’t in debt to her as he was with all the other members of the family. The first evening meal was not at all as luxurious as he would have liked and there wasn’t even any wine, so he went off right after dinner to spend time in the town’s main café, where after his cognac he asked for directions to a place where “one has a good time”. After a moment of misunderstanding he was directed to the local “house”, but got his directions mixed up and has a most embarrassing time of it.
 Simplistically crude humour of the adolescent variety, even though it’s acceptably immoral, anti-bourgeois and contemptuous of life in small towns.
263 1887-05-03 The Door
La porte love story Karl analyses for his friends the three kinds of husbands with unfaithful wives – the blind ones, the clear-sighted ones and the weak ones. But he once came across one of another special kind, that he proceeds to tell us about – a most friendly and accommodating husband who invited Karl to visit him and his wife in their country residence, and there kept him under close surveillance until one night during an artistic discussion a door is inadvertently opened on purpose and Karl finally gets the message.
 A clever story masterfully recounted.
264 1887-05-17 The Baroness

aka : Bric-a-Brac
La baronne the feminine condition Visiting a very expensive art-dealer’s installation, when the narrator’s companion enquires about a remarkable Renaissance painting of Christ that he had seen there previously the art dealer explains how the eponymous baroness, who had come to him in desperation to ask for a sizeable loan, had managed to acquire the precious and very costly painting herself less than two years later.
 The smooth ways of smooth and not always irreproachable people make good reading when written about by a master of words like Maupassant.
265 1887-05-31 The Dead Woman

aka :
 The Dead Girl ;
 Was it a Dream ?
La morte super-naturalism The narrator had been madly in love with his beloved mistress, who had died suddenly after catching pneumonia in a rainstorm one evening after only one year of their life together. Not long after the funeral the narrator spends the whole night wandering around the cemetery where he sees strange things and learns the terrible truth about his fate of his mistress.
 A suitably eerie atmosphere for a ghastly ghost story.
266 1887-06-14 The Night

aka : Night. A Nightmare
La nuit life in Paris Opening nicely with “I love the night with passion” (and explaining why), continuing with “The day tires me and bores me” (and explaining why) and then with “But when the sun goes down a confused joy, a joyous feeling of my whole body, invades me” (and explaining why), the narrator recounts a night-time walk throughout the length of Paris and back, describing his nocturnal emotions and the essence of the Paris of his time in remarkable depth. But all alone so late at night the environment loses its charm and becomes eerie in the extreme, a living nightmare, that ends badly, of course, this being Maupassant.
 A masterful poem in prose !
267 1887-06-15 Madame Husson’s "Rosier"

aka :
 Madama Husson’s Rose-King ;
 Madama Husson’s May King ;
 An Enthusiast
Le Rosier de Madame Husson comedy The narrator stops off unexpectedly at the ancient town of Gisors in Normandy when his train breaks down just after passing it on its way to Rouen, and calls upon an old friend who lives there, who has become immoderately plump and is now immoderately proud of his adopted town. After a very gastronomic lunch they visit the historic town, and cross a middle-aged figure in the last stages of inebriety whose story is colourfully recounted by his host.
The fellow is called a ’Rosier’ (rose-king) because of a contest a very virtuous and strict leading lady of the town had organized to honour a ’Rosière’ (rose-queen), the town’s purest and most irreproachable young girl, with roses and the sizeable prize of 500 francs. However not a single girl in the town turned out to be above suspicion of having faulted, so they awarded the prize to a very timid and chaste 20-year-old boy who thus became Mme Husson’s ’Rosier’. However the celebration didn’t turn out as expected.
 This colourful tale was the title story of Maupassant’s thirteenth collection of stories, Le Rosier de Madame Husson (1888).
268 1887-07-19 The Rabbit
Le lapin comedy Early one morning a servant-girl announces to Maître Lecacheur, a wealthy farmer and mayor of his village, that someone had just stolen one of his prized rabbits. The mayor suspects Polyte, a layabout he had recently laid off for having been insolent, and sends the gendarmes off to find him, probably at the home of a certain Severin, a somewhat simple-minded shepherd whose wife was known to have been seeing Polyte lately. So the gendarmes do a very thorough search of the Severin home, and the culprit is found and arrested. Eight days later the mayor finds Severin waiting for him in his office, wanting to know if he had the legal right to beat his wife in view of her misbehaviour.
 A very simple tale told simply largely in dialect, with a certain air of urbane superiority to primitive country people that is not as amusing as the author seems to think it is.
269 1887-07-26 The Father #2
Le père #2 drama After 15 years of the hectic, corrupt and corrupting life in Paris, Jean de Valnoix has retired to the family home in the woods by a river in the centre of France where the narrator is visiting him for a couple of weeks of comradeship and conversation. The servant reminds Jean that it is the day of the year when he is visited by a gypsy woman, and Jean tells the narrator and us about how he met this interesting person and just why she is so grateful to him.
 A nice story with large implications, just beautifully told.
270 1887-08-23 The Orderly
L’ordonnance drama The elaborate funeral ceremony for the deceased wife of the distinguished Colonel de Limousin, who had married his much-younger late wife, the daughter of a comrade in arms, three years before. On coming home he finds a letter from his late wife that confesses her secret love affair with one of his officers, without saying which one. The strait-laced Colonel is devastated and the story ends violently and tragically.
 Not a gladdening tale but a saddening one that is just about entirely credible, even though all marriages with a large age difference between the spouses don’t always end so badly, thank goodness.
271 1887-09-27 Moiron
Moiron crime story Mr. Moiron was a highly respected teacher in the north of France whose three children had all died of pneumonia within a short space of time. He had become particularly attentive to the young people under his care, buying them presents and treating them all tenderly. But several of them died mysteriously after a while, and the senior magistrate who tells the story had been brought in to investigate.
 A grim story that perhaps has something to say about the criminal tendencies lurking out there in the most unsuspected souls.
272 1887-11-01 The Murderer

aka : The Assassin
L’assassin crime story A suave lawyer explains to the court why his client, an honourable employee with the most conservative values and rigid morals, had attacked – and killed – his long-standing employer with scissors when the employer had given him notice on the grounds of the behaviour of his wife.
 A simplistic critique of strait-laced morality, of simple-minded people who adhere too easily to the established values and of insensitive company owners – but not of the judicial system, that let the killer go scot-free !
273 1887-11-14 Duchoux
Duchoux drama On coming out of yet another evening of cards at his Parisian club the wealthy baron de Mordiane is overtaken with a wave of boredom at his solitary existence and on an impulse decides to travel down to the Mediterranean to meet at long last the illegitimate son he had had in his youthful days and had never seen, although he had adequately provided for his future. Off he goes with his valet to meet Duchoux (a reference to illegitimacy) as his son has been named, who is now an architect in the countryside near Marseille, where he discusses business with the fellow under an assumed name in the midst of his large family and considerable dirt and disorder. The baron’s illusions about starting off a new family life with his offspring become rapidly clear to him and he quickly returns to his Parisian way of life.
 An interesting but very snobbish portrait of the contrast between a happily married man and his happily unmarried biological father.
274 1887-11-29 Conversations
Comment on cause the battle of the sexes Starting off with the abrupt declaration that “society people are of a special kind, remarkable above all for their complete ignorance” and continuing with a scathing portrait of the emptiness and tediousness of the conversations in high-society circles, the text then provides a series of increasingly catty and venomous examples of conversations on the favourite topic of their get-togethers, adultery.
 An admittedly well-put and even amusing diatribe, but the subject can rapidly become rather tedious after too much repetition...
275 1887-12-01 The Man From Mars
L’homme de Mars mental illness A stranger enters the narrator’s abode in Etretat on the Norman coast and after explaining that a) although he sounds like a madman he isn’t ; b) there is a ton of good scientific reasons to think that there’s intelligent life on Mars ; c) that he has seen what looked like a shooting star but when it shot down into the sea just off the coast he saw that it was probably a space-ship from Mars that had gone out of control.
 Interesting, but unfortunately science has advanced since then and we can only conclude now that the fellow was in fact a bit off his rocker.
276 1888-01-10 The Rival Pins

aka : The Double Pins
Les épingles the battle of the sexes Two young fellows are talking about women – what else ? – in a café on the boulevards and one of them tells how his well-organised life with scheduled visits on different days of the week by his two mistresses was shattered when one of them noticed a pin that had been left by the other and started communicating with her by means of her own (slightly-different) pins.
 Smooth, sophisticated, cynical, clever, charming in its misogynist Maupassantian way.
277 1888-02-21 Divorce

aka : A Fair Exchange
Divorce the battle of the sexes A man comes into a famous divorce-lawyer’s office to ask him to sue for divorce, explaining that his wife had originally publicly offered a dowry of 2.5 million francs to any prospective husband, an offer that the fellow, whose notarial business was struggling, had accepted. But after a while she was regularly absent at certain times in the day, so he followed her and had one heck of a surprise, or rather several.
 A shaky story with a shaky dénouement.
278 1888-02-29 Our Letters
Nos lettres love story The narrator is staying with dear friends in their family manor and has been put in the room named after Aunt Rose, whose rather strait-laced, inelegant portrait is hanging on the wall. Waking up in the middle of the night he decides to write letters and, looking for writing-paper in the old desk, discovers a nicely-hidden long needle that opens a secret compartment, where Rosa had hidden two precious letters that the narrator reads for us.
 A powerful story told with great intensity.
279 1888-03-29 The Mother Superior’s Twenty-Five francs

aka :
 The Twenty-Five francs of the Mother Superior
Les 25 francs de la supérieure comedy Pavilly is an itinerant farm-worker and a natural clown with an odd physique and a gift for making everyone laugh at his antics and jokes. But he has an accident fooling around on a loaded farm-wagon, breaks a leg falling off, and is carried to the local convent to have it mended. Where he has great success with the Mother Superior with his joyful mimics and antics and his help with the services as he gets better, so that when he has to leave she gives him twenty-five francs. That he promptly spends in a tavern getting so inebriated that within an hour he is back at the Mother Superior’s establishment with another broken leg (the other one).
 A surprisingly successful story of a very silly fellow with a nice countryside atmosphere.
280 1888-08-16 The Parrot

aka :
 Lost at Sea ;
 The Drowned Man
Le noyé the feminine condition Patin is the owner of a fishing-boat who drinks too much and is particularly brutal with his formerly-lovely wife Désirée, who’s terrified of him. He fails to come back after a monumental storm, but Désirée is nevertheless afraid that he may have escaped somehow from the sinking of his boat, and even three years later is driven to hysterics when a pet parrot she had bought to keep her company starts swearing roughly at her exactly like her hopefully-former husband Patin. Not a good idea on the part of the parrot !
N.B. : The parrot is a clear reference to the celebrated story “A Simple Soul” (Un cœur simple) by Maupassant’s mentor and intimate friend Gustave Flaubert.
 Cruel but dramatic and amusing in a crude, rough, primitive way.
281 1888-10-21 The Cripple
L’infirme love story A disabled man with crutches is helped into the narrator’s train compartment by his valet, and as the train gets underway the narrator is sure that he has seen him somewhere before. They introduce themselves and the man turns out to be the Lieutenant (later Captain) Revalière, whom the narrator had met at a reception twelve years previously, before the 1870 war, and who had had both his legs blown off by a cannon ball in the war. The former lieutenant had been engaged to a splendid young woman but the terrible wound had put an end to that. He had never married, somewhat to the narrator’s surprise, as Revalière was carrying a number of children’s toys with him. We find out why at the end and that is a moving moment indeed.
 A small masterpiece of understated emotional power.
282 1888-10-29 A Portrait

aka : The Portrait
Un portrait love story On seeing the celebrated man-about-town and ladies’ man Milial nearby the narrator asks a friend to introduce him, as he is curious about just why the fellow is so attractive to women. He strikes up a conversation with Milial and finds himself rapidly under his subtle charm, feeling as if he had known him for ages. Milial invites him for lunch in two days’ time and the narrator, who has arrived early, is shown into a salon where he sits for a while looking at a portrait of a fascinating young woman, who appears to be smiling in an almost sad manner. When Milial arrives he explains who the woman in the portrait was, and the narrator understands the secret of the man’s attractiveness.
 Not gay, but a most attractive story indeed.
283 1889-01-05 Hautot and Son

aka :
 Hautot & Son ;
 Hautot and his Son ;
 Hautot Senior and Hautot Junior
Hautot père et fils love story Hautot father is an imposing, very wealthy and very strict Norman farmer and a keen hunter – but there is a bad accident on the opening day of the hunting season and he is mortally wounded. He tells his son on his dying bed about his secret love-life away from home, and his son solemnly promises to visit the woman in question and look after her. A daunting prospect indeed for the rather timid and traditional-minded son, but he does go to see her and things work out better than expected.
 Told in a straight-forward fashion with no flourishes, this tale rings true and quietly but surely succeeds in touching the heart of the reader.
284 1889-01-19 One Evening
Un soir life in Algeria At the end of a long trip through the Atlas mountains in Algeria the narrator meets an old school comrade who had settled down there and who takes him on a spectacular nighttime fishing expedition. Afterwards, on the terrace of his town house overlooking the port, he had recounted his unhappy marriage in Marseilles that had decided him to leave the metropolis for ever.
 Full of atmosphere, it is hard not to agree with the narrator’s conclusion that “certain encounters, certain inexplicable combinations of things, without having anything particularly exceptional, contain a decidedly greater amount of the secret quintessence of life than what is normally disseminated each day.
285 1889-01-22 Boitelle
Boitelle life in Normandy Boitelle is a fellow who does the dirtiest work going – cleaning out sewers, ditches, dung-heaps, etc. He explains that he has to work at something to feed his large family – he has had fourteen children – and that he would’ve become a worker like the others if his parents hadn’t opposed his wishes when he was young and had fallen head over heels in love with a black woman, whom they had forbidden him to marry because of the colour of her skin.
 An honest and finally quite powerful account of the rejection of black-skinned people by the simple folk in the Norman countryside in those far-off days.
286 1889-02-10 Allouma

7,600-word novelette
Allouma life in Algeria On a walking tour of the mountains in the west of Algeria the narrator, who has quite lost his way, receives hospitality from a French colonist, M. Auballe, who had established a vineyard in that wild region. The dinner conversation turns rapidly of course to the subject of women, and M. Auballe explains at length and in detail his relations with his mistress Allouma, a somewhat mysterious and particularly lovely native girl his devoted servant Mohammed had procured for him.
 A splendid account of the wild land in that part of the world at the time, but thoroughly imbued with an overweening male-superiority and European-superiority ideology that is just insufferable in our more egalitarian and liberated age. Literary works must be judged on their literary merits, certainly, but a red line has to be drawn somewhere, and it has been crossed here.
 This was the lead story of Maupassant’s fourteenth collection of stories in 1889 La Main Gauche (a title that alludes to adultery, a feature of most of the stories in the collection, although not this one).
287 1889-02-23 The Rendezvous

aka : The Assignation
Le rendez-vous the battle of the sexes Madame Haggan leaves her residence in the centre of Paris for yet another rendezvous with her lover, the handsome young count Martelet, and decides to walk there for once instead of taking the usual taxi-coach. On the way she stops off to rest on a park bench to think about whether she really should be doing what she’s doing in view if the risk of being discovered, and starts wondering if her diminishing attraction for the count is really worth all the trouble. An unexpected encounter on leaving the park solves her dilemma about whether or not to carry on with the planned rendezvous.
 A naughty and amusing and charming marital adventure.
288 1889-03-15 The Port

aka : In Port
Le port prostitution After a very long four-year voyage all over the world a sturdy three-master, the Notre-Dame-des-Vents, finally comes back to port in Marseilles and most of the sailors go out on leave together, led by Célestin, a tough, experienced Brittany sailor, to visit the red-light district. They end up in one of the nicer places there and the whole night is spent by one and all drinking, going up and down the stairs, singing and spending all their wages of the past six months. At the end of the night, not quite as inebriated as most of his companions, Célestin starts asking the husky girl who has been his choice for the night about her life, and after a while she asks him if he knows where the ship Notre-Dame-des-Vents is ! Célestin’s astonishment rapidly leads to the discovery of just who the girl is, and it is a shocking one.
 A sad story about the sordid world of prostitution.
289 1889-05-10 The Mask
Le masque drama At a costume ball in Montmartre one of the lead dancers, a last-minute replacement for one of the star performers, plunges into the crowd after a frenetic number and falls into a dead faint. A doctor is called for, who rapidly appears – a university professor who was present at the ball – who not without difficulty cuts off his complicated mask and discovers that the fellow is of quite advanced age and has almost lost his senses. The doctor accompanies the man to his tiny little apartment in a run-down dwelling nearby where his wife explains that her husband is an incorrigible woman-chaser, a former assistant to a high-society hairdresser and an accomplished dancer, who just couldn’t adjust to his white hair and ageing physique and always wore his mask at public balls to maintain the appearance of youthfulness and keep his hopes of further conquests alive.
 A powerful parable of the eternal psychological drama of ageing, told with feeling by the long-suffering and very devoted wife.
290 1889-07-13 The Test
L’épreuve drama M. Bondel has retired after a lifetime of hard work in commerce to the town of Saint-Germain with his wife, where they can at last peacefully enjoy life. But their conversations tend to become conflictual as they both are pretty stubborn and Madame has a particularly sharp tongue. Things become tense when Monsieur talks about a friendly neighbour only to hear his wife not only scornfully remark that the fellow has horns because his wife hasn’t been faithful to him, but also bursts out laughing when M. Bondel declares that he personally would know right away if his wife was ever unfaithful. So Bondel starts to have doubts, and decides to settle them by going to Paris and bringing back a surprise visitor – the old friend of the family whom they hadn’t seen for some time. Big mistake !
 Typically cynical and contemptuous of the mentality of the middle class (aka petite bourgeoisie) of both sexes, but amusing nevertheless.
291 1889-09-02 Alexandre

aka : Alexander
Alexandre love story Alexandre has been serving the now-retired Captain Maramballe and his wife for thirty-five years and today like every day he pushes the old and invalid Madame on a wheelchair for a walk under the lime trees. They inevitably talk about the Captain and his unpleasantly brutal behaviour and when Madame asks Alexandre why he had stayed with them for so long he makes a rather surprising declaration.
 A simple tale told with sure effect.
292 1889-09-16 The Magic Couch

aka :
 The Lull-a-Bye ;
 The Putter-to-Sleep
L’endormeuse suicide On admiring the splendour of a river scene on a lovely day the narrator reads about the startlingly high number of suicides every year, starts to imagine the horrible physical suffering of the victims in their final moments and then in a dreamy state of mind imagines a society where there’s a special facility enabling sufferers to finish their days painlessly and peacefully – a facility that he visits in his dream. But just as he is testing one of the pleasant-smelling gases used in the establishment (!) he is woken up by a watchman on his way to take care of the corpse of yet another probable suicide found in the river.
 An effective, imaginative meditation on an eternal problem – one that notably preoccupied the author in his last years.
293 1890-02-07 Fly – Reminiscences of a Boatsman

aka :
 Mouche (Reminiscences of a Boatsman) ;
 Mouche : A Rowing Man’s Reminiscences
Mouche boating on the Seine The narrator recounts the time of his youth between the ages of twenty and thirty when he would go out boating on the Seine on every possible occasion with four friends. All that was lacking was a girl to enliven their get-togethers and that was provided by one of them when he arrived with the dynamic, gay and almost bizarre Fly (Mouche), who soon became on intimate terms with all of them, although the original escort maintained exclusive rights on weekends. And one day Fly announced that she was pregnant…
 A frank, liberal, libertarian account of youthful mores, highlighted by the loveliness of the river Seine where the story takes place. And it doesn’t end quite as badly as one might expect !
294 1890-02-19 The Olive Grove

aka :
 The Grove of Olives ;
 The Olive Orchard ;

8,900-word novelette
Le champ d’oliviers drama The abbot Vilbois, a vigorous and highly-respected priest has exercised for twenty years in the Mediterranean port of Garandou. He had renounced his former high-society life in Paris as the baron of Vilbois twenty-five years earlier after his religious conversion, when his mistress had declared that she was pregnant with the child of another man. But one day a very dirty, run-down and rough young tramp arrives declaring to be the priest’s natural son. An intense and penetrating encounter that ends very dramatically.
 A well-developed investigation of the theme of illegitimacy in a religious framework, most effective.
295 1890-04-02 Useless Beauty

aka :
 Idle Beauty ;
 Mother of Invention
L’inutile beauté the battle of the sexes The elegant and very beautiful Countess of Mascaret is on the point of leaving in her coach for a promenade in the Bois de Boulogne when her husband asks if he can join her. She agrees with clenched lips and in the coach she tells him that she’s fed up with his insane and brutal jealousy and with her situation that has kept her out of Parisian social life because of the constant pregnancies that he had literally forced upon her so that she has had seven children over the eleven years of their marriage. When he brutally insists on his marital prerogatives she asks him to come with her to a church, where she swears before God that one of the seven children is not his, but refuses to say which one. The count, in a state of shock, leaves Paris and takes up a new, more relaxed and dissolute life-style. Truth will out in the end, though.
 A wordy but eloquent discourse on the rights and (mostly) wrongs of the married state, recounted in masterful style.
 This was the title story of Maupassant’s fifteenth and last collection of stories, L’inutile beauté (1890).
296 1890-04-06 Who Knows ?

aka :
 Who Can Tell ? ;
 Who Can Know ?
Qui sait ? mental illness A man who has always felt uneasy in the presence of others explains the very strange not to say supernatural events that had led to his admission into an institute for mentally disturbed persons.
 The supernatural elements are presented in a naturalistic framework, however, that lessons the credibility of this interesting account of the descent into mental illness.
297 1891-01-09 Tombstones

aka :
 The Graveyard Sisterhood ;
 Laid to Rest ;
 Graveyard Sirens
Les tombales love story The narrator recounts an adventure he had when visiting the tombstone of a former mistress in the Montmartre Cemetery.
 A darned good story, packed with the cynicism and the charm so typical of the author.
298 1893-03-08 The Pedlar

aka : The Peddler
Le colporteur drama The narrator goes boating on the Seine and walks back to his Parisian abode through the suburbs at night where he meets a pedlar coming back from a day’s work, who is only too happy to have company in those dangerous parts at nighttime. His day’s work had been particularly successful and he insists that the narrator come to have a glass of wine at his home to celebrate, but what the narrator saw there pretty well spoiled his day.
 An excellent albeit not particularly gay text, full of atmosphere. It was the very last text the brilliant author published before his untimely and tragic death shortly afterwards at the age of 42.
299 1900 Afterwards

aka :
 After ;
 Looking Back
Après solitude After the children had gone to bed after tenderly wishing goodnight to the abby Mauduit who had come to dinner as usual every Thursday, the countess de Saville asks him whether he doesn’t regret having been unable to have children of his own. The abby recounts his tortured loneliness during his youth and the awful incident that decided him to embark upon a life dedicated to the service of others.
 A moving final text.
300 1921-11-15
The Doctor Héraclius Gloss

15,600-word novelette
Le docteur Héraclius Gloss satire The doctor in question is a very respectable citizen who spends all of his time, apart from copious daily lunches (always of roast quail) and weekly visits with two learned friends, searching for ancient manuscripts that will enable him to penetrate deeper than anyone before into the mysterious world of philosophy. And one day he discovers a manuscript about the transmigration of souls and becomes a fervent enthusiast of the doctrine of metempsychosis, to the point of renouncing to eat animals of any sort, even quail, because they might be a reincarnation of someone expiating in that form his or her errors in a previous existence. To cut a long story short, he ends up in the municipal insane asylum (twice !) after finally renouncing that doctrine, but then nevertheless seeking to eliminate as many animals in his neighbourhood (!) as possible.
 This spoof in a heavily satirical tone of the Parisian manias and events of the time is too caricatural to evoke any real interest for the modern reader after the first dozen or so of its thirty mini-chapters.


no. date English_Title________ Original_Title______ Genre Synopsis/Comments_____________________________________ Source______________
1 1880-10 A Page of Unpublished History

aka : A Page of History
Une page d’histoire inédite historical essay The author recounts a little-known incident in the life of Napoleon that almost changed the course of world history. Buonaparte had overheard a conversation between the nationalist hero Paoli and a subordinate revealing that Paoli was about to declare the independence of Corsica with the help of the English. Realising that the young man, who belonged to a family opposed to Paoli, had overheard the conversation and would reveal the plan to the authorities, Paoli charged one of his men to eliminate the future Emperor – but the man warned Napoleon instead, who fled to France and fame. In his will, Napoleon bestowed 20,000 francs on the man who had saved his life those many years beforehand.
 This interesting historical anecdote, published in Le Gaulois on Oct. 27 1880, was included in a recent English-language anthology of Maupassant’s fiction (which it isn’t).
1909 Anthology V. X
2 1882-05-01 Laughable Conflicts Conflits pour rire essay In the form of a public letter on the subject of the frequent conflicts between state and religion at the time, this militant text cites a scene in a Brittany village where the local priest was discovered mutilating the primitive sculpture on the frontal of his ancient church because it revealed too openly the natural attributes of its Adam and Eve figures, to illustrate the author’s conviction that the education system must not be influenced by literal interpretations of the Bible.
 Never included in any of the fifteen collections of his short fiction published by Maupassant during his lifetime, this article, published in Gil Blas on May 1, 1882, was included in the authoritative Pléiade edition of his collected stories in France in 1974 and has since been included in most digital collections of his short fiction, but it is nevertheless a (short) essay on the subject of religion in state schools, and not a work of fiction.
Wikipedia List
3 1882-11 The Englishman of Etretat L’Anglais d’Etretat chronicle On the well-publicised occasion of a visit to Victor Hugo by the English poet Swinburne, the author remembers meeting the non-conformist English poet fifteen years earlier in the Norman coast town of Etretat.
 This chronicle was published in the review Le Gaulois on November 4, 1882, and was the basis of Maupassant’s later study of Swinburne that he wrote for the French translation of Swinburne’s “Poems and Ballads” by Gabriel Mourey. It has been included in some digital collections of Maupassant’s stories at the end of the collection Le Rosier de madame Husson, but it was not included in any of the editions of that book published during the author’s lifetime. It is not a work of fiction.
Project Gutenberg, Delphi
4 1883-01 Women Who Dare Celles qui osent essay This essay on libertarian morality in the form of a letter to René Maizeroy, a well-known author and close friend of Maupassant’s, was the prefix to Maizeroy’s book Women Who Dare (Celles qui osent), published in January 1883.
 It has been included in some digital collections of Maupassant’s stories at the end of the collection Le Rosier de madame Husson, but it was not included in any of the editions of that book published during the author’s lifetime. It is not in any way a work of fiction.
Œuvres complètes Ed. Arvensa
5 1883-03 The Man-Girl

aka :
 The Effeminates
L’homme-fille essay A discourse on men – essentially frivolous young Parisian social climbers – who have feminine qualities of the more changing and inconsistent sort, that is not very complimentary to either sex.
 An essay and not a story, it forcefully expresses the author’s opinions on the subject, but does not have any fictional content, a story line, dialogues or characters.
Originally published in the Gil-Blas periodical on March 13, 1883, it was not included in any of the numerous collections of his stories published by Maupassant during his lifetime. It was however added posthumously to the collection Toine in a 1908 edition of his complete works, and has thereafter been (erroneously) included in most anthologies of Maupassant’s stories.
Wikipedia List, Project Gutenberg, Delphi
6 1884-04 Chronicle Chronique chronicle The author comments on two very recent criminal processes, whereby a) a young woman who threw a bottle of acid into the face of a rival for the attention of her lover was condemned to prison for one year ; and b) a husband who shot his wife’s lover was also sentenced to a year in prison. With much sarcasm and not a little indignation he lets us know clearly what he thinks of his country’s judicial system. But there is worse to come – he concludes with an account of the tragic damages a witch-doctor inflicted on a desperate woman’s ailing child in Italy and the hesitant attitude of the authorities there...
 This is a journalistic chronicle, one of Maupassant’s specialties, that has been included (erroneously, in our considered opinion) in several digital anthologies of Maupassant’s stories.
Wikipedia List
7 1884-12 Recollections Souvenirs #2 chronicle The author remembers visiting the fair in Rouen with Gustave Flaubert and the poet Louis Bouilhet.
 A chronicle published in the review Le Gaulois on December 4, 1884, it has been included in some digital editions of his stories at the end of the collection of stories Le Rosier de madame Husson­, but it was not included in any of the editions of that collection published during the author’s lifetime. It not a work of fiction.
Œuvres complètes Ed. Arvensa
8 1885-12 A Letter Une lettre chronicle In a chronicle published in the journal Gil Blas on Dec. 6, 1885, the author presents a letter he says he had received from a lonely young woman looking for a husband, asking him to intercede for her with his (preferably wealthy) friends. He proceeds to emit various hypothesis about who could have written the letter – an enemy to trap him, a friend as a joke, etc. – and concludes with an appeal to the public to help him out.
 Really a journalistic essay on the theme of mercantile marriages that was never published in any of the 15 collections of short stories published by Maupassant during his lifetime (or posthumously after his death until 1967).
Wikipedia List
9 1887-07 The Trip of The Horla

aka :
 From Paris to Heyst
Le voyage du Horla : de Paris à Heyst chronicle Maupassant vividly describes in this article, published in the newspaper Le Figaro on July 16, 1887 under the title De Paris à Heyst, the quite spectacular trip he took in The Horla, an ultra-modern balloon named after the story he had published the previous year, from Paris to the northern Belgian town of Heyst.
 It has sometimes been included in some posthumous editions of his collection of stories Le Horla, but was not included in any editions of that collection published during his lifetime. It’s a journalistic chronicle, not a work of fiction.
Project Gutenberg, Delphi
10 1889 La Main Gauche La Main Gauche anthology This is the title of the penultimate anthology of Maupassant stories published in 1889, containing 11 of his recent stories, none of which is called La Main Gauche. Wikipedia List


All of these supposed Maupassant stories appeared for the first time in one of the two Maupassant anthologies in English published in New York in 1903 and in 1909 (whose digitals versions can be consulted below), in neither of which are there any references to the original French titles of the stories in those anthologies, nor any mention of the original dates of publication or of the names of the (supposed) translators.

 None of them have any correspondence to the authentic French-language Maupassant stories contained in the authoritative French-language repertories of Maupassant’s works (see below).

 They are all deliberate fakes with a mostly salacious content aimed at titillating the Anglo-Saxon readers of the time with tales of a supposedly scandalous “gallic” nature.

 Many of them continue to be published in modern English-language anthologies of Maupassant’s works, and also to be (de facto fraudulently not to say scandalously) published separately and marketed by the main e-book platforms as authentic Maupassantia.

Title___________________ French Title Synopsis_________________________________________________________ Origin________________ Commercial
1  ? A Deer Park in the Provinces  ? in Vienna the aristocratic ladies do whatever they can to attract young officers. 1903 Anthology V. 6
2  ? A Fashionable Woman  ? The wife of an Austrian landowner attracts considerable attention from the participants in a restaurant in Vienna. 1903 Anthology V. 6
3  ? A Good Match  ? a cadet Hussar-sergeant meets with Angelica, a beauty in Vienna, but she won’t get involved with him because he isn’t an officer. A year later he sees Angelica’s portrait on the desk of his officer, who praises her purity to the skies. 1909 Anthology V. III You Tube
4  ? A Mésalliance  ? a German officer seduces a tailor’s daughter. 1903 Anthology V. 6
5  ? A Night in Whitechapel  ? a fellow is not impressed by the prostitutes in the slums of London. 1903 Anthology V. 5
6  ? A Rupture  ? a flighty but very jealous lover goes to a lot of trouble to find out what his mistress is doing while she’s away, and fails, so they end up separating. 1903 Anthology V. 5
7  ? A Useful House  ? a banker deceives his wife and gets into trouble while partying with his mistress. 1903 Anthology V. 5
8  ? An Adventure  ? the narrator recounts a low adventure in the low areas of Florence. 1903 Anthology V. 6
9  ? An Honest Deal  ? a poor student manages by miracle to spend a night with an actress in Vienna. 1903 Anthology V. 6
10  ? An Unfortunate Likeness  ? a fashionable painter recounts how he discovered that the woman he thought he loved looked a lot like her mother so he realized what she might be like in umpteen years in the future and gave up on her. 1903 Anthology V. 5
11  ? Babette  ? an unpleasant tale about very unpleasant people. 1903 Anthology V. 1 Barnes & Noble
12  ? Caught  ? an aristocratic woman has an affair with a Pole in Karlsbad. 1903 Anthology V. 5
13  ? Caught in the Very Act  ? A fellow just has to get caught with any woman whatever so as to have a convincing case for divorce. 1909 Anthology V. III
14  ? Corsican Bandits  ? The narrator starts off by describing how he and his guide had joined a group of Corsicans during a trek in the Corsican mountains, all of whom were carrying guns and all of whom turned out to be bandits. He then tells about a family of Corsican bandits who were never caught by the gendarmes and who dominated the entire region around their village but who were courteous to strangers.
 a vague imitation of the authentic and much more interesting Maupassant story A Corsican Bandit (Un bandit corse).
1909 Anthology V. X
15  ? Countess Satan  ? the narrator recounts meeting the eponymous woman in Naples. 1903 Anthology V. 5 Amazon, Waterstones
16  ? Delila  ? a free-living woman has an affair with a Hungarian nobleman in London. 1903 Anthology V. 6
17  ? False Alarm  ? a fellow lends his room to a friend for his amorous rendezvous while he’s away in Venice, but there’s a problem when there’s a raid on the room by angry rent collectors whom the illicit couple mistake for the lady’s husband. 1903 Anthology V. 1
18  ? Ghosts  ? This (uncharacteristically) violently anti-Catholic tale about a Jesuit priest tricking a father into disinheriting his son in favour of the Church (that turns out badly for the awful priest as the father eventually converts to Protestantism !) has no correspondence in any French-language text, by Maupassant or anyone else.
 Not to be confused with the titles "A Ghost" (aka The Apparition) or "Modern Ghosts" (aka The Horla)
1903 Anthology V. 5 You Tube,
19  ? Happiness #2  ? a popular uprising in the fifteenth century in an Italian city has put the previously-oppressed in power but the people are worse off than ever and greet the new military hero Hercules so warmly that there’s a danger of the new powers being overthrown in their turn, so they get a very attractive woman to distract H’s attention which she does very successfully. 1903 Anthology V. 6
20  ? In His Sweetheart’s Livery  ? a not very virtuous young woman has an affair with a poet in Budapest. 1903 Anthology V. 5
21  ? In Various Roles

aka : An Exotic Prince
 ? a young widow who has become a secret police agent has various adventures all over Europe and finally gets robbed by a false Brazilian adventurer in Switzerland. 1909 Anthology V. 5 ebay
22  ? Jeroboam  ? a minister’s wife in London sends her husband to Paris to learn about love. 1903 Anthology V. 3
23  ? Julot’s Opinion  ? a wealthy duchess who dabbles in the arts and has had a string of amorous successes wants to know if her sex-appeal is just an aspect of her social status, so she seeks advice on the question from her god-father who advises her to consult a renowned expert on such matters. 1909 Anthology V. II
24  ? La Morillonne  ? the lady in question has been the mistress of every fellow in the village since she was twelve but there’s one holdout, the village shepherd. Not much suspense about what happens then. 1903 Anthology V. 2, Delphi
25  ? Lilie Lala  ? the narrator recounts how the eponymous lady had told him about the atrocious treatment she had suffered as a child in a circus and how she had gotten her revenge on the lascivious circus manager one cold and snowy night near Moscow, his last one. 1903 Anthology V. 1
26  ? Lost

aka : Crash
 ? an amorous young Jewish stockbroker gets badly treated by a baroness (and her husband) in Vienna. 1903 Anthology V. 5 You Tube
27  ? Mad  ? a very long account in 23 sections (!) of a man’s changing attitudes towards first his fiancée and then his wife as he incessantly tortures himself about whether she had known another man before him.
A footnote to the text in the 1909 collection of Maupassant’s English-language stories is signed R.M., no doubt the author of this text, his colleague and acquaintance René Maizeroy, who is known to have authored several other of these fake Maupassant stories.
1909 Anthology V. II Barnes & Noble,
You Tube
28  ? Mademoiselle  ? a frail little boy has been brought up to wear girl’s clothing and to be called Mademoiselle by one and all but finally he goes to a local dance dressed as a fellow and tries to behave with a girl the way the other fellows do, much to everyone’s shock and disgust. 1903 Anthology V. 2
29  ? Mamma Stirling  ? James Stirling, a stalwart circus rider falls in love with a gypsy circus performer who dies on giving birth to a boy, who has always called his loving father Mama. But the boy, who becomes a star acrobat, is introduced to the delights of love by a flighty lady of the Parisian nights, and when she begins to ignore him the boy deliberately flings himself to his death beyond the net in front of her, much to her annoyance. Mama Stirling takes to drink in despair and becomes the laughing-stock of the circus world. 1909 Anthology V. II
30  ? Margot’s Tapers  ? Margot learns about love in the woods on the evening of Midsummer’s Day. 1903 Anthology V. 5
31  ? On Perfumes  ? Three idle women in Ischl in Austria, a Princess and two Countesses, exchange tales about smelly experiences, the most surprising one being the delicate little Countesses’s inclination for stables odours, because she said that her friend the Prince T. had been bewitched by an earthy-smelling gypsy circus performer. But when the Princess visited later the delicate little Countess at her riding school in Vienna, she couldn’t help noticing her handsome riding-master. And was not surprised when somewhat later the Countess got divorced after an incident between the Count and the riding-master. 1903 Anthology V. 5
32  ? Profitable Business  ? a fellow proud of his virtuous values commits adultery in a low brothel in Paris. 1903 Anthology V. 5
33  ? Sympathy  ? a run-down sixty-year old crossed paths in a Paris street with a run-down forty-something woman and when she offers him comfort for a franc they discover that they have sympathy for each other and go off together. 1903 Anthology V. 6
34  ? The Accent  ? a brief and distinctly flat story about a penniless woman and her daughter failing to find a suitably rich spouse and marrying very poorly in the (abrupt) end. 1903 Anthology V. 5
35  ? The Artist

aka : An Artist
 ? There’s no trace of this story about a knife-throwing circus performer and his conflictual relationship with his wife in the French-language works of Maupassant. 1903 Anthology V. 1 Audible,
36  ? The Bandmaster’s Sister  ? the bandmaster in question goes into a bawdy house with his companions and recognizes there his sister whom he had terribly mistreated when she was a young girl, who hates him more than ever. 1909 Anthology V. II
37  ? The Carnival of Love  ? an elegant princess has an affair with a cavalry officer in Karlsbad. 1909 Anthology V. IV Barnes & Noble
38  ? The Carter’s Wench  ? his coachman brings the narrator into a low inn in the countryside run by a bold and very easy-going woman with green eyes whose sordid history he recounts to the troubled narrator when they continue on their way afterwards. 1903 Anthology V. 6
39  ? The Clown  ? a particularly sordid tale about a group of 18 half-starved cripples working as hawkers on the seafront with one awful female shared between them who revolt in a particularly brutal way when the lady decides to favour a young newcomer to the group. 1903 Anthology V. 2
40  ? The Confession #3  ? Monsieur de Champdelin cannot give up his bachelor habits after his marriage to a very lovely and happy young woman who adores him, and continues to search incessantly for women to prey upon. One day he follows two young girls into a church and is so aggressive with them that thaT manage to push him into a confessional booth and to lock him in there. And then another woman – who turns out to be Madame de Champdelin –comes into the other side of the confessional box and reveals to what she thinks is the priest that she’s having a passionate affair with one of her husband’s friends. 1909 Anthology V. III
41  ? The Debt  ? a street girl befriends a young waif wandering around on the streets at night and fifteen years later the waif who has become a well-known painter helps her to end her days peacefully in an asylum. 1903 Anthology V. 1 Apple Books,
42  ? The Hermaphrodite  ? a trans person’s secret gets revealed on his/her/their deathbed. 1909 Anthology V. III
43  ? The Home of Columba  ? After a most disagreeable and improbable not to say un-Maupassantian introduction describing the city of Marseilles as a “a human waste heap composed of the dregs of the Orient”, a ship leaves that horrible place to proceed to the city of Ajaccio in southern Corsica, where the narrator recounts at length an impassioned debate in the city council between monarchists and republicans. That’s it ! 1909 Anthology V. X
44  ? The Ill-Omened Groom  ? a wealthy lady in London get seduced by an audacious groom. 1903 Anthology V. 6
45  ? The Jennet  ? a complicated tale about how a show-off officer gets tricked by a subaltern with a circus horse because of his extramarital affairs. 1909 Anthology V. IV
46  ? The Lancer’s Wife  ? A somewhat unlikely war story – in the second sentence 150,000 French soldiers are saved form “certain death” by retreating across the Swiss border, and later on the enemy troops are anachronistically referred to as "Germans" rather than Prussians – sparsely recounted and of little interest. 1909 Anthology V. III Amazon,
Google Books,
You Tube,
47  ? The Last Step  ? Monsieur de Saint-Juéri has always refused to make his long-time mistress his legal wife so she gets her doctor to tell him that she’s dying, so he does agree to marry her on her supposed deathbed after all. 1903 Anthology V. 5
48  ? The Log-Book  ? The narrator is reclining on a yacht which is being actively manipulated by its energetic proprietor. To kill time he looks at the boat’s log-book and copies down three entries describing the scenery around Saint-Tropez (for 1 page) and then about how he went for a walk above the Normandy beaches two months later and saw a couple holding hands (2 pages). 1909 Anthology V. X
49  ? The Male-Courtesan  ? A discourse on the title theme beginning with the declaration that Frenchmen, especially Parisians, members of Parliament and journalists all belong to that category, with a few highly disagreeable accounts to illustrate the theme. 1909 Anthology V. X
50  ? The Man with the Blue Eyes

aka :
The Man with the Pale Eyes
 ? This tale about a vicious black murderer with blue eyes in Haiti who won’t confess to the crimes he has obviously committed and is so nasty that the (French) judge who summons him regrets that torture can no longer be used by the court (!) is so un-Maupassant-like that it would be suspect even if one could find any French-language text remotely resembling it, which one can’t. 1903 Anthology V. 6 You Tube,
Gibson Books,
Go Antiques
51  ? The Man with the Dogs  ? a vicious story about a vicious breeder of vicious dogs for smugglers and customs officers alike and whose wife suffers the brutal consequences of his viciousness. 1903 Anthology V. 9
52  ? The Marquis  ? a dissolute society woman brings a group of her followers to her chateau in Brittany for a dinner there and invites a passing minstrel to join them for dinner. The minstrel not only dines with them after being dressed up but stays the night too with the lady, and leaves a bag of pennies in remembrance of their encounter. 1903 Anthology V. 6
53  ? The Monastery of Corbara  ? The narrator recounts a pilgrimage he had made along the mountainous coasts of Corsica to reach the Monastery of Corbara where he met the monk who lived there, Father Didon.
 some of the descriptive passages are clearly modelled on similar elements in Maupassant’s story A Corsican Bandit (Un bandit corse), which has nothing to do with monks or monasteries.
1909 Anthology V. X
54  ? The Mountebanks  ? a countess attends a low spectacle in disguise and is so impressed by the athletic forms of the two mountebanks in the show that she invites them to visit her incognito, which they do and it ends very badly for one of them. 1903 Anthology V. 1
55  ? The New Sensation  ? Madame d’Ormonde has refused all her suitors on the grounds that she could only submit to illicit love in particularly novel surroundings, which she does finally find in a fortune-teller’s van. 1903 Anthology V. 5
56  ? The Odalisque of Senichou  ? a working-class girl gets seduced by an officer in a suburb of Prague. 1903 Anthology V. 6 You Tube,
57  ? The Old Maid  ? Count Eustache retires to his isolated broken-down country home where he lives with his young daughter who becomes an old maid because of their poverty, only to discover too late on her penny-pinching father’s death that she’s become wealthy. 1909 Anthology V. IV Amazon,
58  ? The Real One and the Other  ? Monsieur Rulhière is elected deputy in a southern department with the help of an attractive young woman whom everyone takes for his wife. After being elected a group of local notables come to visit him at his residence in Paris, where they are surprised to find another woman – Rulhière’s wife – being the hostess. After dinner they all confide to the deputy that they understand Parisian mores but nevertheless they all preferred his “real” wife. 1903 Anthology V. 6
59  ? The Relics  ? A famous and very chaste philosopher has, unbeknown to the world, had an illegitimate son while he was in exile in Italy and has left all his wealth and the income from his books to him and his mother. 1903 Anthology V. 5
60  ? The Sequel to a Divorce  ? an expert divorce lawyer explains to a bored society lady how to build a convincing case for a divorce, but the consequences for the divorced couple are somewhat surprising in the end. 1903 Anthology V. 2
61  ? The Thief #2  ? A short (1,700 words) apparently moralistic but rather salacious tale where an ageing doctor recounts the seduction of an innocent girl by a rake who gets arrested for breaking and entering.
 There’s been a recent 2022 e-book publication of this 5-page (fake) story in M’s name, and another recent 2015 edition fraudulently purports to be a translation of the authentic Maupassant story Le voleur (1882) (i.e.- “The Thief”), but that very authentic and rather humorous tale (that can be seen on this site in both English and French) has nothing to do with this sombre, inelegant, off-putting anecdote concocted in 1903 to titillate anglophone readers with a gallic-sounding subject of seduction and sin.
1903 Anthology V. 5 Amazon,
Google Books,
You Tube,
62  ? The Upstart  ? A wealthy newcomer to society manages to get married to a local beauty but when he learns that she’s being unfaithful to him he gets the police to surprise he with her lover who’s somewhat of a surprise himself. 1903 Anthology V. 6
63  ? The Venus of Branzia  ? a caricatural tale of a Jewish rabbi’s beautiful wife who turns out not to be as virtuous as the rabbi thought. 1903 Anthology V. 2, Delhi
64  ? The Viaticum  ? a court lady reveals how the Empress – apparently Austrian – had suddenly left an official ball incognito in a great hurry to visit her dying lover. 1909 Anthology V. III Amazon,
You Tube
65  ? The White Lady  ? an elegant officer lusts after a Countess and her daughter in Vienna. 1903 Anthology V. 6
66  ? Ugly  ? Antinous Lebeau in spite of his name is a very ugly man who finally meets a really ugly and very poor young woman who finally deceives him with a fellow who has a particular ugliness whereas Ant’s ugliness is just of a banal kind. 1903 Anthology V. 1 You Tube
67  ? Under the Yoke  ? an elderly widower gets involved with a young adventuress. 1903 Anthology V. 6
68  ? Violated  ? a sportsman gets violated by his host’s wife. 1909 Anthology V. III
69  ? Virtue !

aka : Kind Girls
 ? a wandering minstrel seduces the maids in a mansion somewhere or other by his singing, and when they finally throw down money to him to induce him to come up for a visit, he collects the money but then tells them that he can’t come up because he has two girls at home. 1903 Anthology V. 5 ebay
70  ? Virtue in the Ballet  ? a beautiful and virtuous young ballerina at the Vienna Opera refuses all gifts and advances from the wealthy (old) patrons there in favour of a poor but handsome young fellow. This exception from established behaviour turns out nicely in the end. 1903 Anthology V. 3
71  ? Wife and Mistress  ? A childless couple decides to separate because Monsieur wants to start a family, which he does with his new mistress. 1909 Anthology V. II


1. Une vie 1883 A Life A Woman’s Life a considerable initial success, highly regarded ever since
2. Bel-Ami 1885 Bel-Ami A Ladies’ Man his most famous novel, a major popular success with 37 editions in the first four months.
3. Mont-Oriol 1887 Mont Oriol
4. Pierre et Jean 1888 Pierre et Jean
5. Fort comme la mort 1889 As Strong as Death
6. Notre cœur 1890 A Woman’s Pastime Our Heart
7. L’Âme Étrangère - written in 1890, unfinished
8. L’Angelus - written in 1891, unfinished



drama 59 20% 8.1
the battle of the sexes 43 14% 8.2
love story 34 11% 8.8
humour 23 8% 7.6
war story 16 5% 8.3
life in Normandy 15 5% 8.6
anecdote 13 4% 7.7
solitude 10 3% 8.4
Parisian life 9 3% 8.4
hunting story 8 3% 8.3
crime story 7 2% 7.3
mental illness 7 2% 8.1
Corsican story 6 2% 8.8
satire 6 2% 7
the feminine condition 6 2% 8.3
animal story 5 2% 8.1
prostitution 5 2% 8
supernaturalism 5 2% 7.8
life in Algeria 4 1% 6.4
boating on the Seine 3 1% 8.8
Brittany story 3 1% 8.3
health cure in the Auvergne mountains 3 1% 8.5
fishing story 2 1% 7.8
political conflict 2 1% 7.5
suicide 2 1% 8.5
incest 1 0% 5
Norman fable 1 0% 8.5
pedophilia 1 0% 2
sex crime 1 0% 9.5
TOTAL 300 100% 8.1


1875-1880 11 4% 7.9
1881-1893 289 96% 8.1
TOTAL 300 100% 8.1


short story : < 7,500 words ; novelette : 7,500-17,499 words ; novella : 17,500-40,000 words

short stories 287 96% 8.1
novelettes 11 4% 8.3
novellas 2 1% 9.3
TOTAL 300 100% 8.1


1-6 24 8% 5.6 Poor
7 52 17.3% 7.2 Average
8 143 47.7% 8.3 Good/Very good
9-10 81 27% 9.2 Excellent/Masterwork
TOTAL 300 100% 8.1

QUALITY COUNT = Good+Excellent = 224
QUALITY RATIO = (Good+Excellent)/Total = 74.7%




 Project Gutenberg : downloadable Maupassant stories
(with 179 English-language texts, including 3 non-fiction titles (see Section 2 above) and 2 “fake Maupassant” stories (The Lancer’s Wife and The Thief #2).

 Wikipedia List of Short Stories by Guy de Maupassant
(a list of 286 titles, including 4 non-fiction titles (see Section 2 above).


 Delphi Complete Works of Guy de Maupassant (Illustrated), by Delphi Classics, 2013
with 281 short-story titles, including 3 non-fiction titles (see Section 2 above) and 64 of the “Fake Maupassant” stories shown in Section 3 above.

 The Complete Short Stories of Guy de Maupassant, Collier & Son, New York, 1903
a set of 10 volumes with 223 titles, including the first publication of 51 of the “Fake Maupassant” stories overviewed in Section 3 above.

 The Works of Guy de Maupassant, Harper, New York, 1909
a set of 10 volumes with 221 short-story titles, including the first publication of 20 “Fake Maupassant” stories, as well as the 51 fakes included in the 1903 edition.

 Guy de Maupassant, contes et nouvelles, Gallimard, Bibliothèque de la Pléiade, 2 volumes, 1974-79.

 Guy de Maupassant Œuvres complètes, Arvensa Éditions, Kindle version, 2013

 Liste des nouvelles de Guy de Maupassant (Wikipédia).

 La bibliothèque Guy de Maupassant (La Bibliothèque électronique du Québec)

7. INDEX OF THE MAUPASSANT STORIES, in alphabetical order

including all known alternate titles and the other titles classified as stories in some Maupassant anthologies and publications shown in Sections 2 and 3 above.

=> in alphabetic order by English title(s)
=> in alphabetic order by French title


ENGLISH_TITLE________________________ FRENCH_TITLE_______________________ CATEGORY__________ DATE__________ OUR
A Bad Error La fenêtre short story 1883 8.5
A Bit of the Other Imprudence short story 1885 8.5
A Christmas Eve Festival Un réveillon short story 1882 8
A Christmas Tale Conte de Noël short story 1885 8.5
A Cock Crowed Un coq chanta short story 1882 9
A Corsican Bandit Un bandit corse short story 1882 9
A Corsican Story Histoire corse short story 1881 8.5
A Costly Outing À cheval short story 1883 8.5
A Country Excursion Une partie de campagne short story 1881 9.5
A Coup d’Etat Un coup d’État short story 1883 7
A Coward Un lâche short story 1884 9
A Cremation Le bûcher short story 1884 8
A Crisis Au bord du lit short story 1883 9
A Cry of Alarm Cri d’alarme short story 1886 8
A Day in the Country Une partie de campagne short story 1881 9.5
A Dead Woman’s Secret La veillée short story 1882 7.5
A Deal Une vente short story 1884 5
A Deer Park in the Provinces  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
A Divorce Case Un cas de divorce short story 1886 8.5
A Duel Un duel short story 1883 7.5
A Failure Un échec short story 1885 8.5
A Fair Exchange Divorce short story 1888 7
A Family Affair En famille novelette 1881 8.5
A Family Une famille short story 1886 7.5
A Farm Girl’s Story Histoire d’une fille de ferme short story 1881 9
A Fashionable Woman  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
A Father’s Confession La confession #3 short story 1884 8.5
A Fishing Excursion Deux amis short story 1883 8.5
A French Enoch Arden Le retour short story 1884 7
A Ghost Apparition short story 1883 7.5
A Good Match  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
A Grandmother’s Advice Les conseils d’une grand’mère short story 1880 7
A Humble Drama Humble drame short story 1883 8
A Jolly Fellow Saint-Antoine short story 1883 8.5
A King’s Son Tombouctou short story 1883 5
A Letter Une lettre essay 1885 -
A Little Walk Promenade short story 1884 9.5
A Lively Friend L’ami Joseph short story 1883 8
A Lucky Burglar Le voleur short story 1882 8.5
A Madman Un fou short story 1885 6
A Meeting Rencontre short story 1882 8
A Meeting #2 Rencontre #2 short story 1884 9
A Memory Souvenir #2 short story 1884 9
A Mésalliance  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
A Million Un million short story 1882 7
A Miracle Conte de Noël short story 1885 8.5
A Mistake Le crime au père Boniface short story 1884 8
A Mother of Monsters La mère aux monstres short story 1883 5
A New Year’s Gift Étrennes short story 1887 8.5
A Night in Whitechapel  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
A Norman Un Normand short story 1882 8.5
A Normandy Joke Farce normande short story 1882 9
A Page of History Une page d’histoire inédite essay 1880 -
A Page of Unpublished History Une page d’histoire inédite essay 1880 -
A Parisian Affair Une Aventure parisienne short story 1881 8
A Parisian Bourgeois’ Sundays Les dimanches d’un bourgeois de Paris novella 1880 7.5
A Parricide Un parricide short story 1882 8.5
A Passion Une passion short story 1882 8
A Peculiar Case La confession #2 short story 1884 8.5
A Philosopher Un sage short story 1883 8
A Piece of String La ficelle short story 1883 8.5
A Poor Girl L’odyssée d’une fille short story 1883 8
A Portrait Un portrait short story 1888 9
A Practical Joke La farce short story 1883 6.5
A Queer Night in Paris Une soirée short story 1883 8
A Railway Story En voyage #2 short story 1883 8
A Recollection Souvenir #2 short story 1884 9
A Rooster Crowed Un coq chanta short story 1882 9
A Rowing Man’s Reminiscences Mouche short story 1890 8.5
A Rupture  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
A Sale Une vente short story 1884 5
A Sister’s Confession La confession short story 1883 8
A Son Un fils short story 1882 7
A Strange Fancy La rempailleuse short story 1882 8.5
A Stroll Promenade short story 1884 9.5
A Sunday Outing Le père Mongilet short story 1885 8.5
A Surprise Une surprise short story 1883 6.5
A Traveller’s Notes Notes d’un voyageur short story 1884 8.5
A Traveller’s Tale En voyage #2 short story 1883 8
A Tress of Hair La chevelure short story 1884 8
A True Story Histoire vraie short story 1882 6
A True-Life Drama Un drame vrai short story 1882 7.5
A Useful House  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
A Vagabond Le vagabond short story 1887 7
A Vendetta Une vendetta short story 1883 9.5
A Walk Promenade short story 1884 9.5
A Warning Note Cri d’alarme short story 1886 8
A Way to Wealth L’ami Patience short story 1883 6
A Wedding Gift L’enfant short story 1882 9
A Widow Une veuve short story 1882 8.5
A Wife’s Confession Confessions d’une femme short story 1885 8.5
A Wise Man Un sage short story 1883 8
A Woman’s Confession Confessions d’une femme short story 1885 8.5
Abandoned L’abandonné short story 1884 9
Advice Given in Vain Vains conseils short story 1884 8
After Après short story 1900 8.5
After Death La confession #3 short story 1884 8.5
Afterwards Après short story 1900 8.5
Alexander Alexandre short story 1889 8.5
Alexandre Alexandre short story 1889 8.5
All Over Fini short story 1885 8.5
Allouma Allouma novelette 1889 4
Always Lock the Door Le verrou short story 1882 8.5
Am I Insane ? Fou ? short story 1882 8.5
An Adventure  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
An Adventure in Paris Une aventure parisienne short story 1881 8
An Affair of State Un coup d’État short story 1883 7
An Apparition Apparition short story 1883 7.5
An Artifice Une ruse short story 1882 8.5
An Artist  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
An Encounter Rencontre short story 1882 8
An Encounter #2 Rencontre #2 short story 1884 9
An Enthusiast Le Rosier de Madame Husson short story 1887 9
An Exotic Prince  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
An Honest Deal  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
An Idyll Idylle short story 1884 8.5
An Odd Feast Un réveillon short story 1882 8
An Old Maid La reine Hortense short story 1883 8.5
An Old Man Un Vieux short story 1882 7
An Outing in the Countryside Une partie de campagne short story 1881 9.5
An Uncomfortable Bed La farce short story 1883 6.5
An Unfortunate Likeness  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
An Unreasonable Woman Histoire vraie short story 1882 6
At Sea En mer short story 1883 8.5
At the Bed’s Edge Au bord du lit short story 1883 9
At the Church Door Le donneur d’eau bénite short story 1877 7.5
At the Spa Aux eaux short story 1883 9
Babette  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Ball of Fat Boule de Suif novelette 1880 10
Bed 29 Le Lit 29 short story 1884 8
Bed No. 29 Le Lit 29 short story 1884 8
Belhomme’s Beast La bête à Maît Belhomme short story 1885 8
Bell Le gueux short story 1884 9.5
Bellflower Clochette short story 1886 9
Benoist La Martine short story 1883 9
Bertha Berthe short story 1884 8.5
Beside a Corpse Auprès d’un mort short story 1883 6
Beside a Dead Man Auprès d’un mort short story 1883 6
Beside Schopenhauer’s Corpse Auprès d’un mort short story 1883 6
Blue and White Blanc et bleu short story 1885 9
Boitelle Boitelle short story 1889 8.5
Bombard Bombard short story 1884 7.5
Boniface’s Crime Case Le crime au père Boniface short story 1884 8
Boule de Suif Boule de Suif novelette 1880 10
Bric-a-Brac La baronne short story 1887 8.5
Ça ira Ça ira short story 1885 9
Call It Madness ? Fou ? short story 1882 8.5
Caresses Les caresses short story 1883 7
Caught  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Caught in the Very Act  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Châli Châli short story 1884 2
Christening Le baptême #2 short story 1885 8..5
Christmas Eve Nuit de Noël short story 1882 5.5
Chronicle Chronique chronicle 1884 -
Clair de Lune Clair de lune #2 short story 1882 9
Clochette Clochette short story 1886 9
Cockcrow Un coq chanta short story 1882 9
Coco Coco short story 1884 8.5
Coconut, Coconut, Fresh Coconut ! Coco, coco, coco frais ! short story 1878 7.5
Complication L’Enfant short story 1882 9
Confessing L’Aveu #2 short story 1884 8
Consideration Bombard short story 1884 7.5
Conversations Comment on cause short story 1887 7.5
Corsican Bandits  ? fake Maupassant -
Countess Satan  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Country Living Aux champs short story 1882 8
Coward Un lâche short story 1884 9
Crash  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Cunning Rouerie short story 1882 7.5
Day of Celebration Jour de fête short story 1886 8.5
Dead Woman’s Secret La veillée short story 1882 7.5
Decorated Décoré short story 1883 8
Delila  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Denis Denis short story 1883 8.5
Discovery Découverte short story 1884 8
Divorce Divorce short story 1888 7
Doctors and Patients Malades et médecins short story 1884 8.5
Dot-and-Carry Clochette short story 1886 9
Doubtful Happiness L’épingle short story 1885 9
Dreams Rêves short story 1882 8.5
Duchoux Duchoux short story 1887 8
En voyage En voyage short story 1882 7
Encounter #2 Rencontre #2 short story 1884 9
Encounter Rencontre short story 1882 8
Epiphany Les rois short story 1887 8
False Alarm  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Family Life En famille novelette 1881 8.5
Farewell ! Adieu short story 1884 8.5
Fascination L’épingle short story 1885 9
Father Judas Le père Judas short story 1883 8
Father Matthew Un Normand short story 1882 8.5
Father Milon Le père Milon short story 1883 10
Fear La peur short story 1882 9
Fear #2 La peur #2 short story 1884 8.5
Fecundity Un fils short story 1882 7
Femme Fatale La femme de Paul short story 1881 9.5
Florentin L’armoire short story 1884 8.5
Florentine L’armoire short story 1884 8.5
Flotsam Épaves short story 1881 8
Fly – Reminiscences of a Boatsman Mouche short story 1890 8.5
For Sale À vendre short story 1885 9.5
Forbidden Fruit Imprudence short story 1885 8.5
Forgiveness Le pardon short story 1882 7.5
Found on a Drowned Man Lettre trouvée sur un noyé short story 1884 8.5
Francis Histoire d’un chien short story 1881 8.5
Friend Joseph L’ami Joseph short story 1883 8
Friend Patience L’ami Patience short story 1883 6
From Paris to Heyst Le voyage du Horla chronicle 1887 -
Ghosts  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Good Reasons La moustache short story 1883 7.5
Graveyard Sirens Les tombales short story 1891 8.5
Growing Old Adieu short story 1884 8.5
Guillemot Rock La Roche aux Guillemots short story 1882 8
Happiness Le bonheur short story 1884 9
Happiness #2  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Hautot & Son Hautot père et fils short story 1889 9
Hautot and his Son Hautot père et fils short story 1889 9
Hautot and Son Hautot père et fils short story 1889 9
Hautot Senior and Hautot Junior Hautot père et fils short story 1889 9
He ? Lui short story 1883 8.5
Health Trip Voyage de santé short story 1886 6.5
Hippolyte’s Claim Le cas de Madame Luneau short story 1883 7
His Avenger Le vengeur short story 1883 7
His Son Un fils short story 1882 7
Honeymoon Trip Voyage de noce short story 1882 8.5
How He Got the Legion of Honor Décoré short story 1883 8
Human Misery Misère humaine short story 1886 9
Humiliation Rose short story 1884 9
Hydrophobia ? Enragée ? short story 1883 8.5
Idle Beauty L’inutile beauté short story 1890 9
Idyll Idylle short story 1884 8.5
Imprudence Imprudence short story 1885 8.5
In Former Times Les conseils d’une grand’mère short story 1880 7
In His Sweetheart’s Livery  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
In Port Le port short story 1889 8
In the Bedroom Au bord du lit short story 1883 9
In the Bushes Au bois short story 1886 7
In the Country Aux champs short story 1882 8
In the Countryside Aux champs short story 1882 8
In the Court Room Tribunaux rustiques short story 1884 8
In the Moonlight Clair de lune #2 short story 1882 9
In the Spring Au printemps short story 1881 9
In the Train En wagon short story 1885 7.5
In the Wood Au bois short story 1886 7
In the Woods Au bois short story 1886 7
In Various Roles  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Indiscretion Imprudence short story 1885 8.5
Is it Rabies ? Enragée ? short story 1883 8.5
Jeroboam  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Joseph Joseph short story 1885 8.5
Julie Romain Julie Romain short story 1886 9
Julot’s Opinion  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Kind Girls  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
La Mère Sauvage La Mère Sauvage short story 1884 9
La Morillonne  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
La petite Roque La petite Roque novelette 1885 9.5
Laid to Rest Les tombales short story 1891 8.5
Lasting Love La rempailleuse short story 1882 8.5
Laughable Conflicts Conflits pour rire essay 1882 -
Le Horla Le Horla novelette 1886 9.5
Letter Found on a Corpse Lettre trouvée sur un noyé short story 1885 8.5
Letter Found on a Drowned Man Lettre trouvée sur un noyé short story 1885 8.5
Letter From a Madman Lettre d’un fou short story 1885 8.5
Lieutenant Laré’s Marriage Le mariage du lieutenant Laré short story 1878 7.5
Lilie Lala  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Little Louise Roque La petite Roque novelette 1885 9.5
Looking Back Après short story 1900 8.5
Lost at Sea Le noyé short story 1888 8.5
Lost  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Love’s Awakening La dot short story 1884 7
Love Amour short story 1886 8
Mad ? Un fou ? short story 1884 7
Mad  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
M. Jocaste Monsieur Jocaste short story 1883 5
Madame Baptiste Madame Baptiste short story 1882 9
Madame Hermet Madame Hermet short story 1887 8
Madame Husson’s "Rosier" Le Rosier de Madame Husson short story 1887 9
Madame Husson’s May King Le Rosier de Madame Husson short story 1887 9
Madame Husson’s Rose-King Le Rosier de Madame Husson short story 1887 9
Madame Parisse Madame Parisse short story 1886 9
Madame Simon À cheval short story 1883 8.5
Madame Tellier’s Establishment La maison Tellier novelette 1881 9.5
Mademoiselle Cocotte Mademoiselle Cocotte short story 1883 8
Mademoiselle Fifi Mademoiselle Fifi short story 1882 9.5
Mademoiselle Pearl Mademoiselle Perle short story 1886 9
Mademoiselle Perle Mademoiselle Perle short story 1886 9
Mademoiselle  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Madness ? Fou ? short story 1882 8.5
Magnetism Magnétisme short story 1882 8.5
Making a Convert La confession de Théodule Sabot short story 1883 8
Mamma Stirling  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Margot’s Tapers  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Marroca Marroca short story 1882 8.5
Martin’s Girl La Martine short story 1883 9
Martine La Martine short story 1883 9
Master Belhomme’s Beast La bête à Maît Belhomme short story 1885 8
Memories Souvenirs short story 1884 8.5
Minor Tragedy Humble drame short story 1883 8
Minuet Menuet short story 1882 8.5
Miss Harriet Miss Harriet short story 1883 10
Misti Misti short story 1884 9
Mlle Fifi Mademoiselle Fifi short story 1882 9.5
Mme. Fifi Mademoiselle Fifi short story 1882 9.5
Mme. Tellier’s Excursion La maison Tellier novelette 1881 9.5
Modern Ghosts Le Horla novelette 1886 9.5
Mohammed Fripouli Mohammed-Fripouille short story 1884 4
Mohammed-Blackguard Mohammed-Fripouille short story 1884 4
Moiron Moiron short story 1887 8
Monsieur Jocaste Monsieur Jocaste short story 1883 5
Monsieur Parent Monsieur Parent novelette 1885 8.5
Moonlight Clair de lune short story 1882 8
Moonlight #2 Clair de lune #2 short story 1882 9
Mother and Daughter Yveline Samoris short story 1882 8.5
Mother and Son !!! L’attente short story 1883 8
Mother of Invention L’inutile beauté short story 1890 9
Mother Sauvage La mère Sauvage short story 1884 9
Mother Savage La mère Sauvage short story 1884 9
Mouche (Reminiscences of a Boatsman) Mouche short story 1890 8.5
Mouche : A Rowing Man’s Reminiscences) Mouche short story 1890 8.5
My Landlady La patronne short story 1884 9
My Twenty-Five Days Mes vingt-cinq jours short story 1885 8
My Uncle Jules Mon oncle Jules short story 1883 8
My Uncle Sosthenes Mon oncle Sosthène short story 1882 8
My Wife Ma femme short story 1882 9
Night. A Nightmare La nuit short story 1887 10
No Quarter Le père Milon short story 1883 10
Notes on a Journey Notes d’un voyageur short story 1884 8.5
Old Amable Le pére Amable short story 1886 9
Old Boniface’s Crime Case Le crime au père Boniface short story 1884 8
Old Judas Le père Judas short story 1883 8
Old Milon Le père Milon short story 1883 10
Old Mongilet Le père Mongilet short story 1885 8.5
Old Objects Vieux objets short story 1882 8.5
On a Spring Evening Par un soir de printemps short story 1881 9
On Cats Sur les chats short story 1886 8.5
On Horseback À cheval short story 1883 8.5
On Perfumes  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
On the River Sur l’eau short story 1876 9
On the Water Sur l’eau short story 1876 9
One Evening Un soir short story 1889 9
One Night’s Entertainment Une soirée #2 short story 1887 7
One Phase of Love La chevelure short story 1884 8
Other Times Autres temps short story 1882 6
Our Chum Patience L’ami Patience short story 1883 8
Our English Neighbors Nos Anglais short story 1885 6
Our Friends the English Nos Anglais short story 1885 6
Our Letters Nos lettres short story 1888 9
Our Peasants Aux champs short story 1882 8
Our Spot Le trou short story 1886 7
Out on the River Sur l’eau short story 1876 9
Paul’s Mistress La femme de Paul short story 1881 9.5
Père Milon Le père Milon short story 1883 10
Petition of an Involuntary High-Liver Pétition d’un viveur malgré lui short story 1882 7
Pierrot Pierrot short story 1882 7
Playing With Fire Le signe short story 1886 9
Poor Andrew Le mal d’André short story 1883 7
Profitable Business  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Public Opinion Opinion publique short story 1881 7
Queen Hortense La reine Hortense short story 1883 8.5
Recollection Souvenir short story 1882 9
Recollections Souvenirs #2 chronicle 1884 -
Regret Regret short story 1883 8
Regrets Regret short story 1883 8
Relics of the Past Souvenirs short story 1884 8.5
Revenge La revanche short story 1884 9
Riding Out À cheval short story 1883 8.5
Roger’s Method Le moyen de Roger short story 1885 6.5
Roger’s Remedy Le moyen de Roger short story 1885 6.5
Room 11 La chambre 11 short story 1884 9
Room No. Eleven La chambre 11 short story 1884 9
Rosalie Prudent Rosalie Prudent short story 1886 7
Rose Rose short story 1884 9
Rust La rouille short story 1882 8.5
Rustic Tribunals Tribunaux rustiques short story 1884 8
Rusty La rouille short story 1882 8.5
Saint Anthony Saint-Antoine short story 1883 8.5
Saved Sauvée short story 1885 9.5
Selfishness En mer short story 1883 8.5
Semillante Une vendetta short story 1883 9.5
Sentiment Une veuve short story 1882 8.5
Shali Châli short story 1884 2
Simon’s Papa Le papa de Simon short story 1879 9
Solitude Solitude short story 1884 9
Souvenir Souvenir short story 1882 9
St. Anthony Saint-Antoine short story 1883 8.5
Story of a Farm Girl Histoire d’une fille de ferme short story 1881 9
Strolling Promenade short story 1884 9.5
Suicides Suicides short story 1880 7.5
Sundays of a Bourgeois Les dimanches d’un bourgeois de Paris novella 1880 7.5
Sympathy  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
That Costly Ride À cheval short story 1883 8.5
That Pig of a Morin Ce cochon de Morin short story 1882 9.5
That Pig, Morin Ce cochon de Morin short story 1882 9.5
The Accent  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Accursed Bread Le pain maudit short story 1883 6
The Adopted Son Aux champs short story 1882 8
The Advice of a Grandmother Les conseils d’une grand’mère short story 1880 7
The Apparition Apparition short story 1883 7.5
The Artist’s Wife Le modèle short story 1883 8
The Artist  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Assassin L’Assassin short story 1887 7
The Assignation Le rendez-vous short story 1889 8.5
The Avenger Le vengeur short story 1883 7
The Awakening Réveil short story 1883 8.5
The Bandmaster’s Sister  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Baptism Le baptême short story 1884 9.5
The Baroness La baronne short story 1887 8.5
The Bed Le lit short story 1882 9
The Beggar Le gueux short story 1884 9.5
The Bequest Le legs short story 1884 6.5
The Blind Man L’aveugle short story 1882 8.5
The Burning Log La bûche short story 1882 8.5
The Cake Le gâteau short story 1882 7.5
The Caresses Les caresses short story 1883 7
The Carnival of Love  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Carter’s Wench  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Case of Madame Luneau Le cas de Madame Luneau short story 1883 7
The Castaway L’abandonné short story 1884 9
The Charm Dispelled Découverte short story 1884 8
The Child L’enfant short story 1882 9
The Child #2 Le petit short story 1883 7.5
The Child #3 L’enfant #2 short story 1883 7
The Christening Le baptême short story 1884 9.5
The Christening #2 Le baptême #2 short story 1885 8..5
The Closet L’armoire short story 1884 8.5
The Clown  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Colonel’s Ideas Les idées du colonel short story 1884 8.5
The Condemned Prisoner Le condamné à mort short story 1883 7
The Confession L’aveu #2 short story 1884 8
The Confession #2 La confession #2 short story 1884 8.5
The Confession #3  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Conservatory La serre short story 1883 7.5
The Convert La confession de Théodule Sabot short story 1883 8
The Corsican Bandit Un bandit corse short story 1882 9
The Cough La toux short story 1883 6
The Cripple L’infirme short story 1888 9
The Cupboard L’armoire short story 1884 8.5
The Dancers Menuet short story 1882 8.5
The Dead Girl La morte short story  1887 8
The Dead Hand La main d’écorché short story 1875 7
The Dead Woman La morte short story 1887 8
The Deaf-Mute Les bécasses short story 1885 8.5
The Debt  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Decoration Décoré short story 1883 8
The Devil Le Diable short story 1886 8.5
The Diamond Necklace La parure short story 1884 10
The Diary of a Madman Un fou short story 1885 6
The Dispenser of Holy Water Le donneur d’eau bénite short story 1877 7.5
The Doctor Héraclius Gloss Le docteur Héraclius Gloss short story 1921 6
The Donkey L’âne short story 1883 8
The Door La porte short story 1887 8.5
The Double Pins Les épingles short story 1888 8.5
The Dowry La dot short story 1884 7
The Drowned Man Le noyé short story 1888 8.5
The Drunkard L’ivrogne short story 1884 8.5
The Duel Un lâche short story 1884 9
The Effeminates L’homme-fille essay 1883 -
The Englishman La main short story 1883 8.5
The Englishman of Etretat L’Anglais d’Etretat chronicle 1882 -
The False Gems Les bijoux short story 1883 8
The Farmer’s Wife Le fermier short story 1886 9
The Farmer Le fermier short story 1886 9
The Father Le père short story 1883 9
The Father #2 Le père #2 short story 1887 9
The First Snowfall Première neige short story 1883 9
The Fishing Hole Le trou short story 1886 7
The Frontier En voyage #2 short story 1883 8
The Funeral Pile Le bûcher short story 1884 8
The Funeral Pyre Le bûcher short story 1884 8
The Gamekeeper Le garde short story 1884 8.5
The Golden Braid La chevelure short story 1884 8
The Grave La tombe short story 1884 7
The Graveyard Sisterhood Les tombales short story 1891 8.5
The Grove of Olives Le champ d’oliviers novelette 1890 9
The Hairpiece La chevelure short story 1884 8
The Hand La main short story 1883 8.5
The Head of Hair La chevelure short story 1884 8
The Heritage L’héritage novella 1884 9
The Hermaphrodite  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Hermit L’ermite short story 1886 8.5
The Hole Le trou short story 1886 7
The Home of Columba  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Honeymoon Voyage de noce short story 1882 8.5
The Horla Le Horla novelette 1886 9.5
The Horrible Event L’horrible short story 1884 8.5
The Horrible L’horrible short story 1884 8.5
The Horror L’horrible short story 1884 8.5
The Hostelry L’auberge short story 1886 9
The House of Madame Tellier La maison Tellier novelette 1881 9.5
The Ill-Omened Groom  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Impolite Sex Correspondance short story 1882 8.5
The Inn L’auberge short story 1886 9
The Jennet  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Jewellery Les bijoux short story 1883 8
The Jewels Les bijoux short story 1883 8
The Keeper Le garde short story 1884 8.5
The Kiss Le baiser short story 1882 7.5
The Lancer’s Wife  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Landlady La patronne short story 1884 9
The Last Step  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Legacy Le legs short story 1884 6.5
The Legend of Mont St. Michel La légende du Mont-Saint-Michel short story 1882 8,5
The Legion of Honor Décoré short story 1883 8
The Little Cask Le petit fût short story 1884 8.5
The Little Keg Le petit fût short story 1884 8.5
The Little One L’enfant short story 1882 9
The Little One #2 Le petit short story 1883 7.5
The Little Roque Girl La petite Roque novelette 1885 9.5
The Lock Le verrou short story 1882 8.5
The Log La bûche short story 1882 8.5
The Log-Book  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Love of Long Ago Les conseils d’une grand’mère short story 1880 7
The Lull-a-Bye L’endormeuse short story 1889 8.5
The Mad Woman La folle short story 1882 7
The Madwoman La folle short story 1882 7
The Magic Couch L’endormeuse short story 1889 8.5
The Maison Tellier La maison Tellier novelette 1881 9.5
The Male-Courtesan  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Man From Mars L’homme de Mars short story 1887 7
The Man with the Blue Eyes  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Man with the Dogs  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Man with the Pale Eyes  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Man-Girl L’homme-fille essay 1883 -
The Mannerism Le tic short story 1884 9
The Marquis de Fumerol Le marquis de Fumerol short story 1886 8
The Marquis of Fumerol Le marquis de Fumerol short story 1886 8
The Marquis  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Mask Le masque short story 1889 9
The Matter With André Le mal d’André short story 1883 7
The Model Le modèle short story 1883 8
The Monastery of Corbara  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Moribund Le vieux short story 1884 8.5
The Mother Superior’s Twenty-Five francs Les 25 francs de la supérieure short story 1888 8
The Mountain Pool En voyage short story 1882 7
The Mountebanks  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Murderer L’assassin short story 1887 7
The Mustache La moustache short story 1883 7.5
The Necklace La parure short story 1884 10
The New Sensation  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Night La nuit short story 1887 10
The Noncommissioned Officer Une soirée #2 short story 1887 7
The Odalisque of Senichou  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Odyssey of a Prostitute L’odyssée d’une fille short story 1883 8
The Odyssey of a Street Girl L’odyssée d’une fille short story 1883 8
The Old Maid  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Old Man Le vieux short story 1884 8.5
The Olive Grove Le champ d’oliviers novelette 1890 9
The Olive Orchard Le champ d’oliviers novelette 1890 9
The Orderly L’ordonnance short story 1887 8
The Orient L’orient short story 1883 8.5
The Orphan L’orphelin short story 1883 6
The Pardon Le pardon short story 1882 7.5
The Parrot Le noyé short story 1888 8.5
The Patron Le protecteur short story 1884 7.5
The Peddler Le colporteur short story 1893 9
The Pedlar Le colporteur short story 1893 9
The Penguins’ Rock La Roche aux Guillemots short story 1882 8
The Piece of String La ficelle short story 1883 8.5
The Pin L’épingle short story 1885 9
The Port Le port short story 1889 8
The Portrait Un portrait short story 1888 9
The Prank La farce short story 1883 6.5
The Prisoners Les prisonniers short story 1884 8.5
The Protector Le protecteur short story 1884 7.5
The Putter-to-Sleep L’endormeuse short story 1889 8.5
The Question of Latin La question du latin short story 1886 8.5
The Rabbit Le lapin short story 1887 7
The Real One and the Other  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Relic La relique short story 1882 8.5
The Relics  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Rendezvous Le rendez-vous short story 1889 8.5
The Return Le retour short story 1884 7
The Revenge La revanche short story 1884 9
The Rival Pins Les épingles short story 1888 8.5
The Rondoli Sisters Les sœurs Rondoli novelette 1884 9.5
The Secret La confidence short story 1885 9
The Sequel to a Divorce  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Shepherd’s Leap Le saut du Berger short story 1882 8.5
The Sign Le signe short story 1886 9
The Signal Le signe short story 1886 9
The Smile of Schopenhauer Auprès d’un mort short story 1883 6
The Snipe La bécasse short story 1882 8
The Snipes Les bécasses short story 1885 8.5
The Son Un fils short story 1882 7
The Spasm Le tic short story 1884 9
The Specter Apparition short story 1883 7.5
The Spot Le trou short story 1886 7
The Story of a Dog Histoire d’un chien short story 1881 8.5
The Story of a Farm Girl Histoire d’une fille de ferme short story 1881 9
The Strange Woman L’inconnue short story 1885 7
The Substitute Le remplaçant short story 1883 7
The Sundays of a Parisian Bourgeois Les dimanches d’un bourgeois de Paris novella 1880 7.5
The Terror Lui short story 1883 8.5
The Test L’épreuve short story 1889 8
The Thief Le voleur short story 1882 8.5
The Thief #2  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Tobacco Shop Ça ira short story 1885 9
The Tomb La tombe short story 1884 7
The Tramp Le gueux short story 1884 9.5
The Tramp #2 Le vagabond short story 1887 7
The Traveller La peur short story 1882 9
The Traveller’s Story La peur short story 1882 9
The Tribulations of Walter Schnaffs L’aventure de Walter Schnaffs short story 1883 8
The Trip of the Horla Le voyage du Horla chronicle 1887 -
The Twenty-Five francs of the Mother Superior Les 25 francs de la supérieure short story 1888 8
The Umbrella Le parapluie short story 1884 6
The Unknown L’inconnue short story 1885 7
The Upstart  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Venus of Branzia  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Viaticum  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The Victim L’ivrogne short story 1884 8.5
The Wait L’attente short story 1883 8
The Wardrobe L’armoire short story 1884 8.5
The Watchdog Pierrot short story 1882 7
The Wedding Night Enragée ? short story 1883 8.5
The White Lady  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
The White Wolf Le loup short story 1882 8.5
The Will Le testament short story 1882 8.5
The Window La fenêtre short story 1883 8.5
The Wolf Le loup short story 1882 8.5
The Wooden Shoes Les sabots short story 1883 7.5
The Wreck L’épave short story 1886 9
The Wrong House Une soirée #2 short story 1887 7
Théodule Sabot’s Confession La confession de Théodule Sabot short story 1883 8
This Business of Latin La question du latin short story 1886 8.5
Timbuctoo Tombouctou short story 1883 5
Toine Toine short story 1885 8.5
Tombstones Les tombales short story 1891 8.5
Train Story En voyage #2 short story 1883 8
Travelling En voyage short story 1882 7
True Story Histoire vraie short story 1885 6
Two Friends Deux amis short story 1883 8.5
Two Little Soldiers Petit soldat short story 1885 9
Ugly  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Under the Yoke  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Useless Beauty L’Inutile beauté short story 1890 9
Violated  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Virtue !  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Virtue in the Ballet  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Waiter, a Bock ! Garçon, un bock ! short story 1884 9.5
Walter Schnaffs’ Adventure L’aventure de Walter Schnaffs short story 1883 8
Was it a Dream ? La morte short story 1887 8
What the Colonel Thought Les idées du colonel short story  1884 8.5
What was Really the Matter with Andrew Le mal d’André short story 1883 7
White and Blue Blanc et bleu short story 1885 9
Who Can Know ? Qui sait ? short story 1890 8
Who Can Tell ? Qui sait ? short story 1890 8
Who Knows ? Qui sait ? short story 1890 8
Wife and Mistress  ? fake Maupassant  ? -
Woman’s Wiles Rouerie short story 1882 7.5
Women Who Dare Celles qui osent essay 1883 -
Words of Love Mots d’amour short story 1882 8.5
Yveline Samoris Yveline Samoris short story 1882 8.5
Yvette Samoris Yveline Samoris short story 1882 8.5
Yvette Yvette novella 1884 9.5


À cheval
À vendre
Au bois
Au bord du lit
Au printemps
Auprès d’un mort
Autres temps
Aux champs
Aux eaux
Blanc et bleu
Boule de Suif
Ça ira
Ce cochon de Morin
Celles qui osent
Clair de lune
Clair de lune #2
Coco, coco, coco frais !
Comment on cause
Confessions d’une femme
Conflits pour rire
Conte de Noël
Cri d’alarme
Deux amis
En canot
En famille
En mer
En voyage
En voyage #2
En wagon
Enragée ?
Farce normande
Fou ?
Garçon, un bock !
Hautot père et fils
Histoire corse
Histoire d’un chien
Histoire d’une fille de ferme
Histoire vraie
Humble drame
Jour de fête
Julie Romain
L’ami Joseph
L’ami Patience
L’Anglais d’Etretat
L’aventure de Walter Schnaffs
L’aveu #2
L’enfant #2
L’homme de Mars
L’inutile beauté
L’odyssée d’une fille
La baronne
La bécasse
La bête à Maît’ Belhomme
La bûche
La chambre 11
La chevelure
La confession
La confession #2
La confession #3
La confession de Théodule Sabot
La confidence
La dot
La farce
La femme de Paul
La fenêtre
La ficelle
La folle
La légende du Mont-Saint-Michel
La main d’écorché
La main
La maison Tellier
La Martine
La mère aux monstres
La mère Sauvage
La morte
La moustache
La nuit
La parure
La patronne
La petite Roque
La peur
La peur #2
La porte
La question du latin
La Reine Hortense
La relique
La rempailleuse
La revanche
La roche aux Guillemots
La rouille
La serre
La tombe
La toux
La veillée
Le baiser
Le baptême
Le baptême #2
Le bonheur
Le bûcher
Le cas de Madame Luneau
Le champ d’oliviers
Le colporteur
Le condamné à mort
Le crime au père Boniface
Le diable
Le docteur Héraclius Gloss
Le donneur d’eau bénite
Le fermier
Le garde
Le gâteau
Le gueux
Le Horla
Le lapin
Le legs
Le lit
Le lit 29
Le loup
Le mal d’André
Le mariage du lieutenant Laré
Le marquis de Fumerol
Le masque
Le modèle
Le moyen de Roger
Le noyé
Le pain maudit
Le papa de Simon
Le parapluie
Le pardon
Le pére Amable
Le père Judas
Le père Milon
Le père Mongilet
Le père
Le père #2
Le petit
Le petit fût
Le port
Le protecteur
Le remplaçant
Le rendez-vous
Le retour
Le Rosier de Madame Husson
Le saut du Berger
Le signe
Le testament
Le tic
Le trou
Le vagabond
Le vengeur
Le verrou
Le vieux
Le voleur
Le voyage du Horla
Les 25 francs de la supérieure
Les bécasses
Les bijoux
Les caresses
Les conseils d’une grand’mère
Les dimanches d’un bourgeois de Paris
Les épingles
Les idées du colonel
Les prisonniers
Les rois
Les sabots
Les sœurs Rondoli
Les tombales
Lettre d’un fou
Lettre trouvée sur un noyé
Lui ?
M. Jocaste
Ma femme
Madame Baptiste
Madame Hermet
Madame Parisse
Mademoiselle Cocotte
Mademoiselle Fifi
Mademoiselle Perle
Malades et médecins
Mes vingt-cinq jours
Misère humaine
Miss Harriet
Mon oncle Jules
Mon oncle Sosthène
Monsieur Parent
Mots d’amour
Nos Anglais
Nos lettres
Notes d’un voyageur
Nuit de Noël
Opinion publique
Par un soir de printemps
Petit soldat
Pétition d’un viveur malgré lui
Première neige
Qui sait ?
Rencontre #2
Rosalie Prudent
Souvenir #2
Souvenirs #2
Sur l’eau
Sur les chats
Tribunaux rustiques
Un bandit corse
Un cas de divorce
Un coq chanta
Un coup d’État
Un drame vrai
Un duel
Un échec
Un fils
Un fou ?
Un fou
Un lâche
Un million
Un Normand
Un parricide
Un portrait
Un réveillon
Un sage
Un soir
Un vieux
Une aventure parisienne
Une famille
Une lettre
Une page d’histoire inédite
Une partie de campagne
Une passion
Une ruse
Une soirée
Une soirée #2
Une surprise
Une vendetta
Une vente
Une veuve
Vains conseils
Vieux objets
Voyage de noce
Voyage de santé
Yveline Samoris

[1first published in book form posthumously in the Albin Michel collection Misti (1967).

[2first published in 1880 in the Les soirées de Medan, a celebrated collection of stories by Zola, Huysmans, Maupassant, Hennique, Céard and Alexis.

[3first published in book form posthumously in an illustrated edition by Ollendorf in 1901.

[4first published in book form in Maupassant’s first collection of stories, La maison Tellier (1881).

[5first published in book form posthumously in the collection La Pléiade (1974-79).

[6this previously-unpublished story was first published in the collection La maison Tellier (1881).

[7first published in book form in the original Belgian edition of Maupassant’s second collection of stories, Mademoiselle Fifi (1882).

[8first published in book form in Maupassant’s fourth collection of stories, Clair de lune (1883).

[9first published in book form in the 1883 edition of the collection Mademoiselle Fifi.

[10first published in book form in Maupassant’s third collection of stories, Contes de la bécasse (1883).

[11first published in book form posthumously in the collection Le colporteur [The Peddler] (1900).

[12first published in book form posthumously in the collection Le père Milon (1899).

[13first published in book form in Maupassant’s fifth collection of stories, Miss Harriet (1884).

[14first published in book form in a collection of Maupassant’s travel articles Au soleil (1888).

[16first published in book form posthumously in Œuvres complètes de Guy de Maupassant (Complete Works of Guy de Maupassant) by the editor Conard in 1907.

[17previously unpublished, this story was first published in the collection Clair de lune (1883).

[13first published in the collection Miss Harriet (1884).

[19first published in book form posthumously in the 1964 edition of the Albin Michel collection Contes.

[20first published in book form posthumously in the Albin Michel collection Contes in 1956.

[21first published in book form in Maupassant’s sixth collection of stories, Les sœurs Rondoli (1884).

[22first published in book form in Maupassant’s eighth collection of stories, Contes de jour et de la nuit (1885).

[23first published in book form in Maupassant’s seventh collection of stories, Yvette (1884).

[24first published in the collection Yvette (1884).

[25first published in book form posthumously in the 1909 edition of the collection Claire de lune.

[26first published in book form in Maupassant’s tenth collection of stories, Toine (1886).

[27first published in book form posthumously in the 1964-67 edition of the Albin Michel collection Contes et nouvelles.

[28first published in book form in Maupassant’s ninth collection of stories, Monsieur Parent (1885).

[29first published in book form in Maupassant’s eleventh collection of stories, La petite Roque (1886).

[30first published in book form in the 1887 edition of the collection Contes du jour et de la nuit.

[31first published in book form in Maupassant’s twelfth collection of stories, Le Horla (1887).

[32first published in book form in the 1888 edition of the collection Clair de lune.

[33first published in book form in Maupassant’s thirteenth collection, Le Rosier de madame Husson (1888).

[34first published in book form in Maupassant’s fourteenth collection, La main gauche (1889).

[35first published in book form in Maupassant’s fifteenth collection of stories, the last published during his lifetime, L’inutile beauté (1890).

[36first published in book form in the second edition of the collection La maison Tellier in 1891.

[37first published posthumously in the collection Le colporteur (1900).

[38written in 1875, this story was first published posthumously in 1921.